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Offline EscafilDevice

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This fanfic is hilarious
« on: July 07, 2009, 06:29:13 PM »
It's an "alternate ending." It's VERY short, even if you disagree with it it's funny. I don't think the author is serious:

http://www.karrth.com/animorphs/ff/alternateending.txt

Alternate Ending
By Lin
Contact: n/a

So I let Tom go when Jake said so.
There were two choices for Tom:
A: We would get the blue box and he would live-in the yeerk pool.
B: we would all die.
Of course tom chose to live. which power-hungry yeerk wouldn't? And so Tom the yeerk exited from Toms head. We opened connections with the Andalite force and negotiated with them. the war was over.

Three years later:
-jake: president
-cassie: married to jake, a vet
-rachel: model
-tobias: married to rachel, still lives in the meadow
-marco: billionaire, trying to get a date still
-ax and his family: having fun eating cinnamon buns.
-ellimist: wins over crayak
-crayak and drode: dead
-david: dead
-the chee: alive and making $$$
- yeerks: they all morphed endangered species and stayed that way. Cassie is happy...
-families: billionaires

And so the story ends, happily ever after.

The End



Is that awesome or what?

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 07:14:17 PM »
er....ok
Richard is really Anna in disguise!

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 08:58:59 PM »
interesting...and short. haha
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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 10:35:52 PM »
im still looking for the hilarity lol
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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 10:40:15 PM »
Lol.  I think it's amusing.
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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 11:10:31 PM »
hey, at least it's not depressing. ;)

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 12:04:36 AM »
Yeah, 'cause we wouldn't want war to be depressing.
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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 11:51:55 AM »
I don't really see the humor...
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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 12:09:40 PM »
 ::)

The person isn't serious, the chances of that happening are nonexistant.

Both Crayak and the Drode dead? Everyone a billionaire?

In a way it's sort of a sarcastic take on what a real ridiculous ending would be, but it's still more satisfying than the real ending.

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »
They forgot the part where Jake and Cassie name their kid Albus Severus Elfangor James Aftran.

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2009, 04:19:31 PM »
I think the main point of this ending would be to mock the happy-skippy ending that everyone seems to have wanted. The ending didn't satisfy me because it felt rushed, but I do agree wars don't always end happily, and relationships existing under tension don't always work in peace.

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2009, 07:41:05 PM »
Jake couldn't be president. Don't you have to be, like, 35 to run?

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2009, 07:55:06 PM »
They forgot the part where Jake and Cassie name their kid Albus Severus Elfangor James Aftran.

Haha, true.

And ThinkAgain, you really believed that line? KA didn't care about Animorphs anymore, she rushed through that book just to get it done so she could advertise Remnants.

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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2009, 08:00:35 PM »
Jake couldn't be president. Don't you have to be, like, 35 to run?

yeah...but there was a big time lapse.
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Re: This fanfic is hilarious
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 06:47:47 PM »
There was a three year time lapse. Not that big.