It's recently come to my attention that on several occasions within the past month a person named "Red" has been frequenting the chat rooms, using my font, and badgering Blue. Of course since this guy is a complete ass, you all assumed he was me.
First I'd just like to say thank you all for that. It's nice to know that if a person has red font and an attitude problem, I can count on everyone to think it's me. I really appreciate not getting the benefit of the doubt form anyone. **** you guys. Seriously.
Second, I'd like to say that "Red" is NOT me, and I am NOT "Red." I am Tyler. I always have been Tyler, I always will be Tyler. If someone comes in and claims to be Tyler and their name doesn't say "Tyler," it's NOT ****ING ME! Now, if the imposter persists, just ask them a question that only I, Tyler, would know the answer to. I'm sure you brainiacs might think of something hopefully.
Third, I'd like to apologise to Blue for any offense this douche may have caused. You're a good friend of mine and I would never come into a chat with the sole purpose of making fun of you. I may give people a hard time, but I don't make fun of anybody. I don't play that ****.
Thank you for your time.