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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2009, 12:22:39 AM »
yeah, i kinda figured she didn't really write it.
why would she admit it?

plus the rest of that site has similar feeling. probably the same/similar person wrote it.
i can understand harry potter, but pokemon/digimon hate is a little far.
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2009, 01:50:07 AM »
WHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHA!!!!!!!
 *can't stop laughing, falls from her chair and rolls on the flour*
This guy is so stupid!! And I'm reading other stuffs on this website! It's so funny!! Can't stop!!!! lol lol lol
Funny example:
Homosexuality:
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God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!!
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No I am not a bigot, nor homophobic. I am a believer in the Holy word of God, and If the bible says its wrong, It is wrong. If you are read this and thinking hate you will feel hate.
Noooo, of course you aren't! (wahahah!!)
Vampirism:
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And as long as there are those like Anne Rice and Stephen King to glorify it, more will become entrapped in Satan's snare.
Gothic's:
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Satan has control of their minds and they don't care what they do.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/864984.stm about Buffy ;)
Pokemon:
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Another clever scheme to seduce children in to occult thinking is Pokemon. It is laced with eastern mysticism.  Buddhist Mysticism, Hinduism, meditation rituals, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Book of Tao, the Analects of Confucius, the Gita, the I Ching,  and The Tibetan Book of the Dead  are some of the teachings that influence the game. It is all wrapped up in cute little characters to teach children Witchcraft and Satanism.
And of course Harry Potter:
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Some teachers are reading these books to their classes. They are pagans using the school system to spread their agenda. Your tax dollars are being used to promote Witchcraft and no one is coming against it. Now read a bible or mention Jesus in school and your locked up. Pagans state that theirs is a bona-fide religion with the same rights as Christianity. So why are they allowed to teach it in the schools?
RPG:
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Half-elf, Halfling, Half-orc-- There are no definitions in the dictionary for these three creatures and I admit I do not know what they are. However from what I know of mythology they are somewhat like the above. Perhaps Half elf, half human etc....
(they admit they don't know what they're talking about ^^)
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any rational person can see this game is demonic.
(do you really think you're a rational person? ^^')
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the game [Dungeons&Dragons] teaches witchcraft, demonology, voodoo, necromancy and satanism.
(really? ^^' why they took this example? INSMV wasn't better to explain what they think?)

I stop here, but it was really funny ^^
I think we can have this conclusion about them: They don't like SF nor fantasy... and in fact the only thing they like is their bible ^^' they don't seem to read a lot of other books... and TV is devil for them! lol
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2009, 01:55:01 AM »
Quote from: Dameg on February 05, 2009, 01:50:07 AM
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God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!!

Whenever I hear that stupid phrase it makes me want to kick puppies.
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2009, 02:05:05 AM »
Oh, it was a joke? So she would make it funnier, with many explanations about tiny things like "why the name of the main character's dog is evil" ;)
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2009, 02:06:59 AM »
Because the dog's name is Homer, which is also the name of the character in The Simpsons who eats a lot of donuts and bacon, which is gluttony, which is one of the seven deadly sins!!

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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2009, 03:39:39 AM »
Hehe thanks Mirienne ^^ I was sure you'd find it ;)

Another one: "Why the Hork-Bajirs are Satan's children"
and: "Why Controllers are satanists, and Yeerks devils" (and the Animorphs are the exorcists ;))
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2009, 04:05:03 AM »
who voted for the last option on the poll?
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2009, 04:22:39 AM »
Someone probably just voted the last option for kicks. Like the person who wrote the fake article. Might even be the same person.
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2009, 04:33:05 AM »
lol yeah, just a joke I think... as when I went to the USA and wanted to answer "yes" to the question "did you already kidnapped and rape an American children?" whaahahahaha!!!
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2009, 07:29:49 AM »
...I'm gonna ignore the fact that I don't see why you would treat that question as a joke...
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2009, 08:01:10 AM »
Do you really think this question on a paper they give to every foreigners who wanna visit the USA, isn't stupid? And it isn't the only one.
WHO WOULD ANSWER "YES" TO THIS QUESTION!!!!???
So YES, for us, it's a joke!
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2009, 09:44:47 AM »
why? hmm...I don't know, but there are crazy people out there...
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2009, 03:21:56 PM »
Quote from: morfowt on February 05, 2009, 07:29:49 AM
...I'm gonna ignore the fact that I don't see why you would treat that question as a joke...

It's a joke becuz nobody would ever really say "yes" to that or admit that they did so there's no point in even having tht question
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2009, 04:06:02 PM »
Quote from: Mirienne on February 05, 2009, 02:06:59 AM
Because the dog's name is Homer, which is also the name of the character in The Simpsons who eats a lot of donuts and bacon, which is gluttony, which is one of the seven deadly sins!!

Hehe.

Also Flanders (the super religious dude) is the Devil
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Re: Animorphs = Satanism!? WTF
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2009, 05:44:42 PM »
how does Animorphs (a book series that deals mainly with war and admittedly touches lightly on Animalism) connect to Satanism (a twisted mockery of Christianity that promotes the Self over other people?)?

it doesn't connect... not even remotely

 
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