The Best line in Animorphs

[AniJen]

"I am ready," I said, making mouth sounds. "R-r-r-ready. Red. E. Red. E."
"How about putting on a shirt?" Marco asked.
"The men who are young and restless do not wear shirts. I am young. And
I am occasionally restless."
"Ax?"
"Yes, Marco?"
"Put on a shirt."

This was a good one to me. Not the best, but funny nonetheless...

[AniJen]

And let's not forget-

<There are always These Messages,> I pointed out.
"These what?"
<The shorter shows that are displayed between longer shows. These
Messages. They are often my favourites. "Zestfully clean! Zestfully
clean! You're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean!" So much
information condensed into so brief a format. So much emotional intensity.>
"You're starting to scare me, Ax."


Sorry, I'm reading #28 The Experiment. Ax cracks me up. It's like watching Family Guy; it's funny cuz it's true. Applegate uses Ax to make fun of humans things in sort of the same way.

[AniDragon]

Ax > Family Guy.

[esplin]

In my opinion most of ax's 'humor' was pure amazing.  Are these lines supposed to be funny or meaningful?

[Horsefan1023 (Seal)]

They can be both. 

Cassie in book 4

They were asking me to play.  So I did.

[Uza-chan]

Book 16: Jake's perspective

<Tobias, where are you?>
<Well . . . it's smooth. Um, it was different when I first landed here.
It was smooth and white. Wet, though. There's dampness on the surface.
And I think there's a big lake or something below me.>
<Are you right side up or what?>
<l'm sideways. I'm sideways on a smooth, damp surface I think was white.
And there's a big lake below me.>
We all considered that description for a moment.
<0h, man!> Marco yelled. <Tobias, you're in a toilet!>
<Tobias, get out of there before someone flushes,> I said, stifling the
urge to laugh.
<I'm . . . remember how I said it was different when I first landed
here? It was light. Now it's dark.>
We all considered this new information for a moment.
<Uh, guh-ROSS!> Marco said, half-laughing, half-scared.
<Tobias, I think the reason it got dark is that someone sat down.>
<Wait. You're saying I'm in a toilet bowl. And someone sat down. But
then ... oh, man.>
<Caution: falling objects,> Marco said.
<What does all this mean?> Ax wondered.

[AniJen]

lol and then Marco says he'll explain Ax when he gets older, lol i was laughing a lot as i read that part.

[Horsefan1023 (Seal)]

That is a good one!


 

[goom]

Jake:  Full power to emergency engines.  Ram the Blade ship.

[spoiler]wouldn't been a much better line had it not been the LAST one..
i hate eternal cliffhangers.. [/spoiler]

i really like the last part of book #1.
[spoiler]<They'll come,> Tobias said. <The Andalites will come. And until then . . . >
I nodded and wiped away my tears. "Yeah," I said. "Until then, we fight.[/spoiler]

[Horsefan1023 (Seal)]

I agree to first spoiler, and I like the second.

Ax:

One bun?  One tray?
You can't blame me for not understanding.

[Chad32]

Oh, I remember that one. Funny stuff.

<You're kidding. His name is Jeremy?>

<Hey Ax-man. Did that scare you peeless too, or does that stuff not bother you andalites?>

<I am as peeless as you, Tobias my friend.>

<Do you see any Yeerk in there?>

<No, I do not.>

[Horsefan1023 (Seal)]

What was that from?

[wildweathel]

#13

Jara has just opened his skull to prove he's not a controller.

[Dameg]

Animorphs #54 (Marco):

<Who exactly are you?> Asculan asked Jake.
I jerked a thumb at my friend. "This is Jake.
Jake Berenson. President of Earth."

[AniJen]

<So many species on this planet,> he said to himself. <So many balances and connections.
Everything preying on everything else. Every power is checked by some other power. Every ad
vantage is canceled by some disadvantage.>
<Yeah. Earth. It's a tough neighborhood.>
<When we take this planet, we will eliminate these species. We will simplify. Things should be
simpler. Yes, much simpler.>
<I have a news flash for you, Yeerk. I don't think you're going to take this planet. I think this
planet is going to take you.>

Gotta love that Jake bravado