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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2009, 03:12:57 PM »
"It's Cassie," I said. "Emerging from the chrysalis."
 
Ax looked puzzled. "But this is not at all the body she had."
 
"No, that's what happens," Marco explained. "The caterpillar becomes the
butterfly."
 
Suddenly, the butterfly simply took off. It fluttered away, off across
the flowers, like it was shopping for just the right one.
 
"Naturally-occurring morphing?" Ax asked quizzically. "You didn't tell me."
 
"I guess it is natural morphing," I said. "And I guess it's better to
live your life as a butterfly than as a caterpillar."
 
"Would Cassie prefer being this creature to being human again?" Ax
asked. "Creee-cher. Cuh-ree-ture."
 
Rachel sighed. "No, Ax, of course not. We're just saying that this is
better than her only other choice. Better to be a butterfly than a
caterpillar."
 
"Ah. I see," Ax said. "But maybe she would like to demorph now."
 
"I'm sure she would," Marco said grimly.
 
"Then she should," Ax said.
 
Slowly, one by one, we all turned our eyes to stare at him. Rachel did a
little more. She jumped up, grabbed him by the collar and said, "Are you
jerking my chain, or do you have something to say?"
 
Ax seemed a little surprised, to put it mildly. But he said, "Oh, I see.
You didn't realize. Zuh. Re-uh-liiii-zuh. A very complicated word,
'realize.' And the 'z' sound makes my human mouth-parts tickle."
 
"Ax! Are you saying Cassie can morph?!" I demanded.
 
"I believe so," he said. "This naturally-occurring morph should reset
the morphing clock. She has two hours to demorph."
 
"GET! THAT! BUTTERFLY!" I yelled.


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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2009, 07:38:59 PM »
From book 12, Rachel ;D

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<Is it Jeremy Jason?> Cassie asked excitedly.
 
<Has to be,> I said.
 
<Does he have brownish-blond hair and really big blue eyes?>
 
<And full lips?> I added. <Like Brad Pitt
 
<Gag! Barf!> Marco, of course.
 
<The hair and eyes are correct, > Ax said. <l can't evaluate the lips,
though. How large would lips have to be in order to be Brad Pitt lips?>
 
<In that Montana movie Brad Pitt's lips filled the entire screen, >
Marco said. <In fact, I heard some people were crushed to death by Brad
Pitt's
 
<Bet they're fake,> Jake muttered. <You know how they inject, like, butt
fat into lips to make them all puffy?>
 
<It's so sad to hear so much jealousy, don't you agree, Cassie?>
 
<It is sad, Rachel. Terribly sad.>
 
<This is the worst mission we've ever been on,> Marco said. <l mean,
I've been scared before. Hey, I've been horrified, screaming,
wanting-to-wet-myself terrified before. I'm used to that. But this is
the first time I've wanted to just throw up. Rachel, I didn't think you
were even capable of normal human affection, let alone pathetic hero
worship.>
 
<Say it, brother!> Jake agreed. I think he was kidding. But I couldn't
be sure.
 
<And Cassie!> Marco went on. <l thought you only cared about animals.
Animals like skunks and snakes . . . and Jake. Hee-hee!>
 
<Okay, let's get back to business now,> Jake said quickly.
 
Jake gets embarrassed any time anyone mentions his feelings for Cassie.

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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2009, 07:48:52 PM »
That one was funny. 
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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2009, 11:40:35 PM »
I always loved Marco's: I'm the devil may care comedian. At least thats what I find it useful for people to think.
Or something along those lines. Its perfect summation of Marco.
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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #64 on: January 26, 2009, 12:09:57 AM »
This is a bit long, It's the scene where Ax Marco and Tobias are in the 7-11 trying to acquire Champ in book 49. I'm surprised no one has posted it yet. Sorry for the weird format, it's a copy pasta from somewhere else.


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"Ah." Ax nodded. "She does not understand how menacing we are." He tapped her on the
shoulder. "You do not know me," he said, "but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness
and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store." He reached behind her and pulled three jars of baby food from the top shelf. Shoved them behind a box of macaroni. Shuffled the Cheez Whiz in front of the Marshmallow Fluff. Tossed a bag
of lady's shavers onto a bag of hamburger buns. "There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened."

I can't believe that hadn't been posted before! I love that scene!  ;D

ax is an amazing character. the series wouldn't have done nearly so well without him.

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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #65 on: January 26, 2009, 03:11:26 AM »
Yeah, I also love Marco and Ax ^^
Nohensen, this part is one of my favorite!
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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #66 on: January 26, 2009, 08:23:07 AM »
BEST. SCENE. EVER.


The trashcan scene still makes me howl with laughter, though, until people look at me strangely...


...or rather, MORE strangely....
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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2009, 06:08:43 PM »
That happens.  I always get bugged that my friends don't understand RAF jokes.  You can't explain RAF to an outsider.
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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #68 on: January 27, 2009, 09:26:53 AM »
<Now, this is an interesting human concept,> Ax said approvingly. <This
hologram makes it almost appear that we are under the water.>
"Ax? It's not a hologram," Rachel said.
<Then ... we are underwater? Protected only by badly made human plastic?>
"Yeah."
<Why do you humans do things like this?>


Then...

"Jake," I whispered. "This is bad. We need something drastic."
"I'm open to suggestions," he muttered.
"Okay. I suggest you take a deep breath."
"Oh, no. Oh, man."
"Yeah," I agreed. "Everyone take a deep breath. Ax-man? Just how badly
made is human plastic?"


Just one of those moments I liked :)
"What is 'Caps Lock'?"
"Forget 'Caps Lock.'"
"Yes, Prince Jake."

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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #69 on: January 27, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »
I remember that. Quite funny.


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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #70 on: January 27, 2009, 07:54:08 PM »
We returned to base so that Menderash could
explain. My heart was pounding. My pulse was racing.
I was a little embarrassed by my response,
but this was Ax, one of us.
One of mine.


That was from Jake, and that last part really hit me for some reason.

After 5 years of basically saying things like "I guess I'm sort of the unofficial leader......" and "I'm the leader because Tobias said so....", he then says something like "One of mine". That was a very leader-ish thing to say.

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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #71 on: January 27, 2009, 09:35:50 PM »
True.  I didn't remember that one.

Here's one!
Ax:  Bunz-uhh!  Bunz-uhh!
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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #72 on: January 27, 2009, 10:09:25 PM »
Does it have to be from the books?

Marco: Why? Why, Jake? We're kids, man! We're supposed to have fun, to goof off. I want to go back to the way it was. To normal problems like zits, I want zits! ... Well, not really, but you know.

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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #73 on: January 27, 2009, 10:30:44 PM »
"It is I, Aximili. You are
having a reaction to mouth-pleasures. It will be
fine. Come with us and be quiet."
"What is 'Caps Lock'?"
"Forget 'Caps Lock.'"
"Yes, Prince Jake."

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Re: The Best line in Animorphs
« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »
That's a response to Estrid eating jellybeans, isn't it?


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