"Heh, yeah. At last count there were maybe 100,000 scattered survivors. Non-infected survivors, anyway." I look at the bottle and finish the last half in one go. A thought occurs to me. A bar that accesses all Universes and points in time...
"BARKEEP!!! All three bottles of the Dalmore 64 Trinitas, the only bottle of 64 year old Macallan in Lalique, all twelve bottles of Dalmore 62, twelve bottles of Glenfiddich 50 Year Old and a bottle of Macallan 1926. All in an easy to carry bag that seperates each bottle with 100% protection against breaking. And I'd like to start a tab, please."
A tab. Right. That order alone will take me decades to pay off. That's $1,882,000 worth of Scotch-Whiskey... Hell, one of those bottles has been maturing for the last 140 years... Still. When in a trans-universal pub, do as the trans-universal patrons do. Plus it's not like anyone's watching the banks back home, anymore.
The barkeep brings the order in two bags specifically designed to cancel all gravity and inertia, whilst also lightening the bag to a tenth it's original weight. Regardless of my appearance being that of a man in his mid-twenties, I smile for the first time in nearly 41 years.
"Well then. You provide the pirates, I'll provide the whiskey. I get the first drinks, though." I say, pouring us both a shot of Trinitas and downing mine. Now that was special. And I can't wait to see what a minotaur looks like after a few.
I sling the bags over each shoulder and get ready to depart.