Strange, Ridiculous, and Unlikely Adventures the Animorphs Would (Never) Go On

[TobiasMasonPark]

     Inspired by the "Things the Animorphs (and Other Characters) Would Never Say" thread, this topic is one in which we may post bizarre adventures the Animorphs would probably never go on.

     Example:

     Animorphs: the Dance off.

     Cover Art: Jake morphs into The Lord of the Dance.

     Tag Lines: Front--Let's Boogie. Back: Jake's about to get his groove back.

     Plot: the Animorphs and Ax are challenged by Visser Three to a dance off. The groups must acquire the DNA of famous dancers while Visser Three has an alien morph which is notorious for busting sweet moves. Principal Chapman, Tom, and Visser One are judges.

     The format doesn't have to be exactly like that, but I enjoy it. The situation also doesn't have to be funny (however that's mostly the point :p ). Of you have an idea of a cool adventure you would have liked to see the Animorphs go on, feel free to post it.

[Ash]

This is fantastic - you have some really great posts in the other thread, can't wait to see what comes up here

[TobiasMasonPark]

     Thanks, Ash. Hopefully it gets people interested :p

     Animorphs: the Sleep-Over.

     Cover: Marco morphs into a Squirrel.

     Taglines: Let's Get this Party Started; Pillow Fight, anyone?

     Plot: Marco gets word of a slumber party Rachel, Cassie, and Melissa Chapman are having at Rachel's house. Marco convinces the male Animorphs, and Ax, to spy on the party to see what's going down. But Visser Three is upset that he didn't get an invitation, so he decides to throw a sleep over of his own, but so much cooler, across the street with Chapman and Tom. Visser Three plans to sabotage Rachel's slumber-party, and making her look lame in front of all the kids at school! Hilarity ensues.
   

[Dylan]

Animorphs: The Pregnancy

Cover: Rachel morphing Eagle
 
Tagline: Rachel didn't Expect the Unexpected

Plot: (Takes place between 43-45) It opens with Rachel and Tobias (as a human) having some NSFW fun. The next day after, Rachel feels weird and finds out she's PREGNANT!!!!! She tries to get her baby aborted but can't. Cassie (as from 29 and 44, when she shows her great medical skills with those two surgeries she had to do)helps Rachel through labor.  Her baby turns out to be a half human half anteater (because they both have that morph).

[TobiasMasonPark]

     Animorphs: The Ranger

     Cover: Jake morphs into the red ranger.

     Taglines: "It's Morphin Time;" "yea, we actually said it. You happy now?"

     Plot: the Animorphs and Ax are recruited by Zordon, who gives them the power to become...uh, Power Rangers...To fight Rita Repulsa, who thinks Visser Three is one of her monsters and makes him grow.

[TobiasMasonPark]

     Animorphs: the Awakening

     Cover morph: Rachel morphs Rachel, but dressed similarly to Buffy or Faith.

     Taglines: "Into every generation, a slayer is born...;" "She's all, slayery now."

     Plot: Faith is temporarily killed (before season seven) and a new Slayer is called: a sixteen year old freedom fighter named...Rachel Berenson? Now, in addition to her Animorphs powers, Rachel has the powers of a Vampire Slayer. She juggles fighting the Yeerks with fighting the forces of darkness.

[TheWolfEmperor]

     Animorphs: the Awakening

     Cover morph: Rachel morphs Rachel, but dressed similarly to Buffy or Faith.

     Taglines: "Into every generation, a slayer is born...;" "She's all, slayery now."

     Plot: Faith is temporarily killed (before season seven) and a new Slayer is called: a sixteen year old freedom fighter named...Rachel Berenson? Now, in addition to her Animorphs powers, Rachel has the powers of a Vampire Slayer. She juggles fighting the Yeerks with fighting the forces of darkness.

And by juggling, we don't mean that metaphorically, cause this is Rachel. She lives for this.

[Tim Bruening]

     Animorphs: the Awakening

     Cover morph: Rachel morphs Rachel, but dressed similarly to Buffy or Faith.

     Taglines: "Into every generation, a slayer is born...;" "She's all, slayery now."

     Plot: Faith is temporarily killed (before season seven) and a new Slayer is called: a sixteen year old freedom fighter named...Rachel Berenson? Now, in addition to her Animorphs powers, Rachel has the powers of a Vampire Slayer. She juggles fighting the Yeerks with fighting the forces of darkness.

While Visser 3 morphs various vampires and demons, and other Yeerks take over various vampires and demons?

Could a Yeerk even survive in a vampire, or zombie, or demon?

[Adam]

     Animorphs: The Wall.

     Cover: Jake morphs a toupe.

     Taglines: It's gonna be hyooge!

     Plot: Need I say anything?