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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #210 on: April 22, 2010, 12:28:38 AM »
...The name "Jake" didn't give it away?

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #211 on: April 22, 2010, 03:21:04 AM »
I was talking to my friend on Facebook earlier today and her 3 month old son attacked the keyboard typing, "<<lllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmzxssss ssk"
I then replied with the first thing that popped into my head, "Tell him he does a fantastic impression of a Dracon Beam on full boar."
I was then told to put my book down and get out of the house.

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Also, the other morning, I was woken up by a fly making it's merry way into my ear canal.
The first thought that crossed my mind, due to the interesting noise it was making, was that Captain Hook from Peter Pan (another obsession) was breaking into my house.
Of course, I figured out rather quick that that's crazy.
The next thought that crossed my mind was that a Yeerk was burrowing into my head to take control of my brain.
This thought freaked me out so much that I screamed at my, then sleeping, father of my soon to be born baby to wake up and save me from the Yeerk.
He then pulled the blowfly out of my ear, killed it, told me I was delirious, then went back to sleep.
I then proceeded to quote the ever so awesome Ax, "I'm dee-dee-deeeelirious!"
Then I wandered upstairs with my finger in my ear to jump on the computer and start reading Animorphs from The Beginning again :)
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #212 on: April 22, 2010, 07:36:48 AM »
this is very amusing to me. i'm still snickering.


oh, goodness. what are the children of the collective RAFian/animorphs fan base going to do with themselves, growing up?
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #213 on: April 22, 2010, 09:46:28 AM »
I, personally, plan to avoid it at all costs.

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #214 on: April 22, 2010, 10:03:50 AM »
DUDE u go to an awesome school. maybe its proof marco and ax really do exist? :o

just them, not the others? o_O
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #215 on: April 22, 2010, 03:00:07 PM »
i remembered today:

i never trust a closed/locked, empty toilet stall.

it's like taping "THE ANIMORPHS NEEDED A QUICK MORPH HERE" to the door.
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #216 on: April 22, 2010, 05:14:59 PM »
oh, goodness. what are the children of the collective RAFian/animorphs fan base going to do with themselves, growing up?

Hopefully my baby, (whom we're finding out the gender of today EEEEP!!) will turn out reasonably normal.
Though, between myself and their father, I wish them luck haha.

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #217 on: April 22, 2010, 05:59:42 PM »
oh, goodness. what are the children of the collective RAFian/animorphs fan base going to do with themselves, growing up?

Hopefully my baby, (whom we're finding out the gender of today EEEEP!!) will turn out reasonably normal.
Though, between myself and their father, I wish them luck haha.

D: Normalcy's a terrible thing to wish on your child. They'll never be able to fit in! ;)

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #218 on: April 22, 2010, 06:40:18 PM »
...The name "Jake" didn't give it away?
Well, I said it was before I read the back or any of the book for that matter.

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #219 on: April 22, 2010, 06:54:36 PM »
oh, goodness. what are the children of the collective RAFian/animorphs fan base going to do with themselves, growing up?

Hopefully my baby, (whom we're finding out the gender of today EEEEP!!) will turn out reasonably normal.
Though, between myself and their father, I wish them luck haha.

Lol hey ya cant be all bad if your a fan of the Ani crew
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #220 on: April 23, 2010, 12:33:46 AM »
Umm, OK. 6 inch long slugs everywhere... I would have been in heaven there as a little kid.

I remember when I first picked up The Invasion, I could not determine Jake's gender. This was before I read the back, obviously. It was so weird.

You didn't say anything about reading the book itself. :P Just the back.

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #221 on: April 23, 2010, 07:03:12 AM »
oh, goodness. what are the children of the collective RAFian/animorphs fan base going to do with themselves, growing up?

Hopefully my baby, (whom we're finding out the gender of today EEEEP!!) will turn out reasonably normal.
Though, between myself and their father, I wish them luck haha.
aaaaawwwwwwww~~~ C: <3 yay! you should scan and post the little whatchamacallit-thingies they take of the baby in the 'post pictures of yourself' thread. >: D
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #222 on: April 23, 2010, 07:35:26 AM »
Ultrasounds?

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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #223 on: April 23, 2010, 08:07:26 AM »
no, no! those magical moving picture things in creepy negative color.


;P yes. ultrasounds.
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Re: Embarassing Animorphs Encounters
« Reply #224 on: April 23, 2010, 08:10:59 AM »
::) Oh, yes. I forgot they were magical.