I was talking to my friend on Facebook earlier today and her 3 month old son attacked the keyboard typing, "<<lllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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I then replied with the first thing that popped into my head, "Tell him he does a fantastic impression of a Dracon Beam on full boar."
I was then told to put my book down and get out of the house.
Post Merged: April 22, 2010, 06:36:24 AM
Also, the other morning, I was woken up by a fly making it's merry way into my ear canal.
The first thought that crossed my mind, due to the interesting noise it was making, was that Captain Hook from Peter Pan (another obsession) was breaking into my house.
Of course, I figured out rather quick that that's crazy.
The next thought that crossed my mind was that a Yeerk was burrowing into my head to take control of my brain.
This thought freaked me out so much that I screamed at my, then sleeping, father of my soon to be born baby to wake up and save me from the Yeerk.
He then pulled the blowfly out of my ear, killed it, told me I was delirious, then went back to sleep.
I then proceeded to quote the ever so awesome Ax, "I'm dee-dee-deeeelirious!"
Then I wandered upstairs with my finger in my ear to jump on the computer and start reading Animorphs from The Beginning again