haha come on who hasn't tried to morph into one of their pets
I think the real question is who has succeeded. I'm shocked to say I think I can answer that with a truthful yes. And not in my dreams or daydreams or imaginings but in real life. I was petting my cat and thinking 'be the cat. You are the cat, I AM THE CAT!!!' then, my cat, Damian, got all quiet for a minute and jumped up, his usual self. Then I kept thinking it and I couldn't move my thumb. This tingly feeling crept through me and I ran to the mirror. My eyes looked really odd, they weren't the normal blue. They were more... greenish, like my cat. My hair subtley changed a little bit. It got darker. But then I freaked and was all HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN!!!! And my eyes got more ormal and I could move my thumb, but my eyes still stayed slightly more green than blue. I think I got very semi nothlited.
It was embarrasing because when I told my friend about this she was like, "V, I think you had a few too many M 'n' Ms that day." Then I said, "But I didn't have any M'n'Ms that day!!" Then she responded, "Why? Did you lose them like you lost your marbles?"
I still haven't asked for a happy meal with extra happy. I haven't been to McDonald's in a while... but when I go into a dressing room I ocassionally look all around it for a way out. And once, at school I had to grab something from the gym's supply closet and when it took me 5 minutes to get out the teacher was all like 'what took you so long?' and I said, "I got lost in the yeerk pool on my way back."