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Offline Tim Bruening

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The Chapmans' Cat
« on: July 22, 2015, 11:58:05 PM »
Book 2: Mr. Chapman is severely embarrassed when an "Andalite Bandit" sneaks right into his basement as the family cat!

I am assuming that like all good cat owners, Chapman would have had his male cat spayed.  However, if an Animorph morphed the cat, the cat morph would have all his private parts.  Therefore, to make sure that his cat is not an Andalite, all Chapman need to is look to see that the cat is spayed.  If it isn't, it is probably an Andalite fake.

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Re: The Chapmans' Cat
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2015, 09:03:36 AM »
Now I'm picturing Chapman checking his cat's crotch a few times a day for the next few years.


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Re: The Chapmans' Cat
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2015, 01:31:53 PM »
Now I'm picturing Chapman checking his cat's crotch a few times a day for the next few years.

Wouldn't you consider that a small price to pay for home security?

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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2015, 02:11:16 PM »
I would consider that properly paranoid.


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Re: The Chapmans' Cat
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2015, 12:24:16 AM »
I would consider that properly paranoid.

Or Chapman could just close the cat door, and tell Melissa that "I have decided to close the cat door to protect our cat from stray cats and red-tailed hawks".