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Offline Jetstream

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2011, 08:05:11 PM »
No blood does not equal no death. It just happens that Disney seems to favour bloodless killing. The killing still definitely happens.

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Why stop there? Further back I say! Peter Pan, "Why is the Red Man Red?"
The point we were addressing involved recent instances of racism.
black fish in little mermaid http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/mermaidracist2.jpg

the original arabian nights song from aladdin (yoink)

Simba losing his **** when he heard about all the integration scar implemented in the pride lands for the hyenas. I don't have a link, but whatever.

I'd say that the Hyena bit doesn't count. Hyenas and Lions aren't exactly bestest buddies, and it's pretty much a conceit of those movies that the Hyenas ARE scum. Total stretch to call that a racist moment.

Edit: I also think people made a much bigger deal of that line in "Arabian Nights" than it deserved (medieval period anywhere was pretty much no fun for anyone) but that's an entirely different can of butthurt worms.
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #61 on: November 09, 2011, 03:29:05 AM »
I don't need your petty facts.

Ah thats something that I dont like. You stated something that you felt was true and whe I proved you wrong, you acted as though I did something wrong by taking actual time to research a previous claim.

... Okay, dude, I referred to them as "petty facts." Are you seriously taking that statement seriously?

WELL. This argument is pretty funny :D I say saying I don't need your pretty facts was pretty disrespectful and that he did prove you wrong. :P

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #62 on: November 09, 2011, 03:51:41 PM »
Considering that situation is already resolved, might we return to the topic without dredging up extinct conflicts, please?

If Animorphs were done strictly by Pixar, not Disney, then there would be a small alien chasing the main cast around, serving as weak comic relief between serious scenes, a la Scrat.
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2011, 11:42:33 PM »
Considering that situation is already resolved, might we return to the topic without dredging up extinct conflicts, please?

If Animorphs were done strictly by Pixar, not Disney, then there would be a small alien chasing the main cast around, serving as weak comic relief between serious scenes, a la Scrat.

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2011, 11:54:45 PM »
 Cassie and Jake wouldn't like each other at first. In fact they would hate each other. Then their would be a life saving scene where the wolf lands on the tiger, theirs a moment of silence, and love.
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2011, 10:11:06 PM »

I really haven't watched Pocahontes (is that how you spell it?) or Mulan, but that doesn't sound racist to me. It's like those politically correct thought-police idiots who say Jar Jar was racist, the Neimoidians were racist, and Watto was racist, when in fact they're only revealing their own racism.

That said, I think the Animorphs in a Disney medium would seem more like the Power Rangers, and Cassie would, of course, be the nature princess who needs rescuing.

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #66 on: November 22, 2011, 05:23:05 AM »
Whoever said nobody died in Finding Nemo is a liar. Nemo's mom was brutally murdered!