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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2011, 04:07:38 PM »
Taxxons are already cannibals. *confused*.

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2011, 04:16:55 PM »
Well yes, but to make it less disgusting the moment they died they would just look a lot more tasty
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2011, 09:04:53 PM »
I think you'd never see anything get eaten by a Taxxon period.
Or Visser Three.
Or Tobias.
Man things in Animorphs get eaten a lot
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2011, 10:08:18 AM »
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Pretty sure Bambi
Captain Hook never officially died in Peter Pan
Alice in Wonderland
In the emporers new groove Yzma and Kronk both lived and proceeded to become characters in a disney channel show where the emporer went to high school
In lilo and stitch Gantu lived
In toy story, sid never died
In toy story 2 and Finding Nemo nobody died at all

Pixar movies don't count and neither do YOUR generation's disney movies. Peter Pan, Bambi(aka boring as all ****), Cinderella, and Alice in Wonderland are exceptions to the "villains always die" rule but I'd like to believe the stepmother killed herself and I'm sure the Crocodile will actually do hook in sooner or later
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2011, 10:31:23 AM »
I think you'd never see anything get eaten by a Taxxon period.
Or Visser Three.
Or Tobias.
Man things in Animorphs get eaten a lot

WHat about stuff ax eats?
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2011, 10:53:31 AM »
As andalite? no big deal
As human it could go either way-totally censored, or extreme beyond your wildest imaginings...
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2011, 10:55:19 AM »
I think you'd never see anything get eaten by a Taxxon period.
Or Visser Three.
Or Tobias.
Man things in Animorphs get eaten a lot

WHat about stuff ax eats?

Something like this comes to mind

Sesame Street: Cookie Monster Sings C is for Cookie
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2011, 11:05:36 AM »
Oh I can picture it now. Ax singing "C is for Cinnamon Bunz-uh"
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #53 on: October 29, 2011, 05:18:15 PM »
I think you'd never see anything get eaten by a Taxxon period.
Or Visser Three.
Or Tobias.
Man things in Animorphs get eaten a lot

WHat about stuff ax eats?

But Ax eats grass and cinnamon buns. That's not exactly killing it to eat it and it's not exactly something you wont show little kids
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2011, 06:44:54 PM »
Again. Joke. I guess some people can just detect sarcasm over the internet and some people can't.  :shrug:
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2011, 09:39:03 PM »
Oh I can picture it now. Ax singing "C is for Cinnamon Bunz-uh"

Or cig butts  yummmmmmmm

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2011, 12:09:28 AM »
So why don't newer movies and Pixar movies count?

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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2011, 01:22:32 AM »
Oh I can picture it now. Ax singing "C is for Cinnamon Bunz-uh"

Or cig butts  yummmmmmmm

(I love Ax, he is so adorable :D)

but ax does like cinnamon buns better though  ;)
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2011, 10:53:53 PM »
They would have super annoying side characters!
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Re: If Animorphs were created by Disney...
« Reply #59 on: November 02, 2011, 01:09:08 AM »
No blood does not equal no death. It just happens that Disney seems to favour bloodless killing. The killing still definitely happens.

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