Animorphs Rap Battle

[SmartGirl333]

You do realise you can turn off the auto sensor?

Wait, where?

[Quaf]

Profile --> Modify profile--> Look and layout---> Check the box that says leave words uncensored.

[SmartGirl333]

Thanks!

Edit: Wow I feel like an idiot now.

[RYTX]

I tried to do something new with this one, have a bit of back and forth.
Idk, it works in my head because I have the whole accompanying visual laid out, don't know how it comes across just read. I need to see if I can get ERB to make vids for me. It'd translate better, but still this one was definitely...differ ent


Cassie vs Aftran


[spoiler]
Cassie
I come in, contemplating my sin,
Knowing that I'll have to do it again,
But I do it protect all the life on Earth
Weird as the way that a Yeerk gives birth
I'm a fix in time,
keep the the beat steady,
like my rhyme
Not on a high horse, I just show remorse
They say I sermonize, you know I mesmorize
Master of disguise, but I ain't telling lies
We can make a peace, me, we, us three
If you just let one little girl go free


Aftran
You want peace, but I ain't Karen
I'll knock you out I drag you back to the Sharing
"Dad's" in money, but I make bank
tear you up like you did my brotha, skank
Your boy George be Curious, but I be serious,
Listening to you makes me delirious
Yeah I'm sick of the Vissers' wars
But there are no other open doors
Trapped in a child, filled with hate
But to lose paradise is a much worse fate
So let me drop on you this view, boink
to me you're livestock, oink, oink


Cassie
Please Aftran we can strike a deal
Aftran
Be silent girl, you have no appeal
Cassie
What would it take, name your term
Aftran
Would you live your life, trapped as a worm?!
Cassie
I'd be blind
Aftran
She'd be free

Cassie
Then maybe that's what has to be
I'll give up red, blue, green, and light
To spare this child from the fight
And so that's how I end the tune
All rapped up in my own cocoon















Aftran
You win Cassie, I've been converted
This girl will no longer be subverted
Find your way out of a bug's life
There's a good role to play in this fight
With this gift I'll start a movement
It won't be much, a piece of improvement
For here on out  I'll mend my ways
And we'll all swim free for the rest of days

Cassie
Aftran we've made quite the tail
And all this trouble will not prevail
We can't be the bridge, but we'll be the rope
And link our people with one thing

Hope
[/spoiler]

[RYTX]

This was really hard to start, but ended up being very fun

Tobias vs Taylor

[spoiler]
Taylor
When you gonna learn
This is gonna burn
I push the right buttons and make you squirm
All our little meetings seem to get so awkward
and end with you still stuck as the hawk-bird
You can't know pleasure unless you know pain
so lets take a look at all your shame
Your friends risk their lives every day, they could die
While you play Air-force up in the sky
Daddy's death, momma left, aunt and uncle think you're heft
Surely Hawk-eye you see I'm so deft
Battle with me is choosing torture
No doubt, for reals, I'll be winning for sure

Tobias
Bring it on,
I'll shred you like a Taxxon
I'm a Beast but you're no a Belle, you're Gaston
Rip it up, send you back  to the salon
I drop bombs
Got no qualms
Paralyze like the spray in your palms
The prom queen
Now unseen
A crazy mash up of slug and a teen
Think you're strong
but you're wrong
I am owing this battle - now sing along
I'm only up in the sky when I'm needed
My crew don't leave me behind, can't be defeated
For I outlast you, it must be conceded
Show respect, you know I endure
Throw it back at you, I'll win this for sure

Taylor
Drop all your bombs, my skull is blast-proof
I'mma laugh, brought the the gas, and I blow off the roof
I'm not Rachel, but still stir your desire
Spit it hot, on the spot, this girl is on fiyah
Trapped in your own body, an emotional smother
Crack your mind like your voice  when you speak to your mother
Jealous of a dog, it's clear you're no Champ
So go back to crying by the Hork-Bajir camp

Tobias
I sparked the freedom of an entire race
You've got Visser Three in your ceramic face
A disgrace
Such distaste
In the tunnels I put you to waste
go back to high school where you're the head ho
I'm done with you Taylor, I'm letting it go
But I will end this with my human voice
No, I'm not trapped, I still have a choice
[/spoiler]

[RYTX]

Alright, I'm done now.
Thank you for letting me get this out of my system

Ax vs Visser Three

[spoiler]
Ax
You might think this my morning ritual,
Beating on you is so habitual,
I am Young, And sometimes Restless,
But everytime I spit a phrase I leave them breathless
For I am known to play with words
A cadet more brilliant than all your Yeerk nerds
Haven't written one code that I can't crack
With a Chee, or even Marco, at my back
After all this time your host still ain't mindless
As he requests, I won't show you Kindness
Doesn't matter if you're Prime, Visser Three or One,
I'll take you down and celebrate with cinnamon bunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Visser Three
I flow like a river, put in a hoof, take a sip,
Warp your mind harder than a Sario rip
Should I just call up a girl: know Estrid make you trip
In a matter time, I will make you deceased,
Just reflect on what I did to end the life of the Beast
When I finished him off like a Christmas Feast
Of course you remember, you're Elfangor's little brother
But like his street-trash son, you belong in the gutter
Don't think you're playing with words, you clearly have a stutter
My presence alone makes you and your friends shudder
I take many forms but there can be no other
I've been a part of the take over right from the start
Target folks, squash revolts, I'm the Empire's heart
You like sweet, you like spicy, but your failure is tart
Andalite filth you know my style is art

Ax
Your game so foul it reeks like a skunk
But I bring a different kind of funk
From the blue box to violet, put you in a cage
Every mission ends with you up in a rage
I issue a Challenge, put you on the fence
Can''t take me on in the body of a tired old Prince
For thirty years you plot and schemed every single day
No wonder why you're suffering from such villain decay
I'll wrap this up like an Ellimist
Too much skill, you can't handle this
Press pause Yeerk, I won't let you finish
Looks like you've run outta Earth minutes

Visser Three
You the Ax-man, but I'm cutting you down
Got no mouth, yet I still make you frown
Lo-ride, west side, burning up this town
I put out a memorizing effect
It's enough to make an Andalite captain defect
And reject
all your oaths and your silly rituals
Realign at the end for some cliff-hanging visuals
Cause what you are now has no individuals
Never beaten but you, and let me tell you what son,
Be it me or just the Borg, it's One
and done [/spoiler]

[redtailedsaffa]

Oh man this was brilliant. XD

[guitarhero01234]

Holy ****, this is amazing. I gotta make an instrumental for this like right now.
*Edit* And I did. Probably gonna record the vocals for it tomorrow.
https://soundcloud.com/gh_music/andalite-rap-instrumental