Jake v Tom
I know I'm not doing it proper, in that it's not so much about better rapping as it is about arguing the story through rap. rap battling parts are more of an after thought, and the stories a bit glitched as I jump forward and backword in time, but whatever, I enjoyed it.
I picture Jake delivering his part way more intense than he ever was in the books; more beastie boys than Jake-which works cause apparently I referenced them.
Tom too has a persona, but I'm not sure who I was thinking of from the real world-I wanta say lil John, but I don't think that's right.
Spoiler tags for swearing and plot, which is more obtainable for this one than the last one
[spoiler]Jake:
My name is JAKE!
And my story isn't fake
We're fighting off the Yeerks for all the world's sake
I lead my crew in battle, and I utilize the tiger
Defending all of planet Earth from Poland through to Niger,
Put a stop to Visser Three, the slug being callin' Kaiser
But first I'm gonna stomp on his security adviser
Yo (yo!) Tom, I'm talking to you
Or rather should I say the Yeerk inside your head who,
I swear to God, I'm going to kill
Like the thousands of you buddies, I'm put ya in a chill
So step back Yeerk, cause I'm liscensed to ill
Tom:
Oh. No. I run the sho'
Ev'rybody knows the Yeerk's in Control
It's plain Midget, I already got your brother
And we'll do the same to you, your dad, your dog and mother!
The Andalites say that it's our nature to deceive,
but you know the story, so who you gonna believe
Trust me human, I spit the truth
I'll ground you up like you're illsipar root
Your whole race is my cure for blindness
And know it kid, my raps are the finest
All your best efforts have been vain
If only Tom hadn't chosen a girl over his basketball game
Though you've been an annoyance, that I freely admit
Leaving me to clean up all of Visser Three's ****,
Now's my time, now I'm center stage
and in my time off Tommy's in a cage
Yeerk 2.0, and I'm king of the court
The next generation, ain't no ****ing Iskoort
Do I really need to spell it out with rhythm and rhyme?
You can't stop me Jake: this galaxy's MINE!
Jake:
I've already beaten Temrash,
you rest assured sure I'll whoop your ass
I'm break your flow,
it's just as hard "Rachel go"
I end this battle now, cause you ain't worth a second look
You're a secondary character till the 53rd book!
Know it slug, you just can't step up
But to Tom, my brother: DON'T EVER GIVE UP!
[/spoiler]
