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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2013, 04:16:44 PM »
Guys, don't forget, whatever he's morphing has to be something he can easily be tricked into, with the belief that it's part of a mission. They only got him into rat morph in the first place by having him think it was somehow necessary.

Agreeing with Russell, here: rat is both believable for mission purposes and a decent way to keep somebody from doing much travel-and-communicate.

****roach would've been better, though. :P
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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2013, 09:51:22 AM »
Of course, killing him is the safest and most effective way of ending the David issue.  This is a perfect example of how doing the right thing is sometimes the hardest.

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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2013, 11:18:32 AM »

     Turning him into an ear wig would also be pretty bad.
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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2013, 02:30:19 PM »
How bout a clam? Do those even move on their own?
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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2013, 08:49:24 AM »
Keep in mind that anything that ends up near people could make trouble for the Animorphs, since he can still thought-speak.

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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2013, 11:29:52 AM »
Keep in mind that anything that ends up near people could make trouble for the Animorphs, since he can still thought-speak.

That's why I suggested a male anglerfish, for if he succeeds in finding a female one (the sole goal of the male ones, iirc), he'd spend the rest of his life fused into her side as sack of repro. . . well, never mind.


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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2013, 06:30:48 AM »
hmmm either a fly or a ladybug

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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2013, 08:37:28 PM »
turn david into a roach they all have roach morphs make him morph the roacxh and trap him in a box smaller than a person for 2 hours :idea: RoAcH wOuLd Be AwEsOmE  >:D but david is a ratty RAT who RATTED on the Animorphs so rat was cool 2!!! (to kill him if they hade 2 go 2 taxon place make him a  :taxxon: and give him a wound... heh
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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2013, 08:33:06 PM »
Wow you people are too nice. Let's go all the way with this one!

David was such a tool. It's a shame he and other "Mercenary"-types (such as Visser Three's twin) couldn't tag team. They would've been perfect. David gets an insane amount of money to find and capture delicious yeerks for his cannibal partner. He gets revenge, he gets rich, and Esplin gets dinner.


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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2013, 09:38:05 PM »
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww 2 that pic
I stil pick wounded taxxon if they wanted 2 kill him hrmph.

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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2013, 09:42:36 PM »
You want a wounded Taxxon, you have to go to the Yeerk pool. They don't really grow on trees. And you wouldn't really want to go there unless you had an alternative, now, would you? Personally, I wouldn't. Even reading about it gives me nightmares.

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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2013, 04:26:08 PM »
 ;D

But he's soooooooo friendly, how can you be so mean. Mr Blobfish, kitty didn't mean it.

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Re: Things You Would Have Turned David into Other than a Rat
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2013, 03:22:21 PM »
I give up