If Marco were to decide to take the credit, on national television....
Recitative:
Marco: My name is Marco.
Company: Hi, Marco.
M: And... well... I've got a story to tell.
Oprah: Well, then you just tell it, honey.
M: It isn't really funny.
O: I'll give you tonnes of money, if you tell it!
M: Well, that changes things. Speaking of changes...
Company: Changes?
M: Everything is changing.
*opening of Chorus Line, "da da da-da-da DAH!"*
My mom's a Yeerk, my dad's a jerk who sits around and watch-es tv!
My best-friend's brother's parasite is servant to the Visser that is in conflict with Visser One;
I gotta' act like mom is gone;
I have no strength to carry oooonnnnnn....!!
And that's the deal with me.
I gotta' say, this life's a joke,
like being bees inside a hive?
Seriously, man, that sh**'s INSANE.
I'm sick of all the fear and pain,
and any other decent bloke
just wants to live his life the way
the normal people do.
Now, I'll admit that Jake's okay,
and I am smarter anyway,
so if does just what I saaaaay...!!
...then we'll escape alive.
Cassie with her moralizing
messing up my strategizing,
Rachel with her temper
always fudging up the plan,
Tobias with his whiny act,
and Ax with his sheer lack of tact,
and Jake who just can't take the faaacts...!
Well, I'm the leader, man.
Oprah: So... what you're saying is...?
Marco: I'm the leader, in control, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
I'm the leader, on a roll, keeping us alive and manipulating things.
Sure, Ellimist can play his games,
but in the end, the end's the same.
I'm the leader, so forget about what's-his-naaaaame!!!!
