I am Tobias, and I have serious family issues. You may want a box of tissues,
when I tell you my personal sob-story!
I am Aximili, and I'm an arrogant alien creature! My great redeeming feature
is that I fight for freedom instead of glory!
T: I'm stuck in the shape of a hawk!
A: Ford is like a rock!
T: My dad died in a galactic war!
A: Mr. Clean will work on your floor!
T: My girlfriend wants me to go to the prooooom!!!
(Recitative) A:...Yeah...man, that DOES suck, doesn't it? I mean, with the whole 'might get trapped as a human forever' thing? Ouch, man. Ouch.
(Recitative) T: I KNOW! SERIOUSLY?! I can FLY. Why in Hell would I want to DANCE?! Also, Ax-man, you really need to stop watching "Beverly Hills, 90210".
A: She wants him to go to the dance!
T: I'd have to wear tuxedo pants!?
Rachel: Yes. And I wear a dress. Now, come ON, or I'll turn your face into a mess!
T. & A.: Rachel knows best!