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Offline Estelore

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Animorphs: The Musical
« on: July 19, 2008, 05:34:23 PM »
*Opening Overture*
Hi! My name is Jake, but I can't tell you...where I live!

Chorus: Oh, the Yeerks are out to get us, and we don't know what to do! We're learning how to morph and stuff, in spandex and no shoes! Oh, let's save the Andalite! *Let's save the Andalite!* And run to the zoo! *Zoo, ZOOOO!!!*
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2008, 05:37:33 PM »
lol...that was awesome. you actually got it to rhyme.

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 05:38:01 PM »
Thanks! *bows*
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2008, 05:38:07 PM »
*dies laughing*

*rises from the grave, undead, but still laughing*

ULTIMATE EPIC WIN POINTS GO TO ESTELORE!!!

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2008, 05:39:46 PM »
Lol...Awesome, Este...haha

I can't freaking stop laughing...
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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2008, 05:45:41 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

*more bows*

Thank you! Thank you!

----

*Second theme, darker*

My name is Rachel, and I am gorgeous, but do not let that fool you!
If you make a pass at me, I'll TOTALLY rip your head off! I might just do it twice!

My name is Cassie, and I'm a tree-hugger *a tree-hugger!*, but do not let that fool you!
If you threaten my raccoons, I WILL remove your face! And I'd call it being nice!

Both: Oh, we're all in this great big war together! She's a loose cannon, and she's a moralizer, but that is no reason for us not to get along! Our one thing in common is that we both know JAAAAAKE,
*but that is mere coincidence* Absolute coincidence!
Let's go blow up a lake!
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 05:49:44 PM »
*laughs uncontrollably at the last line*

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2008, 05:52:16 PM »
*dies laughing*

XD! This is great. Wow, the totally random animorphs thoughts thread somehow became useful.
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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 09:10:06 PM »
Marco: I'm a little bit... Hey what is that.... Distracted
I was the last one who Reacteeeeeeeddddd.
[Chorus]

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2008, 12:05:31 AM »
Hahahaha okay, Estelore, this rocks. I had my doubts, but this is hilarious!
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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2008, 01:50:34 AM »
hahahahahahahahahah aha...

Amazing.
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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2008, 12:52:13 PM »
 ;D

I am Tobias, and I have serious family issues. You may want a box of tissues,
when I tell you my personal sob-story!

I am Aximili, and I'm an arrogant alien creature! My great redeeming feature
is that I fight for freedom instead of glory!

T: I'm stuck in the shape of a hawk!
A: Ford is like a rock!
T: My dad died in a galactic war!
A: Mr. Clean will work on your floor!
T: My girlfriend wants me to go to the prooooom!!!

(Recitative) A:...Yeah...man, that DOES suck, doesn't it? I mean, with the whole 'might get trapped as a human forever' thing? Ouch, man. Ouch.

(Recitative) T: I KNOW! SERIOUSLY?! I can FLY. Why in Hell would I want to DANCE?! Also, Ax-man, you really need to stop watching "Beverly Hills, 90210".

A: She wants him to go to the dance!
T: I'd have to wear tuxedo pants!?

Rachel: Yes. And I wear a dress. Now, come ON, or I'll turn your face into a mess!
T. & A.: Rachel knows best!
The universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. There is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. The only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2008, 01:27:22 PM »
For such a dark and twisted musical... this is hilarious. I would kill to see this... (Kristen Chenowith as Rachel, anyone? :P)


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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2008, 01:29:21 PM »
I would too. I would die laughing.

Este, what musical mood were you goin' for in the "opening overture"?
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Re: Animorphs: The Musical
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2008, 01:30:06 PM »
PS: We NEED this recorded!
ANIMORPHS! The Musical