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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2015, 09:52:47 AM »
The Animorphs all turn into ****roach Nothlits.
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2015, 11:01:41 AM »
Jake gets the TimeMatrix and kills the first yeerks. :(
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2015, 01:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Tim Bruening on July 11, 2015, 09:52:47 AM
The Animorphs all turn into ****roach Nothlits.

How did my post get changed?
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2015, 02:30:40 PM »
Well maybe it was because the word **** is in ****roach.
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2015, 02:42:17 PM »
During the final battle in 53...

"Erek, what the heck are yo -- stop draining the power! Erek!"
I was freaking out. Erek was bringing the power too low. The ship would be incapable of staying in orbit because plot. It was about to crash.
Erek hurried up to us. He wasn't doing anything. He wasn't draining the power.
Who was?
"Jake, we seem to have lost," Erek stated sadly.
"What's going on?"
"My mortal enemies are back."
"Who?"
It appeared difficult for Erek to even speak of them.
"The... the..."
Things were going downhill quickly. He had to speed up and stop being dramatic!
"Erek, who the heck is it?!"
"The... oh gosh... the... the... man... the..."
"EREK! WHO THE [insert profanity here] ARE THE [profanity] MONSTERS WHO DID THIS [puh-rofanity] THING?!??!?!?!?!?!1/1/1/1/11/11111111?!!?!"
"The... the... the cats."
And we began our fatal descent.
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2015, 04:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Dpsb5 on July 11, 2015, 02:30:40 PM
Well maybe it was because the word **** is in ****roach.

But it's always spelled out in the books!
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #51 on: July 11, 2015, 06:13:31 PM »
****roach.
Yeah. This forum must automatically assume it's a swear. You can take that word and pair it with other words to make a compound swear, so I guess it assumed that roach + (beep) = swear.
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Re: WORST POSSIBLE ENDINGS TO ANIMORPHS
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2015, 05:55:06 AM »
Quote from: YeerkSalad on July 11, 2015, 06:13:31 PM
****roach.
Yeah. This forum must automatically assume it's a swear. You can take that word and pair it with other words to make a compound swear, so I guess it assumed that roach + (beep) = swear.

****roach.  ****pit.  "****roach".

The Invasion: Broiled Animorphs.

The Predator: Visser 3 discovers Visser 1's attempt to free the Animorphs via cameras he cleverly installed, has both Visser 1 and the Animorphs executed.

The Departure: a few days after Aftran releases Karen, the Yeerks realize that Keran is no longer reporting on her father, investigate, discover that Karen is no longer a Controller, reinfest her, and discover the true nature of the Animorphs.

Megamorphs 1: Cassie misses her target, goes splat.

Megamorphs 2: Animorphs flattened by asteroid.

MM3: Animorphs accidentley erase themselves from history.

MM4: Visser 3 blows up Earth.

The Beginning: Jake's parents say to him: [spoiler]You send your cousin on a suicide mission to kill your brother?????.  You are SO GROUNDED![/spoiler].
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