Speaking of that:
My profile! My chief weird Animorphs side project is The Adoption, which is currently around 16,600 words long and is based on the following crack premise taken seriously: ""What if, during the events of #23 The Pretender, Tobias showed enough emotion to reveal he knew Elfangor, and this led to him being captured - and possibly adopted - by Visser Three?"
(Notice I'm a little obsessed with Visser Three. I joke that I'm Visser Three Guy on Tumblr.)