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Animorphs Role Playing / Somehow, the Galaxy's Edge Space Bar Returned
« Last post by Gumby on February 25, 2026, 03:28:21 PM »
In a remote corner of the galaxy, removed from the usual hustle and bustle of interstellar trade and activity, there is a star. A thousand thousand government registers, guild maps, and a million more journals, personal messages, and navigational reference points call it by different names.

For the small colony of disparate stellar strays, castaways, exiles, and oddballs who call the system home, it is simply called referred to by a mangled remembrance of a long-dead pidgin trade language, itself calling back to a poorly pronounced title for the star used by a long-fallen empire which simply referred to a property deed which had fallen out of registry due to inactivity. In the trade lingua of the current era, this jumble of sounds was crudely sounded out as Estelore.

An unremarkable system with the typical assortment of bodies whizzing around its stellar top. A bloated layer of gas giants in a far orbit, with a handful of rocky smaller worlds whizzing about in a tighter circulation. Of particular note, and one of the few reasons it was ever sought out other than the solitude, was a micro blackhole zipping about in a remarkably close orbit to the sun itself with a diameter of just a meter. A perfect, smugly silent singularity which gave no answers on how it came to be, or why it did not dissolve from Hawking Radiation. Thousands of years of study by thousands of races had yet to yield anything, so it was for the most left alone now. Just a strange oddity that dragged cultists, desperate or bored scientists, mystics, and general weirdos to it to pry and beg for answers not forthcoming.

Travel a layer deeper. The second planetary orbit is occupied by a distinctly uninteresting blob of rock and primitive hydrocarbons. No one cares about poor, boring Trasente.

A few people do care about its moon. A habitable rock, with a broad belt stretching across its equator. A belt with warmth, complex life, the sweet song of possibility ringing in its air.

There are miscellaneous settlements sprinkled across it. People from various species, various walks of life, seeking their own meaning and fulfillment the best they can.

On a particularly quiet peninsula, near a cliffside which juts out over the smooth sea in this land of perpetual summer, is the bar. A weatherworn sign outsign outlines the symbols 'GESB'. Patrons argue over what it used to mean, but all agree its important it stays there.

The bar is a worn, but cared of, simple log building. A few landing pads for spacecraft ring it, scarred by centuries of thrusters and repulsors. A small patio with sunbleached chairs and tables sits outside. Within, there is nothing remarkable. A wooden interior with a score and ten tables with battered chairs in various states of squeakiness and wobble. Grafitti and marks in a hundred languages are carved across every surface of the fixtures, the walls, even the floor.

In contrast, the bar itself is polished and cared for. Behind its smooth surface, a wealth of bottles spanning the galaxy, always fully stocked even though no one ever see's deliveries being made. Behind the scenes is a kitchen which is remarkably able to do a pretty good job at producing most dishes in the galaxy - not the best, but pretty good.

As far as any patrons past or present could remember, the bar had always been there. A place to laugh. To meet. To cry. To fight. To scream and rage. To smile and reminisce. To pass out drunk in the corner. To sit alone, or together. Memory and life is embedded the fibers of the ancient wood of the place, that wood which never seems to decay no matter its age. Despite its remoteness, it always manages to attract just enough people to stay interesting.

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Animorphs Forum Classic / Re: Why Visser Three Isn't Actually Stupid
« Last post by Gumby on February 22, 2026, 07:25:43 AM »
Heey Shenmue.

Good to be back! Weirdly comfortingly nostalgic to drift back in and see familiar names and boards. Even if the activity isn't what it was in the glory days.

Glad to hear you adopted the wise adage 'Kill not the cringe within you, but that within you that cringes.' We're too old to be ****ed about with what is 'cringe' or not.

I think the Yeerks are benefiting almost as much from the Andalites unpreparedness for the war as they are from their own learning curve, as well. I don't think the Andies were remotely prepared for a major conflict, or have the experience to prosecute one, and are almost learning on the go as fast as the Yeerks.
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Wow there's ANOTHER name I've not heard for a long time.
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HELLO! Shenmue654 here, very much still alive and married even! :3
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Oh god does anyone still remember me?
« Last post by Shenmue654 on February 16, 2026, 04:16:55 PM »
This is gloriously petty. ;D  My hat's off to you.
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Animorphs Forum Classic / Re: Why Visser Three Isn't Actually Stupid
« Last post by Shenmue654 on February 16, 2026, 03:46:59 PM »
Yay, glad to see you Gumby! :D Welcome back to the old haunt!

When I was last on RAF as a genuine regular rather than an infrequent visitor, I was a little bit more embarrassed than I am now about expressing an extreme enjoyment of anything, let alone a character that most fans thought of as a joke. But after turning 30, I started caring a whole lot less, and the early-book versions of V3 are frankly where a lot of my ideal villain came from. And I feel like most people really don't consider the situation V3 must effectively be in when evaluating his competency, hence the rant.

And yeah, the Yeerks must have, by the standards of biological slavers, been a relatively peaceful race. In my headcanon they did have some inter-tribal conflicts that were genuine wars early in their history, but it was never more than the "handful" Edriss suggests. Visser Three is one of those rare people who could never have been happy outside of an armed conflict (he says he "would have lived happily enough," but Esplin, buddy, I think you're wrong). For a species without humankind's very particular history, they learned alarmingly fast. But they're still at a huge disadvantage, and the assignments should have been very different. The war was as much lost to resource mismanagement as the Animorphs.
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Oh god does anyone still remember me?
« Last post by Gumby on February 16, 2026, 04:36:09 AM »
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Back from outer space!
« Last post by Gumby on February 16, 2026, 03:52:27 AM »
Well lick my toes and call me a stick of Irish butter, I wouldn't mind a RAF discord to idle time away at work on.

Adulthood has been... OK? I've been on a trajectory of falling upwards. Got my dream job of being a decently paid office drone, and a decent-ish house in a small town. So honestly especially for my generation I can't really complain.

Here's hoping some sort of modest life can be kept ticking away here. 'Twas a good place. And I think the sort of community fostered by sequestered message boards is just a much more positive thing than what has taken over with the current social media /old man yells at cloud.

Really glad to see you're still kicking around, along with some of the other wizened ancients.
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Introductions & Departures / Re: Back from outer space!
« Last post by Estelore on February 15, 2026, 07:10:08 PM »
There actually is a Discord already! I think Goom might be able to provide an invitation to it, or knows who can. As to what precisely happened to the forum, all I know for sure is that the last post before it vanished for around a year was in December of that year. A lot of folks tried to contact Richard through the last known contacts, but many of them routed through the forum's own domain, so there wasn't any luck with that for a long time. Now Richard himself is back, seems like, since he posted in the 'say you're alive' thread recently.

I've really missed message boards, too; it's wonderful to have RAF back, and I'm really hoping we can build up enough momentum with our interactions to attract more posting activity from others. Gracious, but it's good to see you. And yes, still twinkling in the Arches Cluster, which can be found right in the middle of Sagittarius.

Denmark! That's quite a change! I hope adulthood is managing to treat you decently.
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Animorphs Forum Classic / Re: Why Visser Three Isn't Actually Stupid
« Last post by Gumby on February 15, 2026, 05:35:34 AM »
**** (wait are we allowed to swear now?) this was a good post. And honestly a good rationalization for V3's strategic struggles.

There is something to be said for the fact that the Yeerks are undertaking a campaign of galactic war and conquest on a speed-run setting having literally only gained access to space flight (and higher technology in general) under a century ago. Their selection for experienced, talented commanders is pretty slim since they do not have any tradition of literally anything they are doing. All considered it makes sense Esplin was given command of the earth campaign.
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