Richard's Animorphs Forum
Animorphs Section => Animorphs Forum Classic => Topic started by: estrid on June 09, 2008, 03:18:06 PM
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No one has started one of these yet on the new RAF, so I will:
1: you are hesitant to get a white rat
2. you are always on the look out for animals behaving strangely
3. you are convinced your vice principal is a controller
4. u feel people with odd eating habits are an andalite in morph
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5. you name every red-tailed hawk you see, tobias.
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6. You talk to animals. A lot. And you make VERY sure that nobody is looking. And you expect answers.
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7. You name your first born Tobias
8. You wont ever step out on a bug for fear of who it may be
9. You still miss rachel
10. You always have instant maple oatmeal available
I would just like to say with this being my first post here and all "WOW!!" I have been a huge animorph fan since back in elementary and always hought I was the only person who still read them, it was my private life. Yesterday I stumbled upon this website and I feel so great it's so wonderful to know that there are still animorph fans out there.
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11. You are suspicious of any and all organizations.
12. You make a point of walking through abandoned construction sights.
13. You try to acquire every animal in sight, no matter how dangerous said animal may be.
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14. When you hear the name Chapman you suddenly become very alert.
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15. You stand in front of a mirror and try to morph for hours on end
16. You get excited whenever you meet someone named Jake... or Tobias... or Cassie, Rachel, Marco or Ax
17. You adore cinnamon buns... bunzuh zuh unzuh
18. Your friend's parents thing your name is No and you are Canadese
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19. When you blow off study for your insanely hard finals to talk about how addicted you are to Animorphs :-[
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20. You are positive Chapman ice cream contains kandrona.
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21. You get really excited when you can slip one of Marco's one-liners into conversation.
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????you can name all the stepback pictures (I wonder if I'm addicted to animorphs...)
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23. You quote random animal trivia to people, only to realize later that you only know that because of Animorphs.
24. People you don't remember mentioning Animorphs to somehow know that you're an Animorphs fan. (This totally happened to me)
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25. you collect more animorphs things than just books.
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25. you lock ur golden retriever in a closet and tell him he isn't coming out till he demorphs
26. you are paranoid around everyone, no telling who is a controller and who isn't
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27. You randomly shout, "Andalite!" in public, to see others' reactions.
28. You stand outside the second-to-last changing room at Gap.
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29. You've ordered a Happy Meal, with extra Happy.
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30. you have snuck into the janitor's closet in ur middle school and fiddled with the knobs on the sink trying to discover the entrance to the yeerk pool
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31. You think the government will give you a research grant for walking in, slapping a copy of book 13 on the table and saying "gentlemen, I am going to revolutionize the scientific world"
32. You plan conga lines (with a jazzier beat) where people sing "save the skunks, hug the trees, let the dogs vote"
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33. When you can't do any form of RPG concerning Animorphs because you're sad that you'll never be one :(
34. You're absolutely determined to redo the Animorph TV series professionally in the nearish future.
35. Everyone you don't like you automatically label (or call to their face) a Yeerk.
36. Every time you play a Halo game you think that the Arbiter sounds exactly like a Hork-Bajir.
37. You label every member in a certain group of friends as being like a certain Animorph member subconsciously.
38. If you've ever written a song about something in Animorphs.
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39. You think animorph fan-fic writers are controllers who's yeerk is dead and are telling their experiences.
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40. When you go to Rain Forest Cafe and there are parrots out, you try to get them to say what the Animorphs said on their mini mission.
41. You go on hikes in the woods hoping to spot an Andalite.
42. If you watch Star Trek you find yourself wondering what would happen if Q and the Ellimist met.
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34. You're absolutely determined to redo the Animorph TV series professionally in the nearish future.
Lol. I guess that would be me right. Only Im serious about it. So i must be a fanatic
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43. You go SCUBA diving to try to find the dome part of the domeship.
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^^^^^LMAO! You've seriously tried that?
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You join an Animorphs forum several years after the series ends because you still haven't stopped thinking about the series after all this time.
That would be me!
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^^^^^LMAO! You've seriously tried that?
No but that would be funny if someone did.
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You join an Animorphs forum several years after the series ends because you still haven't stopped thinking about the series after all this time.
This would be me as well.
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You join an Animorphs forum several years after the series ends because you still haven't stopped thinking about the series after all this time.
That would be me!
Number them.
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44You join an Animorphs forum several years after the series ends because you still haven't stopped thinking about the series after all this time.
I was going to say this myself but you beat me to it. But I numbered it for you so I'll take some credit
45. You are afraid of toy spaceships because they might try to make you worship their dead queen.
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46. You try and use the Andalite Chronicles as a book to fall asleep to (it's really hard for me to fall asleep, so I usually use books till my eyes shut down), and you end up pulling an all nighter.
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47. Whenever you hear the numbers 1-54, you automatically think of that book's title and/or cover morph
48. You stalk anyone who might look like the Animorphs
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You start imagining yourself as Cassie, Marco, Jake, Tobias, Rachel, or Ax.
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50. You become extremly parnoid and freak out at the sounds of the words "Apart of" and "belong" and both bring the The Sharing to mind
51. You become paranoid of fun having groups.
52. You see your vice-principal or Principal and automaticly think of Chapman.
53. You think everytime you see Star Trek "Idiots, you can't travel at light speed unless you're in Z-space".
54. Everytime you see a squirel or monkey you think about how fun it would be to morph.
I have been guilty of all of these, Seriously
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55. you can't see a hawk without remembering tobias
56. people start talking about sharing and coming together as 1 and u immediately think of the sharing
57. you can't watch alien movies now without finding flaws to the design based on an animorphs explanation
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58. You ask an African-American girl called Cassie (whose boyfriend is a guy called Jake) "Hey, can you morph a wolf for me?"
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59. You can't see a slug without thinking about Yeerks.
60. You eat your escargot slowly, to see if anybody will make disgusted face ;)
61. You look at the sky, looking for a light, a Dracon ray, a strange moving air, an UFO or a red-tailed hawk.
62. You always wonder if the names of people look like Andalite or Yeerk names.
63. You care that no animal, even an insect, could see you naked. (Marco can be here!)
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64. You suddenly pay a lot more attention to people whose names are Jake, Rachel, Tobias, Cassie, and Marco
65. You come online, just to talk to a bunch of strangers about a series that's been dead for years
66. You suddenly believe that aliens are real and still laugh at the idea of ghosts, vampires, and elves
67. You're a heck more nicer to bugs, even those nasty spiders.
68. You have dreams of Animorphs, where you're trying to run away from Visser 3 in Rat morph and calling yourself an idiot for not getting a better morph :P
69. You constantly find yourself thinking up of better endings for Animorphs.
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70:You constantly annoy your friends talking about it, then they're so annoyed they read the series to shut you up.
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71. You've done the Andalite morning ritual. more than once...
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66. You suddenly believe that aliens are real and still laugh at the idea of ghosts, vampires, and elves
But I think Aliens, ghosts, vampires and maybe even elves must exist!! And Giants exist in Norway!
72. You have projects about Animorphs and they're a priority on your studies...
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73. You know at least 72 other people who are obsessed with Animorphs... and you've never seen their faces.
74. You have to resist the urge to flinch every time someone fails to underline a book title... but only because the Yeerk in your head told you to flinch.
Ummmn... I didn't say that.
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75. You have a paranoia of blue deer.
76. You are still posting on this thread.
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77. Everyday an Animorphs movie isnt made, you beat somebody's head in with a hammer
78. You start an Animorphs forum
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Lol, nice one.
79. You are still running an animorphs forum.
80. When KA posts, you fall down in worship.
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Yeah, I learned in English classes that book titles are supposed to be underlined. I forget why, and almost never do it. Animorphs Animorphs Animorphs
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81. the word 'hologram' automatically reminds you of animorphs.
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82. You get freaked out every time you see the name Chapman.
I did today, in Time For Kids.
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83. You go to great lengths to make sure the ant on your leg is really an ant before you smash it.
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84. most of ur animal knowledge comes from animorphs
85. cassie convinced u to save the planet
86. ur fave bird is the red tail hawk
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87. You actually believe they are making an animorphs movie.
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88. you agree with most of the previous posts
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89. You naturally assume that anyone named Marco is funny in the always-making-lame-jokes kinda way, even if the Marco is your monotonous history teacher :P
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90. You believe that dogs were made from wolves and Pemalite minds.
91. You try to see if the person who play with a dog in a park is an hologram...
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92. You think Broccoli isn't from Earth... well there may be something to that....
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93. You track every bird you see to see if it does anything suspicious...
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94. You smile every time you hear or see red-tailed hawk.
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95. when you see someone driving recklessly, you automatically think "marco"
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81. the word 'hologram' automatically reminds you of animorphs.
It's actually quite possible that the entire universe is merely a hologram on some distant 2-D surface. I read an article on it (& can't find it grrr)
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That would be weird. Really weird.
96. You go roaming through forests with meadows in front of them calling "Tobias!"
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97. Whenever you learn an animal can do some kind of awsome feat you think "the animorphs could have used that."
98. Hork-bajir wrist blades come to mind during a rambo movie.
99. Whenever you see an old star trek episode you think constanly how pathetic and cheap it is that everyone looks nearly exactly like humans.
100. Whenever you hear the word dragon or dragoon, dracon springs immediatly to mind.
101. You constantly pester your friend who you introduced to the series to start reading it.
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102. When your friend starts reading the series (because you bugged them so much) you constantly question them where they are and say "oh, a big part is coming!"
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Oh yeah, that's me. :)
103. You sign a petition for an animorphs movie.
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104. you're ABSOLUTELY NOT afraid to admit you do any of the listed things...
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105. ur not ashamed to admit ur an ani fan :P
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106: You legally remove your, or your child's last name.
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107. Each time you see the name Aaron, you mistake and read it Arbron... (sorry, I think my brain is totally crazy now... and there is an Aaron in the book I'm reading... >_<)
108. You can't hear "StarGate", "Goa'uld", "Tok'ra" or "parasite" without thinking about the Yeerks.
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109. When other people read animorphs, but don't know you read it, you play with words or do the Tom twitch (book one) to freak them out.
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110. You go berserk on anybody who thinks Animorphs is a cheap Harry Potter rip-off
(believe me, there are such people. I pity them.)
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I've never thought of doing 109. The only other person I know that read Animorphs saw me reading one and brought his book to my table to talk about it.
I have watched a few HP movies, and don't see many similarities. They didn't even have similar endings.
111. You have sleep paralysis syndrome, and think there's a Yeerk in your head.
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112. Whenever you meet someone named 'Jake' you're tempted to call them 'Prince Jake' just to see their reaction
(bonus points if they tell you not to call them prince)
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108. You can't hear "StarGate", "Goa'uld", "Tok'ra" or "parasite" without thinking about the Yeerks.
. . . Guility. :P
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113. you join a non-animorphs related forum and still talk about animorphs
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110. You go berserk on anybody who thinks Animorphs is a cheap Harry Potter rip-off
(believe me, there are such people. I pity them.)
WHAT!!!??? Nobody would say THAT!!! >_<
114. You compare many things from your life or movies or books... to something from Animorphs.
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111. You have sleep paralysis syndrome, and think there's a Yeerk in your head.
By the time I got to book 5 I had a really bad fever. In my dream I thought I were a Controller and and all the illness I felt were the results of the Yeerk dying. :D
110. You go berserk on anybody who thinks Animorphs is a cheap Harry Potter rip-off
(believe me, there are such people. I pity them.)
WHAT!!!??? Nobody would say THAT!!! >_<
Sadly there are such people.
I have watched a few HP movies, and don't see many similarities. They didn't even have similar endings.
I know. That's what makes those people so annoying.
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I have watched a few HP movies, and don't see many similarities. They didn't even have similar endings.
I know. That's what makes those people so annoying.
I've heard people whine that HP is a Lords of the Rings rip-off, but this? This is stretching it.
Um . . . on-topic . . . I was never good at these. . . . I don't know if this was mentioned already. . . .
115. You become suspicious when family or loved ones are absent for three days.
*remembers speculating this about tray with Nohensen in the "Animorphs: A New Beginning" RP*
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116. u always come across ani situations in the real life world, where things ppl say or do immediately remind u of an ani situation
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117. You intrude on conversations between strangers because you want to make an animorphs comment
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118. (Sort of an extension of faerie's other one) You randomly drop animorphs references in hopes that someone will get them.
119. (Just did this) You've added animorphs to the spellchecker in Firefox.
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120. you try to communicate in thought-speak
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121. You eat Maple and Brown Sugar oatmeal everyday, just in case.
122. You become suspicious when people avoid Maple and Brown Sugar oatmeal like the plague.
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123. you feel a chill whenever somebody says 'pool'
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124. You use the Animorphs as examples of leadership when explaining a situation to a group of people.
125. The only reason you spent 25 dollars for The Rolling Stones album Hot Rocks is because it reminds you of the last Animorphs book
126. You become extremely excited when you find out that the Rolling Stones made an album cover in several different colors, just like In The Time of the Dinosaurs. (My dad told me this weekend)
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121. You eat Maple and Brown Sugar oatmeal everyday, just in case.
122. You become suspicious when people avoid Maple and Brown Sugar oatmeal like the plague.
It was Maple and Ginger flavored, instant oatmeal.
Which brings me to #127:
127. You have the books so thoroughly memorized that you can correct people on totally and completely irrelevant details. For example, let's say you recently read a fanfiction where Erek was depicted as a vegetarian and immediately realized that this could not be true because in book 20 he eats a hamburger. :D
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128. when you have the anibase (http://www.scholastic.com/animorphs/books/download.htm) on your desktop
(actually a pretty cool download)
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I'm pretty sure the anibase is standard issue for everyone on this forum lol.
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haha man i feel left out, i dont have the anibase :P
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haha man i feel left out, i dont have the anibase :P
I have it, but I can't open it for some reason...
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The Anibase is one of the most important thing on my computer!!
... just a joke ^^' but I really open it quite often...
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I used to have it. After my computer got crash I forgot to re-download it :) Thanks for reminding me.
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I'm surprised it's still on my computer. I thought I didn't have it anymore.
(my computer is old enough to have it when the animorphs official site was still active!)
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129. when you use "when the ellimist was born" to mean a really long time ago.
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haha good one morph
130. when u take tobias' fact on dinosours at the end of MM2 as fact and ignore the paleontologist's findings :P
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131. When, watching a movie with Bruce Willis, you imagine him doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to somebody (for example a crazy Controller...)
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132. Instead of saying "Oh My God" you say "Oh The Ellimist!"
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133. You listen to MMM-Bop while trying to gain morphing powers from a tiny blue-painted wooden cube that you just happened to find in a construction site.
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134. You stare at anyone named Jake, Cassie, Rachel, Tobias, or Marco.
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My sister named her daughter Rachel, and I can't think of her without thinking of the Ani girl.
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ha HA! My point exactly.
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My sister named her daughter Rachel, and I can't think of her without thinking of the Ani girl.
There's a Cassie and a Rachel on my basketball team. However, neither of them look anything like the actual characters.
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haha man i feel left out, i dont have the anibase :P
get it, if you want.
http://www.scholastic.com/animorphs/books/download.htm
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lol nah that would 1) be too nerdy even for me, and 2)take up what little space i have left on my pc :P
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lol nah that would 1) be too nerdy even for me, and 2)take up what little space i have left on my pc :P
it's less than 4 mb, i'm pretty sure.
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meh still :P
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134. You stare at anyone named Jake, Cassie, Rachel, Tobias, or Marco.
Hopefully nobody have those names in France ^^ Sometimes Italians are called Marco, but it's rare. So no problem for me... But of course when I read other novels, American novels, with those names... yeah I think about the Animorphs >_<
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met a kid named Tobias once. THIS close to asking him to marry me, but then he let slip he hated birds so i walked away. ;)
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met a kid named Tobias once. THIS close to asking him to marry me, but then he let slip he hated birds so i walked away. ;)
Ha!
That's hilarious!
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135. When Tobias was the first to come in mind when your foreign teacher asked for an English name because he couldn't remember/pronounce your Vietnamese name :D
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136. When you tell someone they drive like Marco to insult them
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137. You lurk around your nearest Cinnabon, hoping for a glimpse of an Andalite.
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8. You wont ever step out on a bug for fear of who it may be
. . . oh my gosh, I'm actually guilty of that one, I find the lamest excuses not to kill spiders, my family hates it -_-
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I actually didn't kill spiders before I read Animorphs.
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Well for you there are plenty of other reasons for that.
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I got addicted because my friend horseseal1023 told me to
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And a good thing I did too. You wouldn't know the joys and wonders of Animorphs.
138. You daydream that you can morph and are flying in school, then miss directions.
I'm guilty of that. :P
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139. You're convinced you can morph, you just haven't figured it out yet.
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140. u cant hear sum1 say red tailed hawk without immediately thinking of tobias (haha my ornithology teacher loves to talk bout red tails, so im always rememberin tobias :P)
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Yeah, I once saw a red-tailed circling around a lake, just circling and circling, and I almost whispered to myself, "Hi, Tobias."
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141. Your teacher points out a "Buteo jamaicensis" above you, and you instantaneously know what kind of bird he's talking about, because the red-tailed hawk's scientific name was mentioned once in an Animorphs book.
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142- You look suspiciously at the ornithologists, thinking they may be Controllers looking for Tobias...
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142- You look suspiciously at the ornithologists, thinking they may be Controllers looking for Tobias...
:clap: i love it
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143. You don't tell your parents about being a fan. Just in case...
144. You don't befriend anyone until you've locked them in your basement and tied them up for three days.
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144. You don't befriend anyone until you've locked them in your basement and tied them up for three days.
Nice . . . wait, do non-addicted people not do that or something? Man, then my cover's blown, I totally thought I could get away with that and no one would notice :P
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145. You talk to animals in case it's an Animorph.
Oh my god, I'm guilty of that. :P
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146. When you daydream about Animorphs so much that you are forced to write a fanfic where you get sucked into the Animorphs world... ;)
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147. Your hall is making little sacks for Valentine's Day (you know, for each person to put candy in), and you draw a picture of Dak and Aldrea on yours <3
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147. Your hall is making little sacks for Valentine's Day (you know, for each person to put candy in), and you draw a picture of Dak and Aldrea on yours <3
LOVE that!
148. You've named your dog after Ax and secretly feed him Cinnamon Bun-zuh
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135. When Tobias was the first to come in mind when your foreign teacher asked for an English name because he couldn't remember/pronounce your Vietnamese name :D
tobias is actually german, i believe.
could be wrong.
149. you've kept the bookmark from #28 and use it for other books.
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143. You don't tell your parents about being a fan. Just in case...
144. You don't befriend anyone until you've locked them in your basement and tied them up for three days.
143=> True ^^' I try not telling them too much about it...
144=> Are you sure they agree to become your friend after that? ^^'
149. you've kept the bookmark from #28 and use it for other books.
There were a bookmark?????????? Not with the French version T_T I wanna see it!!
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144=> Are you sure they agree to become your friend after that? ^^'
If they were infested, then yes.
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150. You insist on naming your golden retreiver Homer, then insist that you're brother change his name to Tom and you change your name to Jake.
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144=> Are you sure they agree to become your friend after that? ^^'
If they were infested, then yes.
My question was for the non-infested or the voluntary Controllers ^^'
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151: Your parents have told you more than once that your obsession with Animorphs scares them
152: You quiz yourself periodically to make sure you remember the plots and covers of every book.
153: You get annoyed every time you read about Snape's jerky father Tobias in the Harry Potter series or fanfics because he disgraces the name.
Not only are these true for me, I've also done almost all the ones posted before >.>
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154. You can't listen to "No Woman No Cry" (as I am right now) without thinking of Marco sitting on his bed thinking of Eva
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-your favorite guy name is marco
-your favorite girl name is rachel
-that homeless guy in atlanta who says there are aliens in peoples heads may be on to something. he does smell like ginger oatmeal.
-you constantly wonder what it would be like to morph, only without that pesky time limit
-your favorite quote is "that was fun. lets never ever do that again.
-you'll never look at a rat the same way again. or slugs.
-you're constantly on the lookout for red-tails, peregrine falcons, ospreys, and bald eagles. and just to be safe, golden eagles too.
-you have decided to never squash a bug, just on the off chance they might be someone you know.
-every organization you were in as a kid you stayed away from events involving a swimming pool
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153: You get annoyed every time you read about Snape's jerky father Tobias in the Harry Potter series or fanfics because he disgraces the name.
Same for the Tobias in Lasher by Anne Rice... ^^'
Roge, you repeated some already said...
And give a number please!
(next is 164)
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dang. i thought i was being original. ah well.
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164. Instead of saying "the best thing since sliced bread" you say "the best thing since Elfangor gave five human kids the ability to morph"
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113. you join a non-animorphs related forum and still talk about animorphs
I'm guilty. Oh, so guilty. And I remember doing about 70% of the things in this thread, as well. ::)
165a. When If the school gives you a task where you can choose any book to have a presentation about, the first choice of yours would be one of the Animorphs books. And then you'd freely talk about it in front of your class. Then hope that at least one of your classmates will find it interesting, and start reading it by themselves...
165b. Your first choice would be one of the Animorphs books, but you decide to not talk about it in case one of your classmates is a Controller...
166. You named one or more of your Sims Tobias, Rachel, Jake, Marco, or Cassie. Or even Ax, for that sake. If you've ever played The Sims, that is. (I named one of my in-game borns Rachel, and when she grew up, she turned out to be blonde! And one of her traits was Brave, so that just fitted even better. ;D)
167. You've made fan-art. Has anyone even mentioned this one?
168. You've written a fan-fic, or plan to.
169. You get overjoyed when somebody else than you makes a reference to Animorphs on a non-Animorphs related site.
170. You start a thread about Animorphs on a non-Animorphs forum...
171. You also look for other Animorphs fans other places than here.
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172. You always go for the extra icing, because an alien said it's worth it.
173. You never EVER call a gorilla a monkey, 'cuz he might just bash your head in.
174. You try paying your little brother to read the books, and get depressed when even that doesn't work (true story).
175. You walk around in zoos and places with animals, evaluating them.
176. You have a cousin named Rachel who looks pretty, but you really don't think of her that way. In those exact words.
177. You really couldn't care less about whatever Area 51 has; it ain't important.
178. You can't see Iceman from X-men without thinking of Jake.
179. Anytime you think of parasites, you think of slugs, too.
180. You try to figure out how long a certain creature would last against a Howler.
181. You try to catch flies that land on you by putting them into an acquiring trance so that they don't fly away.....
182. You wonder just how many foreign ships there are in orbit right now.
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183. When you expect your turtle named after an Andalite to talk to you. :P
184. When talking about hosts in school, you doodle Yeerks.
185. That whenever you see a word that has the root "morph" in it, you write an Animorph setence for it.
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186. You watch the parasite scene in Star Trek and immediately think of Yeerks.
187. You turn in a school essay on Animorphs.
188. You start thinking up ways to cross over Animorphs with other series.
189. You believe the real life alien abductions are the results of the Skrit Na.
190. You get a slug and try to put it in your ear because you really want to be a part of 'something'.
191. Whenever you watch Star Trek you scoff that the aliens all speak English.
192. When your friend or loved one does something weird, you begin to think they are a Yeerk.
193. You add <> for telepathy in fan fiction all the time.
194. When you try to correct people and tell them what REALLY killed the dinosaurs.
195. When you grandfather dies you try to come up with all sorts of excuses for why your Controller brother can't come with you to the funeral.
196. You actually believe morphing technology will be possible in the future.
197. You name your tabby cat "Dude."
198. You can't read about Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia without thinking of Tobias's horrible aunt and uncle.
199. You regularly use Animorphs catch phrases such as "This is insane" or "Let's do it."
200. You read about a logging company and immediately suspect they're Yeerks who are going 'Andalite hunting'.
201. You think someday robots will be like the Chee.
202. You look at a frog and immediately think of Leerans.
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203.when you try to convince everyone you meet to read animorphs
204.when your parents get you in trouble when they find out you have animorph books at school
205.when your dad doesn't let you borrow animorph books at the public library anymore
206.when you believe in andalites,hork-bajirs,yeerks...
207.when you hope you will meet an andalite that will give you the morphing technology
208.when you wish you can morph to escape from your life
209.when ever you see holograms on shows you think "we're too primitive to do that"
210.when the first book you think of doing for the book review is part of the animorph series
all i posted aply to me and many of the others do too
Post Merged: November 28, 2010, 07:55:58 PM
Oh yeah, that's me. :)
103. You sign a petition for an animorphs movie.
there's a petion?!?can i sign it!?
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211. When you get overjoyed when finding out that one of your school books included a chapter from Animorphs in it! :D (Pretty much the same as #169, but still... ::))
212. You hate the Animorphs TV-series and Nickelodeon for doing it so horribly. Animorphs deserves something better than that! >:(
213. You associate anything monstrous with Visser Three's attack morphs.. :visser3:
214. You go on RAF. Which is an abbreviation for Richard's Animorphs Forum, in case you weren't aware of it. :P
215. You write a fanfic at school... :o
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216: You're convinced that your parents aren't your real parents, but "stand-ins" devised by the Ellimist, to prepare you for your future as an Animorph.
217: When you wonder if the youth group your younger brother joined is the sharing.
218: When you refuse to join any sort of youth group, just in case.
219: When you secretly hope that you pass a construction site whenever you're with a group of friends...even when you KNOW their isn't a construction site anywhere near where you live.
220: When you're writing fanfiction stories to fulfill that mysterious hole in your life, trying to recapture your childhood...
221: You hate the Animorphs tv series, but still watch it/talk about it/write about it any chance you get (closet fan what:
222: When you see numbers like 222 and think it's a Yeerk's name
223: When your mother accidently hits a wayward red-tail and think "HOLY SH*T, SHE JUST HIT TOBIAS!"
224: You have dreams about leading the Animorphs on missions
225: You see a rat--or, hell, even a mouse-- and think, "Sorry, David."
226: You see that the trees have strange markings on them and think; "Hork-Bajir, Andalite!"
227: Whenever you're hungry, you think of the Taxxon
228: You bother to think of the Animorphs after all these years
229: You changed your name to Tobias....
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230: When you introduce your parents to Animorphs and they say you look like Tobias(which I reall do) in real life.
231: When you have role played Tobias for seven years and still have as much fun "flying" as the first time.
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232. In nearly every film/book you've read there's been a Jake and you love that book/film (aka Dog's Life, Animorphs, Avatar...etc)
233. You love animals
234. Everytime you see a blue horse you go, "ANDALITE!!"
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235: Before going into any situation you think WWTAD? (what would the animorphs do?) and find that it so far hasn't steered you wrong.
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234. Everytime you see a blue horse you go, "ANDALITE!!"
Are blue horses frequent in your part of the world?
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236: When you write Animorphs crossover/AU fanfiction for other fandoms in the hopes that someone else knows of it/becomes interested and starts reading them
237: When while watching chat shows you try to figure out if the celebrities/hosts are controllers.
238: When you start wishing Marco could be your boyfriend. Seriously. Why is he not real?
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239: When you think your normal form is really a morph, and you cheek the clock every two hours to make sure you don't become a nothlit again.
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149. you've kept the bookmark from #28 and use it for other books.
What about the bookmark from #8? The one with a little bite mark?
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240) That certain movie with a main character named Jake and a brother named Tom is just BEGGING to get a copyright infringement lawsuit thrown against it... by you
241) You cheered when Jake FINALLY kissed Cassie
241a) You know the exact location of the aformentioned kiss (Book 26, Page 115, second to last line)
242) You've tried to fit Animorphs or anything Animorph-related into games you play
243) You know that Rachel really does share Xena's orientation
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244) When your own parents say you look like Tobias everytime you mention Animorphs too them.
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245: When, after buying the new Animorphs book, you nearly get killed running home to read it by not watching for oncoming traffic. Then, a month later, you nearly get killed for the same reason. How you made it to adulthood remains a mystery to top scientists.
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246: After cancelling a day of work with the full intention of doing important assignments (that weren't done already because of distRAFactions), you accidentally spend all day on RAF again. (and of course, re-reading the greatest book series of all time)
247: You begin to suspect that your cat is, in fact, an andalite bandit. (and not just merely that perpetually hungry, purring ball of fluff it tries to disguise itself as)
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248: Every time you watch Xmen and see Shawn Ashmore (the guy that plays Jake in the Animorphs tv series) as Iceman, you lose all immersion in the movie because he's Jake, not Iceman, why isn't he fighting yeerks and where's Marco, Rachel, Cassie and Tobias?
249:You actually had to look up the actors real on Wikipedia for the sake of this post name because you have always referred to him as Jake (his names Jake dammit!) and didn't know what his real name was.
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250. You watch the trailers before any movie you see hoping one of them is for a Andalite Chronicles movie. (Did this as a kid, before I had regular access to internet.)
251. Your entire school is addicted when the library has a "readomorphs" competition. Whoever got a certain amount of AR point had their picture taken. They made a copy and cut the eyes out of the picture and pasted them on a picture of your favorite animal. I guess nobody had photoshop back in 1998.)
252. Every fandom you have been a part of since Animorphs is compared to Animorphs. (I guess because this was my first fandom and, towards the end of the series, I got regular access to internet and discovered the world of fanfiction.)
253. When you're on your fourth copy of Andalite Chronicles and even that one is taped/glued together in varioius ways.
254. You fall hard for complicated/doomed ships like Rachel/Tobias (any ship where the guy is a angsty misfit and the girl is super-beautiful and dangerous is my cup of tea. John Connor/Cameron forever!)
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255. When your own friends call you birdboy nearly everyday,both online and in real life.(Everyone that knows me always say I look like Tobias...I don't agree with them but its awesome to hear.)
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256: Whenever you see a Lego spaceship you write a letter to the company about how their ships and characters are completely unrealistic.
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257. You can't look up in the night sky without thinking (hoping) you will see a Dome ship floating somewhere up there.
258. You convince your wife to name your first born son Jake because it's a "strong, leader name".
259. When you meet someone new named Rachel, you secretly want to see her fighting someone.
260. When you are about to embark on a journey of any sort, or an athletic competition, you ALWAYS say "Let's do this!"
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261. You spend your work day texting RAFians about how to defeat the Yeerk Empire instead of doing your job.
262. You spend an inordinate amount of time devising the most efficient plan of mass infestation for your work place. :devil:
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dude its not devil it's > : D but without the spaces
263:The only reason you hate anime is because of the way it depicts aliens.
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Thanks. :P I'm typing on my phone and can't see the smileys so I took a gamble.
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264: Kangaroo. For obvious reasons.
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264: Kangaroo. For obvious reasons.
265) You bother to count the number of times a certain word is used in the series.
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Sorry about that. It was supposed to go on things the animorphs SHOULD have morphed into.
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266: You see red liquids and suspect your mom is a controller, because worms and slugs creep her out.
277: You try to acquire your dog's DNA and think its working when they go into a 'trance' (they get really calm with you touching them)
278: You see a red tailed hawk fly over your house and literally drop what your doing and chase it through the woods
278: You do the same thing when you see another one the next week.
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269: You follow said hawk until it reaches a barn and then you watch it for days at a time until a group of people enter.
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270: You dream you are Tobias three straight nights and in one of the dreams,you are in the tv show House and are friends with Gregory House.
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271) Every time you hit your head you start babbling about clue.
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272) You are disappointed that your local Walmart does not carry Instant Maple and Ginger Oatmeal.
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273) you are suspicous that your walmart doeant carry that oatmeal.
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You call people you don't like yeerks.
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275: Every time you see a bug, you beat it with a lacrosse stick
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276. You scream every time you hear the word emohalk.
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277. You see a red-tailed hawk out of the window of your car who you think is signaling you to follow him, so you turn onto a side street in order to do so, and when there's nothing there you accuse the hawk of lying.
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You hear the sound of hoof beats in the woods, and go running towards them only to find a deer. :-[
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you go as rachel for halloween, despite your gender.
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you go as rachel for halloween, despite your gender.
^ To remedy this dilemma, you simply go as a bear for halloween, and shout "Let's do it!" every once in a while.
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so if you do do that bear, would you have to shout?
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279# You say cinnamon buns...bunz...zuh.. .zuhh
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pretty sure thats been done before
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When you start buying every Animorph book at every secondhand store you see because you just can't wait for your cousin to give you his set... he's too slow! I mean come on, he said you could have them at the beginning of the year!
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(probably posted before)
you are addicted to RAF
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You read about someone riding an andalitei n a fan fic and scream that it was stated that andalites had sloped unridable backs
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lol I do the bunzzzzuh thing sometimes. Especially if I see a Cinnabon at the mall, or my uncle makes canned ones again. (mom and I live with aunt and uncle)
And I wouldn't do the monkey thing either. My Planet of the Apes fan-self wouldn't allow it anyway lol
I love watching the hawks around the quarry-most of them are red-tails AFAIK.
You find yourself trying to cross other fandoms with Animorphs (I have part of a Bones fic written with several infested characters...Booth,Cullen,Jack and Brennan, but Jack is YPF. Either way, he has to be infested in such a cross, it's too much fun to not infest the resident conspiracy theorist lol)
You give your online persona morphing ability (I'm kind of borderline furry, or scaly, although I don't hang out much in the fandom these days or fursuit or anything. But my Quetzalcoatlus persona, Highsoar, is morph-capable now.
I also love the convinced you can morph one-I sometimes end up looking at my hands, daydreaming about morphing. Especially if I really wanna get somewhere, I keep thinking mentally "man I wish I could just morph and fly over there!"
You see a link for the song 'Animorphs Aren't Cool Anymore' and get really mad at the band. It's not a really well known group, but it is on Last.FM if you look it up.
It's hard not to look at people and wonder if they're controllers
That 'Yeerks are Here' forum really gives you shivers, even though if you look closely, you can find the 'Roleplay' label there.
You're in two Animorphs RPGs online and were in others before they died
Way too many songs remind you of the series or its characters
You see a review on Amazon where someone said the new Resisters series was better than Animorphs and that the books weren't written well in places, and really wanna yell at the reviewer. ( no I didn't get all angry in my reply, just said I disagreed)
You eagerly look through donations at the library for any of the books (I got lucky twice, with a copy of The Attack and one of The Beginning. We got one of The Invasion, but I don't need it. I did get plenty of weeds from the library collection though. Ours, the Bookmobile and another in our system where a coworker had moved to...her husband still works with us and she gave him the bag to give me lol)
You make Andalite and Hork-Bajir plushies (yes I will post them one day, but the Hork-Bajir is in the middle of major surgery to add wires so his neck won't droop and the Andalite needs a bit of touching up.
BTW IDK about later bookmarks but I have a copy of The Alien with the bookmarks still in it
You get really interested in Animal Planet's Monsters Inside Me and envision them doing a Yeerk ep
A book called Stuck On Earth catches your attention but seems like a slight ripoff because it's also about an alien slug taking over a kid's head. He just came in through the nose, not the ear and did something to contain the kid's consciousness while he was there.
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-You're sort of convinced that the Metro train labeled "Special" will one day stop at a Metro station labeled "Yeerk Pool" and await this day eagerly (:P )
-You wonder if becoming a voluntary would lead to the invasion getting way, way too much useful information and if a true Yeerk would be disturbed, find you convenient, or mock the heck out of you (most likely)
-You're more convinced than the average citizen that McDonald's is evil (>D )
-The name "Tobias" irrationally brings up hawk imagery and catches your attention whenever it is used
-The name "Jake" strikes you as "leaderly"
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-You have taken the time to teach a parrot to say 'Whats that on your head, is it a wombat?' or 'It's a toupee! It's a toupee!' :XD:
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You write an adult fanfic about Tobias
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I forgot one.
There's a line of Beanie Babies on your chest of drawers: Tiger, bear,gorilla,red-tailed hawk and wolf (actually the hawk is a Wild Republic plushie, not a beanie).
The Andalite's on my bookcase, I intend to post pics but I need to get going and do some corrections on him.
I wonder if I could find a northern harrier plush...
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someone says a number between 1-54 and the first thing that pops in your mind is the animorphs book of that number
when you don't bother capitalizing words like "andalite" or "yeerk" because you consider them normal words
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This actually happebed to me. I was on a bus and happened to glance at an ad that was over my head Escafil :paranoid: *looks back up Es Facil :facepalm:
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Talking about rereading books brings fond memories of gorillas in trucks and carpet-mopping bears to mind.
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when you can't go more than 10 minutes without doing something related to animorphs:
- finding songs that you swear are about animorphs
- spouting random animal facts that aren't common
- spouting off animorph quotes all the time
- wonder if schizophrenic people are just controllers who ate Maple and Ginger Instant Oatmeal
- freak out everytime you hear a name mentioned in the animorphs
- say a frantic prayer that the ****roach that you are about to kill is not one of the animorphs
- don't trust most groups
- freak out if anyone you know starts acting strangely
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you trust no one
everything makes you think of animorphs
you drive your friends nuts by talking about animorphs
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You see a book titled "The Terrible Axe-Man" and start giggling, even though it isn't spelled correctly. (it's actually a true crime thing, although I didn't read it, I just saw it in one of the library transit bins at work)
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you misspell Axe ax every time you have to write the word.
You run into a guy named Mr.chapman at work and make up and excuse to leave before you really should.
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When someones name is Chapman, you wonder if theyre the idiot that was with Loren in AC
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you misspell Axe ax every time you have to write the word.
Both "ax" and "axe" are accepted spellings of the wood-chopping tool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe)
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Yeah, I don't think of 'axe' as often as 'ax'....I wonder if it's a US vs UK thing or something.
I have a bunch of humor feeds on my Google reader and one of them is Autocomplete Me, about the things Google coughs up. This morning I was not only laughing at the autocomplete itself but the title. "HUMAN CONTROLLERS AREN'T AS ADVANCED AS YOU THINK".
Edit: Today I saw for the first time an ad for Cinnabon flavored coffee creamer. I know what Ax's favorite 'drink' would quickly become LOL
"Ax, that isn't actually a drink. You're supposed to put it *in* your drink, your coffee to flavor it."
<But it tastes much better on its own.>
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you misspell Axe ax every time you have to write the word.
Both "ax" and "axe" are accepted spellings of the wood-chopping tool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe)
it doesn't matter. typically its spelled "ax" but u have to add in the "e" to make it plural "axes"
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-When you finally see a "cinnabon' at the mall and you feel like you found Mecca!
-And when you buy a cinnamon bun from them just to see if it really is that awesome...even when you don't like cinnamon buns.
-When your first thought when listening to the cardiac lecture in Anatomy and Physiology class is "How could an Andalite have three hearts and one set of lungs...where would the lungs be? In the upper body? Lower body?"
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I was in Party City today and they have tight costumes called Morph Suits. I can see Marco buying one for everybody...the alien one maybe. They have masks so he'd be like "even if we demorph, they won't know who we are" lol. They'd still know they were human, though.
http://www.morphsuits.com/ (http://www.morphsuits.com/)
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You cry of hapiness knowing you arent the only one whod know and do the stuff in this thread...
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You are having instant oatmeal and you have maple to put in (syrup) but no ginger, and you're sad. You're also walking around whispering "It's OAT-FREAKING-MEAL!" (yes I re-read that book last night). (and I have never seen maple and ginger in the stores, just maple and brown sugar. Sometimes I think it might taste like when I combine maple and brown sugar and cinammon spice).
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You carry a copy of the invasion in your backpack in case anyone ever asks you if you have an extra book
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I love to visit Petco, mostly to see the adoptable kitties, but I often walk around to see the other creatures too. I have a real strong urge now to bring home one of the green anoles and name it Jake. Or Prince Jake.
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might have been already said, don't care cause this happened this morning.
a bug splats on your windshield and you think "OH MY GOD DID I KILL AN ANIMORPH?????"
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You carry a copy of the invasion in your backpack in case anyone ever asks you if you have an extra book
I do that LOL!! By the way.
You named your cat dude and tour dog homer, and if you ever have a hawk youll call it tobias
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You plam to name your children either Jake or Rachel
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You plam to name your children either Jake or Rachel
Or Tobias, Estrid, Cassie, Marco or anyone else having to do with animorphs.
(by the way, you spelled "plan" "plam")
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Guys, please, we're supposed to be numbering these posts! Let's get back into it. Also, I believe this will be the longest post EVER in this thread. Prepare yourself.
329. You pet your cat while trying to acquire its DNA (sadly, I've tried this many times).
330. Every time you see a phaser on Star Trek you immediately think of Shredders and Dracon beams.
331. You can't pet a dolphin without thinking of Animorphs.
332. You can't watch Mr. Rogers without thinking of Animorphs.
333. You can't watch Independence Day without thinking of Animorphs.
334. You can't watch The Nutty Professor without thinking of Animorphs.
335. When you see something about Area 51 you think, "Idiots, that's supposed to be Zone 91!"
336. You can't eat broccoli without thinking of Animorphs.
337. You read Harry Potter and think what it would be like if Animorphs were in it (guilty of this, hahaha).
338. You play StarCraft and think the Protoss are the Andalites and the Zerg are the Yeerks (seriously, they ARE similar, look it up).
339. You have had at least one dream about Animorphs. Bonus points if you brag about having a lot.
340. You brag at being able to beat people at Dead Zone or Doom.
341. You go up to a secluded lake and wait around for the Yeerks to appear.
342. You go around with a camcorder thinking that you might run across a situation where an Animorph would be forced to demorph and hope to catch it on video so you can prove to the world you're not nuts.
343. You tape a bunch of knives, saws, and axes to your various body parts and go around saying you're a Hork-Bajir (something I've also done).
344. Whenever you watch The Dark Knight, you draw similarities between Rachel Dawes and Animorphs Rachel of both being strong, independent women (guilty!).
345. Whenever you play KOTOR II and see the bit about echoes traveling through the Force, you immediately think of the way space-time was described in Animorphs books such as 7, TAC, and 26.
346. Your favorite animal is an elephant because it was Rachel's second favorite battle morph.
347. Your favorite animal is a Siberian tiger because it was Jake's favorite battle morph.
348. Your favorite animal is a gorilla because it was Marco's favorite battle morph.
349. You take various items around the house and glue them/tape them together to create Animorphs ships (something I've been known to do in the past).
350. You go to the zoo hoping to see the Animorphs.
351. You see a kid named Erek and immediately think 'android.'
352. You can't watch any robot takeover movies without thinking how different it would have been if the Chee were there (guilty, again).
353. Whenever you read about Marco Polo you immediately think of the Animorphs Marco.
354. You got into bird-watching because of Animorphs (guilty!).
355. You read Harry Potter and immediately compare the Animagus transformation to morphing, with morphing being so much better.
356. You go into supermarkets and wait for a Bug fighter to come crashing into it. Bonus points if you have a camera so you can take pictures of the whole thing.
357. In real life you use Marco as an example of tactical brilliance.
358. In real life you use Rachel as an example of extreme recklessness.
359. In real you use Jake as an example of leadership and courage.
360. In real life you use Cassie as an example of pacifism.
361. In real life you use Ax as an example of intelligence.
362. You immediately begin looking for people with the names Jake, Marco, Cassie, Rachel, Tobias, or Erek to befriend. Bonus points if you actually do have friends named that.
363. You wonder what the Animorphs would think of certain animes (also guilty...).
364. You wonder how Animorphs would fare if they took place ten years later (in 2006).
365. You can't watch Xena without thinking of Rachel, you just can't.
366. You can't watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies without thinking about him resuscitating George Edelman in #17. The Underground.
367. You can't watch The Flintstones or Evan Almighty without thinking of John Goodman in #17. The Underground (something I am guilty of).
368. You go to the mall and wait inside The Gap for Rachel to come along.
369. You had a crush on an Animorphs character growing up (Cassie for me).
370. You STILL have a crush on an Animorphs character. (Still Cassie... :-]).
371. You regret not getting into Animorphs sooner (damn it! >:D).
372. You only know humans are called Homo sapiens because of Animorphs.
373. You doodled Animorphs in school (guilty of this, as well as 3rd Rock's "Big Giant Head").
374. You buy a cat and name him "Fluffer McKitty."
375. You can't watch X-Men without thinking of the Animorphs.
376. You can't watch anything with Jeff Goldblum in it without thinking of #6. The Capture.
377. You can't watch Jurassic Park without thinking of Megamorphs #2. In the Time of the Dinosaurs.
378. You wish the Nostalgia Critic would review the Animorphs TV series (true for me; as sucky as they were, at least he would have made fun of them...).
379. You can't think RAF (Royal Air Force) without thinking of RAF (Richard's Animorphs Forum) and, inevitably, Animorphs.
380. You see the name David and immediately think 'traitor.'
381. You read Animorphs and think of ways they could have done things better.
382. When Animorphs inspires your username on other websites (true for me; I'm Lord Falcon on Stardestroyer.net. Guess who I named myself after? ;)).
383. You wonder if Cassie would think the Internet nowadays would be better than the primitive version it was in the mid and late nineties.
384. You get jealous when Jake kissed Cassie and think how much more you would love her (again, something I am guilty of, yes, I know I have problems... ::)).
385. When someone picks on a gay kid, you rush over and think, "What would Jake do?" (True for me again; they were picking on him so bad, yet they left the lesbians at our school alone. How ****ed up is THAT?)
386. You wonder what morphing would be like in Pokémon and immediately write Pokémorphs fanfiction.
387. You own all of the Animorphs books, crappy Alternamorphs included.
388. You keep hoping beyond all hope that Scholastic will break down someday and create REALISTIC toy spaceships (not those stupid minis they had in the late nineties...).
389. You meet someone named Cassie and it's all you can do to stop yourself from proposing to her on the spot.
390. You dress up normally for trick or treating, and when your parents confront you on it, you tell them you're going to morph into a different animal for each house you go to (something I did once on Halloween ;D).
391. You talk funny like Ax. Bonus points if something asks you why.
392. You play Sonata Arctica's FullMoon and wonder if Marco ever listened to it (guilty! Man, all the things I am guilty of...).
Whew! There. BTW, think we'll ever get to 1,000?
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with hope
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Crud, sorry. Forgot AGAIN.
393.You get attacked by a guy named David in one of your Facebook games and seriously consider sending him an in game message containing the words "Rat-boy" before hitting him back. (no, I won't do it, but it was funny to think of.)
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394: You look at injuries and think "morphing could fix that"
395: Nine inch nails is your favorite band
396:You whisper to the Ellimist
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333. You can't watch Independence Day without thinking of Animorphs.
334. You can't watch The Nutty Professor without thinking of Animorphs.
What does that have to do with Animorphs?
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Well indipendence day is about fighting alien invaders and dr dolittle has tons of animals
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Independence Day and The Nutty Professor were mentioned in Animorphs books, #25. The Extreme and #45. The Revelation, respectively. But that is a good point, newBlazingAngel. Never thought of it that way. But suffice it say I think the fact that I even remembered those two almost obscure references means I'm in the top 10 of who's the most addicted to Animorphs.
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397. Again with the Facebook game, there's a poster on the game forum with the screenname Inquisitor Yaruk, and it always comes across to my mind for a second as Inquisitor Yeerk.
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398: When you're in parasitology class, discussing a parasite that controls the behavior of an animal and you want to scream "THE YEERKS EXIST!"
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399: You own the original animorphs toys
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I wish I could find them. *looks up at Beanie Baby Animorphs group on shelf...that's it for me for now plus my own plushies*
400. Ax body spray ads make you laugh like crazy. Both from the obvious, the name, and the idea of Marco trying it and getting a joke from Rachel out of it.
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Woot! We have 400 now! We're that much closer to 1,000! :)
401. You look through your telescope hoping to spot the Yeerk Pool ship.
402. You walk through abandoned construction sites every day hoping to meet Elfangor.
403. Cinnamon buns are your favorite food! (duh)
404. You try to get nuclear weapons banned because you're afraid they really can transport people through time.
405. You don't eat lobster because you're afraid you might char-boil Marco, Jake, and Ax.
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406. You suddenly have much more interest in shows on Animal Planet called Infested! and Monsters Inside Me.
407. A Christmas card in the mail makes you take notice because the sender's last name is Halloran...not quote Alloran but close enough for me to pick it out lol
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408. You are convinced that your friends who suddenly became over interested in each other are yeerks
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409. You can't watch/read other fiction without thinking "What would be the Animorphs' reactions?"
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410. You see this
failbook.failblog.o rg/2011/12/19/funny-facebook-fails-that-or-hotel-california
and think "It's a yeerk pool entrance!'
I even posted it in the comments over there lol
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410. You see this
failbook.failblog.o rg/2011/12/19/funny-facebook-fails-that-or-hotel-california
and think "It's a yeerk pool entrance!'
I even posted it in the comments over there lol
411. You see the comment under that and think, "well, I do, deebag!"
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/LjAZz.png)[/spoiler]
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410. You see this
failbook.failblog.o rg/2011/12/19/funny-facebook-fails-that-or-hotel-california
and think "It's a yeerk pool entrance!'
I even posted it in the comments over there lol
411. You see the comment under that and think, "well, I do, deebag!"
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/LjAZz.png)[/spoiler]
Agreed. And can you also link it?
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http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/19/funny-facebook-fails-that-or-hotel-california/comment-page-1/#comment-475214 (http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/19/funny-facebook-fails-that-or-hotel-california/comment-page-1/#comment-475214)
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Uhoh. My link didn't work?
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you left out the whole last bit about comment page
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you left out the whole last bit about comment page
what do you mean by that?
And i also commented. Replied to that guy who doesn't care XP
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I mean in thel ink provided their was a bit left out with the word comments page in it
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412) when you secretly believe that if you wish long enough, the powers of the universe might just alter events and make you the 7Th Animorph so you get to fight the war alongside our heroes. :facepalm:
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^or you wish that you were an animorphs
413) you memorized the anibase (not me)
414) you can practically recite the entire book (also not me)
415) You have all the so far released relaunced books
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416) Whenever you're watching The Magic Schoolbus while babysitting younger siblings/cousins (oh who am I kidding, I watch it on my own), you always refer to Carlos as Marco and are genuinely surprised whenever the other kids groan "Caaarlos!"
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412) when you secretly believe that if you wish long enough, the powers of the universe might just alter events and make you the 7Th Animorph so you get to fight the war alongside our heroes. :facepalm:
417) When you think about what you'd actually do if you were the 7th animorph.
Like in number 8, after I found out Ax contacted his dad...and his dad was like "Go kill Visser three by yourself!" I'd tell Ax to talk to his mom.
I mean, hopefully his mom at least cares enough that her son is stranded on earth and maybe she could convince his dad to work some military magic by throwing around Elfangor's name to get SOME help to earth that doesn't involve quantum viruses.
And if she has the same reaction: "Meh, call us back when you kill V3, I'm sure you'll get off planet earth eventually..."
I'd treat him to cinnabon and give him a hug. Cause he definitely needed one. :o
Man, no wonder the kid was like "I was almost slaughtered as a cow for human food....meh" *Eats cheeseburger.*
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418) You desperately want to like cinnamon buns, even though you dont
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418) You desperately want to like cinnamon buns, even though you dont
Guilty as charged. I actually think I have a post about that a couple pages back. :XD:
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I love them if there's enough frosting.
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Maybe I simply don't have enough
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Wasn't in book 18 that Ax said "get the extra frosting, it's worth it?" :XD:
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yes I believe he did.
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Wasn't in book 18 that Ax said "get the extra frosting, it's worth it?" :XD:
First time I saw a Cinnabon at our mall, I flipped out. "DAD DAD DAD! WE HAVE TO GO THERE NOW!!!"
I got extra frosting on a fictional alien's suggestion.
It *was* totally worth it.
^.^
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419. Your name is Rachel and you've asked your parents if you can dye your hair blonde.
420. You've read Divergent and you start thinking about what factions the Animorphs would be in. (Rachel would be Dauntless, without a doubt)
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421 You laugh uncontrollably when reading The Alien and everyone says "what is WRONG with you?"... even when it's ur 10th read of it...
422 you dress as an andalite :andalite: :andalitef: for Halloween
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423,You wanted to check out all the dressing rooms in a mall for strange gaps.
424,You track your friend(or even parents) who goes out at night every three days.
425,You suspect your siblings and often stare their eyes directly for a long while.
426,You goes to the washroom every two hours but not doing anything inside.
427,You sabotages the bird-watching site.
428,You feels chilled when you hear the number 9466,especially when you are living in a Chinese metropolis.
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429 you want to check out the US citizen records 4 a "Hedrick chapman" (See TAC)
430 you worship te ellimist :]
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134. You stare at anyone named Jake, Cassie, Rachel, Tobias, or Marco.
i have a 2nd cuz called rachel B. and she got blond hair!and was a teen in the 90s
when i saw her name i was all zOMG SHE DIINT DIE AND IM RELATED2 HER===!!!!!!!!!