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Title: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: esplin on January 12, 2009, 08:56:59 PM: Damn girl, whered you get that hot chick morph?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Touquie on January 12, 2009, 08:58:13 PM: Haha! Nice :D

I'd go nothlit for you anyday ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: musicman88 on January 12, 2009, 09:47:45 PM: Hey, where did you get an angel morph?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: esplin on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM: Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: goom on January 12, 2009, 10:43:37 PM: Quote from: I'm the Supervisser on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]
haha. yeah, the yeerks were always nasty.
[/offtopic]

how about a rejection line? ;D
couldn't you morph into something.. more attractive?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Uza-chan on January 13, 2009, 11:24:19 PM: Quote from: goom on January 12, 2009, 10:43:37 PM
how about a rejection line? ;D
couldn't you morph into something.. more attractive?

Ohhhhh snap! That's harsh XD

You should morph something with lips... and fast.

Lame? How about...

Honey, you can make a taxxon look hot.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: goom on January 13, 2009, 11:48:11 PM: Quote from: Uza-chan on January 13, 2009, 11:24:19 PM
Honey, you can make a taxxon look hot.
haha!

sorry, i'm not into inter-species relationships.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Yarin on January 13, 2009, 11:50:50 PM: i am im a xenophile i just had a weird thought about how a metamorph would be the ultimate fantasy lol
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Nateosaurus on January 14, 2009, 07:21:32 AM: Quote from: I'm the Supervisser on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]

Hahahahahaha I burst out into laughter for this one, nice.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Phoenix004 on January 14, 2009, 05:14:24 PM: I might not look so great now, but wait til I demorph! ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Faerie Larka on January 14, 2009, 06:28:42 PM: Lol.

Hmmm... Let's morph you out of those clothes?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: goom on January 14, 2009, 06:32:45 PM: [spoiler=haha]let's do it doggy-style..
literally. ;D[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Faerie Larka on January 14, 2009, 06:33:09 PM: LOL!!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Liz on January 14, 2009, 07:08:56 PM: Hahaha, remember that song that went "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Faerie Larka on January 14, 2009, 07:09:37 PM: Omg yeah. Funny song.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: goom on January 14, 2009, 07:10:34 PM: my two hour limit is almost up. want to come back with me to my place?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Starsword on January 15, 2009, 05:19:37 PM: Hey I know this great restaurant outside the city that always has roadkill outfront.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Phoenix004 on January 15, 2009, 08:24:41 PM: [spoiler]How about we break into the pet store to acquire some rabbits so we can **** like bunnies?[/spoiler]

Sorry I know it's terrible but once I thought of it it had to be said!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Faerie Larka on January 15, 2009, 08:32:15 PM: Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: goom on January 15, 2009, 09:04:19 PM: the birds and the bees. we can be both!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Nateosaurus on January 16, 2009, 02:53:07 AM: Hahaha wow.. Mike...nice...

Some really funny ones, guys. I wish I could think of one!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on January 16, 2009, 03:05:59 AM: Quote from: 1,000,000 Years From Today... on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]
haha my favorite ^^
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Phoenix004 on January 16, 2009, 10:14:20 AM: The funniest ones are always the dirty jokes though!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: musicman88 on January 17, 2009, 09:40:18 AM: I may not be hung like a horse, but I DO have a horse morph!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Uza-chan on January 17, 2009, 09:53:35 PM: I've got the perfect morph to fit your every need.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Starsword on January 18, 2009, 02:46:57 AM: Wow, the levels of beastiality on this are through the roof. And rightly so.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: esplin on January 18, 2009, 11:17:51 AM: Quote from: Dameg on January 16, 2009, 03:05:59 AM
Quote from: 1,000,000 Years From Today... on January 12, 2009, 10:36:30 PM
Dirty Joke.

[spoiler]Im like a yeerk baby, I just wanna get inside ya.[/spoiler]
haha my favorite ^^

See, Dameg knows whats up :]
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: FuBar on January 18, 2009, 03:35:31 PM: [offtopic]for those in the betting pool who put money on 5 days= congrats! everyone else owes u money! 5 days it is, and I post again... [/offtopic]

"Hey baby; Hows about you and me become lovebirds?"

:) or

"I can be whoever you want me to be, babe!"

;) or

"Is that a morph, or were you born that beautiful?"

::) and here's one for the boy who's about to lose his girlfriend:

"Don't leave, honey! - I can change!!"

and a random one:

"Actually, I'm an alien in human morph - That doesn't put you off, does it?"
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Uza-chan on January 18, 2009, 06:33:21 PM: No! I was not flirting with that hawk, honey! Why would I flirt with anyone when I have you right here?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Starsword on January 18, 2009, 11:39:14 PM: Hahahaha, thats my fav thus far.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on January 20, 2009, 10:07:32 PM: lol good ones ^^
And yeah, Esplin, I have "bad" dreams too ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: esplin on January 21, 2009, 01:40:43 PM: oooo what kind of dreams?

kinda dirty...

[spoiler]I can morph a horse where it counts baby[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: AniJen on January 21, 2009, 02:32:50 PM: [spoiler] Is that you starting to morph or are you just happy to see me?[/spoiler]

This thread is definatly different, lol
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on January 22, 2009, 09:51:32 AM: lol yeah, "different" is the word ;)

And you won't know my dreams, Esplin. I/We have many... many dreams ^^
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: esplin on January 22, 2009, 12:11:39 PM: I wanna know! *stamps foot and pouts.*

He baby, do you wanna do it hork-bajir style?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on January 22, 2009, 09:09:08 PM: If I'd be RAFtriple with you... maybe you'd know ^^
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: agentAK on February 13, 2009, 03:29:33 AM: Wanna go film our own Discovery Channel shows?

Oh, and the doggie one is totally my fav. I nearly woke my family up I was laughing so hard!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: DinosaurNothlit on February 13, 2009, 11:23:41 AM: Pick-up lines:

"Hey, baby, want to perform a frolis maneuver with me?"

"You be Alloran, and I'll be Visser Three."

"Wanna see my morphing suit?"

"Better buy some oatmeal, 'cause things are about to get cuh-raaaazy!"

And the obligatory dirty one:
[spoiler]"I may not be an Andalite, but I still have a mighty tail."[/spoiler]

Rejection lines:
"Go away for three days. I have to make sure you aren't a Yeerk."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you must be an alien."
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: JFalcon on February 13, 2009, 11:40:11 AM: Quote from: FuBar on January 18, 2009, 03:35:31 PM

::) and here's one for the boy who's about to lose his girlfriend:

"Don't leave, honey! - I can change!!"

Call me crazy, this was my favorite one :P
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on February 14, 2009, 05:33:42 AM: Quote from: DinosaurNothlit on February 13, 2009, 11:23:41 AM
"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you must be an alien."
lol very kind ::) I'll keep it ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Phoenix004 on February 14, 2009, 07:13:10 AM: How about we morph lovebirds together? ;)

Be my Valentine... or else I'll morph into a Polar Bear and kill your family! >:D
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: JFalcon on February 14, 2009, 07:26:35 AM: My heart beats wildly for you. Don't believe me? I'll morph an Orff and prove it!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: FuBar on February 14, 2009, 10:34:44 AM: "If you're a rich Xenophile, then I'm your alien ;) "
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: esplin on February 15, 2009, 05:54:35 PM: Is that a dracon beam in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Yarin on February 15, 2009, 06:41:01 PM: lol i like the orff one a very creative species on K.A's part
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: SuperBlue on February 15, 2009, 06:45:31 PM: "Is that a tail blade in your pants or r u just happy to see me"

LOL tht one wasnt very funny I just wanted to post something
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: SageKiller on February 15, 2009, 07:41:32 PM: Oh man, these are hilarious XD I wanna try one on someone!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Yarin on February 15, 2009, 07:53:08 PM: i like your signature picture sagekiller i like anything dark and with yellow glowing eyes lol
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: SageKiller on February 15, 2009, 09:59:08 PM: Thanks! I just really like black cats ;D
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Yarin on February 15, 2009, 10:44:53 PM: when ever i see that i think of a sentiant alien only with more rounded pupils different nose and no whiskers
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on February 16, 2009, 02:28:11 AM: Quote from: Esplin 9466 on February 15, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
Is that a dracon beam in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me.
lol
What would you answer, if I ask you, my dear? ^^
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: SuperBlue on February 16, 2009, 02:32:13 AM: Quote from: Dameg on February 16, 2009, 02:28:11 AM
Quote from: Esplin 9466 on February 15, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
Is that a dracon beam in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me.
lol
What would you answer, if I ask you, my dear? ^^

seriously? somebody already used tht one!?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on February 16, 2009, 02:39:20 AM: Not yet, but I like it... so maybe I'll use it ;)
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: JFalcon on February 16, 2009, 09:35:44 AM: Slightly dirty . . .
[spoiler]. . . I've got a "game" we can play in these dolphin morphs >:D[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Aquilai on February 16, 2009, 09:51:47 PM: I've morphed you, I know what to expect 8) Now you do me!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Semeir-Cooraf-Armaheen on November 06, 2010, 10:07:47 PM: <Palm my face.>
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Myitt on November 06, 2010, 11:12:04 PM: Yeerkish-like:

"I bet I could really wrap myself around your mind."

[spoiler=Kind of dirty!]
"Why don't you lean a bit closer and let me slither into your tight, dark orifice."
[/spoiler]

"I'd love to get to know you better than you do. *giant creeper wink!*"
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: VisserZer0 on November 06, 2010, 11:43:43 PM: How did I miss this thread? xD Almost all of the ones listed have been hilarious.

Might post some of my own tomorrow when I'm not so tired, lol.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: MoppingBear on November 07, 2010, 12:48:08 PM: dirty
[spoiler]
"Did you know scientists say pigs have 30 minute orgasms? Lets test that theory"

"Wanna see my c**k"
[/spoiler]

"Are you a yeerk? Cuz I can't get you out of my head"

"I wish we had the time matrix so we could make this moment last forever"

"Wanna go to Hollywood? There are a bunch of actresses and models there that would totally pay to acquire you"

"I'm glad I'm not in morph, because I just lost track of time looking into your eyes"
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on November 07, 2010, 02:15:32 PM: Quote from: russianspy1234 on November 07, 2010, 12:48:08 PM
"Are you a yeerk? Cuz I can't get you out of my head"

"I wish we had the time matrix so we could make this moment last forever"

"I'm glad I'm not in morph, because I just lost track of time looking into your eyes"

So sweet ^^
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Phoenix004 on November 07, 2010, 03:05:20 PM: Yeah those ones are actually pretty nice.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: JohnBlaze on November 09, 2010, 01:02:09 AM: Wanna see my lobster?
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Alic on November 09, 2010, 01:10:06 AM: Quote from: JohnBlaze on November 09, 2010, 01:02:09 AM
Wanna see my lobster?

HEHHE awesome!
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: songofsuzanna on November 11, 2010, 11:36:40 PM: Oh, this is so hilarious! And I can't but to read all of these in Marco's voice. I bet once he got famous, he used every morphing pick-up line he could come up with.
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: JohnBlaze on November 13, 2010, 02:54:25 PM: I can't think of Cassie using a pick up line....I wonder what she said when she hooked up with that dude in the last book....
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: MoppingBear on November 15, 2010, 01:24:56 PM: Quote from: JohnBlaze on November 13, 2010, 02:54:25 PM
I can't think of Cassie using a pick up line....I wonder what she said when she hooked up with that dude in the last book....

"You like white? I can be white."

dirty
[spoiler] Ride me like a pony [/spoiler]

more misc ones:

"Your nest or mine?"

"Of all the planets, in all the galaxies, you invaded mine <3"

"I wanna grow old with you, then morph teenagers and do it all over again"

dirty
[spoiler]
I wanna get caught in your sario rip

"You think andalites have an impressive tail?"
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Dameg on November 21, 2010, 11:49:01 AM: lol Awesome ^^ I particularly like the last one :P
Title: Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
Post by: Tim Bruening on July 25, 2015, 04:55:50 PM: Quote from: esplin on January 12, 2009, 08:56:59 PM
Damn girl, whered you get that hot chick morph?

Could you morph blond today, with a longer calf?