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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2009, 06:45:31 PM »
"Is that a tail blade in your pants or r u just happy to see me"

LOL tht one wasnt very funny I just wanted to post something
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2009, 07:41:32 PM »
Oh man, these are hilarious XD  I wanna try one on someone!

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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2009, 07:53:08 PM »
i like your signature picture sagekiller i like anything dark and with yellow glowing eyes lol
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2009, 09:59:08 PM »
Thanks!  I just really like black cats  ;D

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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2009, 10:44:53 PM »
when ever i see that i think of a sentiant alien only  with more rounded pupils different nose and no whiskers
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2009, 02:28:11 AM »
Is that a dracon beam in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me.
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2009, 02:32:13 AM »
Is that a dracon beam in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me.
lol
What would you answer, if I ask you, my dear? ^^

seriously? somebody already used tht one!?
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2009, 02:39:20 AM »
Not yet, but I like it... so maybe I'll use it ;)
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2009, 09:35:44 AM »
Slightly dirty . . .
[spoiler]. . . I've got a "game" we can play in these dolphin morphs  >:D[/spoiler]
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »
I've morphed you, I know what to expect  8) Now you do me!
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #55 on: November 06, 2010, 10:07:47 PM »
<Palm my face.>

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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #56 on: November 06, 2010, 11:12:04 PM »
Yeerkish-like:

"I bet I could really wrap myself around your mind."

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"Why don't you lean a bit closer and let me slither into your tight, dark orifice."
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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #57 on: November 06, 2010, 11:43:43 PM »
How did I miss this thread? xD Almost all of the ones listed have been hilarious.

Might post some of my own tomorrow when I'm not so tired, lol.

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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2010, 12:48:08 PM »
dirty
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"Did you know scientists say pigs have 30 minute orgasms?  Lets test that theory"

"Wanna see my c**k"
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"Are you a yeerk?  Cuz I can't get you out of my head"

"I wish we had the time matrix so we could make this moment last forever"

"Wanna go to Hollywood?  There are a bunch of actresses and models there that would totally pay to acquire you"

"I'm glad I'm not in morph, because I just lost track of time looking into your eyes"

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Re: Animorphs Pick-up Lines
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2010, 02:15:32 PM »
"Are you a yeerk?  Cuz I can't get you out of my head"

"I wish we had the time matrix so we could make this moment last forever"

"I'm glad I'm not in morph, because I just lost track of time looking into your eyes"

So sweet ^^
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