The song finally slowly fades out, at its end. There are a few moments of silence, and then a voice rings out from the craft. It sounds like a human male's voice, deep and rich, but with an unusual and almost unnoticeable 'tinny' undertone. The voice reverberates off the bar and the trees, evoking a sports announcer in a stadium.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, elder gods, decapods, heroes and..." the voice pauses. "Hold on a moment."
A few seconds pass, and then the voice rings out again, "He's known across the galaxy as the King of Keeping it Real. Some say he's like an Andalite trapped inside of a human trapped inside of a duck trapped inside of a larger Andalite, metaphorically speaking. Some say he's got three more..." There's a sigh, followed by another pause.
When the voice comes back on, it sounds slightly annoyed, and its tone is sarcastic. "I'm being told that this is a man who needs no introduction, so, you know..."
And with that, the spotlights shining from the object stop moving, shining off into space and through a haze that's surely been there this whole time and wreathing the ship in a halo of light a thousand feet high. A horizontal crack appears across the front quarter of the thing and slowly opens downward, the light from within outshining even the blinding surface of the object. Steam billows from inside with a professionally dramatic and well-timed hiiiisssssssss. By the time the bottom of the opening settles to the ground, it's become a ramp, squarely facing the front door of the bar, leading up into the smoky interior of the object.
A humanoid figure materializes from the mist, backlit in an awe-inspiring and almost definitely award-worthy fashion. It steps down the ramp with a casual grace, the shape of a cape or cloak flowing out behind it. As the figure emerges into the air of the little planetoid, its cloak catches a breeze and flaps around the figure's legs. It stumbles, slips on something or other, and falls face first at the bottom of the ramp, catching itself on its hands with a cry of surprise.
It climbs to its knees and stares for a moment back into the craft. "Oh, come on! You did the lights and the smoke? I can't see a damn thing!" the figure calls in the voice of a human male. This is a different voice than the one that echoed from the ship moments before.
There's an indistinct reply from inside the ship. The figure calls, "Can you just turn them off?" It sighs. "I thought I told you to wake me up when we were getting close!"
The voice replies again from the ship, and the ship's exterior lights suddenly all shut off at once. There's still a dim golden glow emanating from the thing's interior, and the smoke now begins to drift away and dissipate on the breeze. However, the object's exterior is now entirely dark. Unnaturally dark. Almost blindingly dark. Its color is so completely black that it gives the impression of being a hole in the fabric of space itself. It catches none of the surrounding light, reflects nothing, shows not the slightest hint that it's interacting with the electromagnetic spectrum at all. Nothing this black exists in nature, and it almost feels wrong just to look at it. The thing is too dark, in fact, to make out any detail or texturing on the object's surface, and it remains as visually featureless as it had when it was glowing brightly.
As the figure climbs back to its feet and dusts itself off, it calls up into the ship, "At least you didn't do your thing with the music."
About three seconds of silence follow. Finally, the figure shouts again, "Seriously!? Come on, man! I really need to make a good impression, and now I look like the biggest **** in the sector!" The voice from inside the ship replies again, and the figure visibly droops. It draws its cloak up around itself, then rubs its temples. "Maybe you're right! Look, I have work to do! If you're sure you're not coming in, I'll see you later!"
The cloaked figure turns and makes its way towards the bar's front door. It stumbles once or twice on the way. As the spheroidal thing's ramp slides shut behind it, the strumming of a guitar can faintly be heard from inside, followed shortly by "Here comes the sun, doodoodoodoo, here comes the sun..."