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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1635 on: May 05, 2011, 08:13:05 AM »
Back on topic.

Rachel: Kiss me, Marco!

Marco: Uh, yeah. In your dreams!

Rachel: No? Well, then... *kisses Cassie on the lips*

Marco: In that case, kiss me all you want!

Rachel: Not going to happen.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1636 on: May 05, 2011, 09:18:33 AM »
Wait what about my karma?

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Re: Funny Pictures.
« Reply #1637 on: May 06, 2011, 10:37:30 AM »
These aren't pictures, but I didn't know if there was a thread for them...


Q: What should you do if you are in a fancy restraunt and a yeerk crawls out of your ear?
A: Yell; "ESCARGO!!!!!"

Q: What are two Vacation Spots that Controllers really like?
A: New Yeerk, and Yeerkshire!

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Marco: Why not?
Rachel: You're already a ham.

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Who’s there?
Yeerk.
Yeerk, who?
Yeerkilling me with these animorph jokes!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1638 on: May 06, 2011, 11:24:42 AM »
      Visser Three: Prince Elfangor. We meet at last.
      Controller: (whispering into Visser Three's ear)
      Visser Three:...Are you sure?
      Controller: (nodding)
      Visser Three: Wel...This is embarassing...It turns out that we already met.
      Elfangor: Yea...I was gonna say something...I just figured you were already on a roll, with mortally wounding me and all...Didn't want to ruin your moment...
      Visser Three: Sorry...It's...just been so long, you know? Leader of the whole Empire thing, you know? I gotta tell you, there's a lot of the seventies I can't remember.

That is so totally awesome...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1639 on: May 06, 2011, 11:43:08 AM »
     (On the set of the Animorphs movie)

     Director: Action!
     Jake: Hi, my name is Jake...

     (Stan Lee walks on to the set as an extra)

     Director: Dammit! Cut, cut! Mr. Lee, what are you doing?
     Stan: I'm making movie magic.
     Director: That's nice. But this series has nothing to do with you.
     Stan: Kids turning into Animals? Are you sure I didnt make a comic out of this?
     Director: Nope. Now will someone please exhort Mr. Lee off the set, please?

     (Stan Lee is forced off the set)
     Stan: You can't do this. I am Stan Lee! Spider-man, help me!

     Director: Alright let's get back to...Dammit! Ms. White, you are not involved in this picture!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1640 on: May 06, 2011, 12:01:23 PM »
I don't know if this was done...

Random Controller enters French Restaurant. Sees woman eating escargo, runs to dish and pushes woman to the ground. grabs plate and runs out of restaurant with it

Later, in the Yeerk Pool restroom...

"It's a good thing I saved you good lookin'...wanna hook up?"


idk if that was any good, but...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1641 on: May 06, 2011, 05:11:52 PM »
nice man

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Visser three:Ok once we take over this is the plan. First we cure every disease, then we establish peace, after that we stop world hunger and finally.......FREE PUPPIES FOR EVERYBODY!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1642 on: May 07, 2011, 10:01:07 PM »
     (Scene takes place at the Berenson house. The phone rings.)

     Tom: Hello?
     Human 1: Is your refridgerator running?
     Tom: Um...Yea...It is.
     Human 1: Then you'd better go catch it!

     (Hangs up)

     Tom: Alrighty then...

     (Phone rings again...Mere seconds after the first call.)

     Tom: Hello?
     Human 2: Hello. May I speak to Seymour? Last name Butts?
     Tom: Sorry, there's nobody here named SeymourButts.
     Human 2: Sorry...What about Amanda HugnKiss?
     Tom: No Amanda HugnKiss, either.
     Human 2: Alright...Bye.

     (Hangs up)

     Tom: Humans have the strangest names.

     (Phone rings again)

     Tom: Hello?
     Jake: Don't give up, Tom. No matter what it tells you, no matter what it makes you do, don't give up.
     Tom: Who is this?

     (Jake hangs up)

     Tom: What's with all these prank phone calls.

     (Phone rings again)

     Tom: HELLO!
     Radio DJ: Heeeellllloooo, Mr. Berenson. You've been entered in a contest for XKTV 103.4 FM/AM's Call to win A million dollars. And we're glad to tell you that yoooooou haaaaave won!
     
     (Tom hangs up)

     Radio DJ: Mr. Berenson? Huh...I guess he doesn't want the prize. Who's the runner up?
     Radio DJ 2: Um...Someone by the name of Marco.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1643 on: May 07, 2011, 10:02:32 PM »
lol man that was great  ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1644 on: May 08, 2011, 08:19:36 PM »
     (Scene takes place at the Berenson house. The phone rings.)

     Tom: Hello?
     Human 1: Is your refridgerator running?
     Tom: Um...Yea...It is.
     Human 1: Then you'd better go catch it!

     (Hangs up)

     Tom: Alrighty then...

     (Phone rings again...Mere seconds after the first call.)

     Tom: Hello?
     Human 2: Hello. May I speak to Seymour? Last name Butts?
     Tom: Sorry, there's nobody here named SeymourButts.
     Human 2: Sorry...What about Amanda HugnKiss?
     Tom: No Amanda HugnKiss, either.
     Human 2: Alright...Bye.

     (Hangs up)

     Tom: Humans have the strangest names.

     (Phone rings again)

     Tom: Hello?
     Jake: Don't give up, Tom. No matter what it tells you, no matter what it makes you do, don't give up.
     Tom: Who is this?

     (Jake hangs up)

     Tom: What's with all these prank phone calls.

     (Phone rings again)

     Tom: HELLO!
     Radio DJ: Heeeellllloooo, Mr. Berenson. You've been entered in a contest for XKTV 103.4 FM/AM's Call to win A million dollars. And we're glad to tell you that yoooooou haaaaave won!
     
     (Tom hangs up)

     Radio DJ: Mr. Berenson? Huh...I guess he doesn't want the prize. Who's the runner up?
     Radio DJ 2: Um...Someone by the name of Marco.

you overmilked it with the last one, but good up to that point.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1645 on: May 08, 2011, 08:31:01 PM »
Cassie: See you guys later, I'm going deer hunting.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1646 on: May 09, 2011, 10:41:34 AM »
Cassie: Stupid Yeerks. Stupid Howlers. Stupid Helmacrons! STUPID CRAYAK! SCREW LIFE! NATURE SUCKS!!!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1647 on: May 09, 2011, 05:27:47 PM »
You know i think we overdo it on the "cassie hates the world" and "rachel is a kitten" stuff.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1648 on: May 10, 2011, 04:30:59 PM »
Rachel: *morphs kitten*
Marco: *pets Rachel*
Jake: Marco, what are you doing?
Marco: She can't do anything.  She's a kitten.
Jake: But even kittens have claws.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1649 on: May 10, 2011, 05:12:12 PM »
Plus she could still demorph and put a scar on marcos butt thats shaped like the bottom of her stylish combat boots

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Darth: Luke I am your fa- oh wait wrong house, must have gotten the address mixed up with that blue guys.
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