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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1620 on: April 26, 2011, 07:04:48 PM »
     Erek: Hey, Cassie. What did you need.
     Cassie: Actually, Erek...We're all here...
     Erek: (Looking around for the others) In morph?
     Marco: <Something like that...We're all in Cassie's head.>
     Erek: (Eyebrow raised) Say what?
     Jake: <Marco bet that we couldn't all morph Yeerks and infest each other.
     Erek: And?
     Jake: <Well...Marco morphed and infested Rachel...who morphed and infested Ax...who morphed and infested me...and I infested Cassie.>
     Erek: Alright...so get out
     Jake: We can't...Marco's technically in control of Cassie now...We're trapped.
     Erek: Was it worth it?
     Marco: <Yup. I got ten bucks from the bet.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1621 on: April 26, 2011, 07:18:13 PM »
thats in a sense more disturbing than funny
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1622 on: April 26, 2011, 07:19:36 PM »
It definitely cracked me up. It also makes my head hurt thinking about how awful that would be >.<
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1623 on: April 26, 2011, 07:22:25 PM »
well 10 bucks in the nineties wnet farther than now
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1624 on: April 26, 2011, 11:51:18 PM »
Quote from: TobiasMasonPark on April 26, 2011, 07:04:48 PM
     Erek: Hey, Cassie. What did you need.
     Cassie: Actually, Erek...We're all here...
     Erek: (Looking around for the others) In morph?
     Marco: <Something like that...We're all in Cassie's head.>
     Erek: (Eyebrow raised) Say what?
     Jake: <Marco bet that we couldn't all morph Yeerks and infest each other.
     Erek: And?
     Jake: <Well...Marco morphed and infested Rachel...who morphed and infested Ax...who morphed and infested me...and I infested Cassie.>
     Erek: Alright...so get out
     Jake: We can't...Marco's technically in control of Cassie now...We're trapped.
     Erek: Was it worth it?
     Marco: <Yup. I got ten bucks from the bet.>

I'm not even sure how all that would work. Marco is controlling everyone? How does the mass get allocated in Z-Space? That really does hurt your head. More importantly, how would they all use thought speak? Marco's controlling them all through Cassie, so everyone - mainly him - would have to speak through Cassie's mouth, saying things like "Jake here," or "Cassie here."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1625 on: April 27, 2011, 09:13:27 AM »
confusion.......... ...head hurt............... ..must smash...........
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1626 on: April 28, 2011, 07:31:49 AM »
Quote from: Dogman15 on April 26, 2011, 11:51:18 PM


I'm not even sure how all that would work. Marco is controlling everyone? How does the mass get allocated in Z-Space? That really does hurt your head.

That's probably why you should respond with "titter, titter. Giggle, ha, ha" and not "Lets break this down into the cosine vector and analyze the variable..."

In the words of Basil Exposition, "I suggest you try not to worry about this sort of thing, Austin. And just enoy yourself." *to screen* "That goes for you all too."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1627 on: April 28, 2011, 06:15:33 PM »
Marco: I threw the one with the gun into the dumpster. The gun was gone but then I heard theold man said, "G-get away from me you monster!" I turned around and the old guy was pointing the gun at me. <no.>

Old man: Huh?

Marco: <Just no I did not put down my groceries to save some old man that I don't even know just to have him turn on me. And I really didn't want to put down the peanut eminems.>
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Jake: Cassie, I'm sorry it never would have workedo ut
Cassie: *tears un her eyes* wh- wh- what? Why?
Jake: I'm racist.

Marco: Um....eh......
Jake: Marco, what are you doing?
Marco: Ax watched the matrix and didn't get it so he asked me to explain it to him.
Jake: And?
Marco: I didn't get it either.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1628 on: May 04, 2011, 02:27:10 PM »
     Ax: Gotta get my bowl, gotta get my cereal.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1629 on: May 04, 2011, 05:15:08 PM »
Ax: Computer, access the files of the 649 most recent additions to the "LIES" folder and switch them back to the "Earth Animals" folder except for files 151, 251, 386, 491, 493, 494, 647, 648 and 649. Switch the remaining files to the "Mythical Earth Animals" folder.

Computer: Files 147 through 149, 228, 333, 334, 371 through 373, 380, 381, 384, 483, 484 and 487 are already in the "Mythical Earth Animals" folder.

Ax: WHAT? When did this happen, and who did it?

Computer: Five hours ago, and by someone named Jake Long*.


((* - Bonus Karma for the first person to figure out the reference, as well as why those certain files were moved))
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1630 on: May 04, 2011, 05:26:59 PM »
their dragons from the TV show American Dragon. Although for one he was pretending to be the canadien dragon. Ay'e.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1631 on: May 04, 2011, 05:30:38 PM »
Quote from: newBlazingAngel on May 04, 2011, 05:26:59 PM
their dragons from the TV show American Dragon. Although for one he was pretending to be the canadien dragon. Ay'e.

Half right.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1632 on: May 04, 2011, 05:44:43 PM »
hmm I just took the time to search them up by national pokedex number and they are ALL dragons accept for houndour. Was that a reference to his talking dog?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1633 on: May 04, 2011, 05:46:40 PM »
Quote from: newBlazingAngel on May 04, 2011, 05:44:43 PM
hmm I just took the time to search them up by national pokedex number and they are ALL dragons accept for houndour. Was that a reference to his talking dog?

I really need to get back to work on memerizing the numbers for Generation 2... No, 228 wasn't a reference to the dog: It was a bad guess at Kingdra's National Pokedex number.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1634 on: May 04, 2011, 05:48:44 PM »
So do I win do to your incompetence?
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