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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1470 on: March 12, 2011, 02:03:58 PM »
David meets the Animorphs...

David: Wow guys, this so awesome. I know I'm totally going to love it here.
Cassie: Well we think it will work out too.
Jake: Yeah, I mean, you're really taking this whole thing with your parents very well.
David: I know. It's sad but, hey, I have some great friends like you and I know I'll get through this.

Marco: Well we sure won't try to "rat you out" or anything.

Everyone stares at Marco, deadpan. David manages a polite chuckle. Marco's eyes narrow and things go downhill from there...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1471 on: March 12, 2011, 02:10:45 PM »
Who bets Ax would really want a Facebook? Seriously, how in the world can Animorphs be updated technologically without some notable changes to the storyline?

And the Yeerk/Yoort convo? That was excellent ^_^

And I cracked up at the David one, NateSean :D

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« Reply #1472 on: March 12, 2011, 02:17:58 PM »
Prior to The Invasion

Captain: Okay, boys, get out there and kill some Yeerks.

Elfangor: Right.

Elfangor runs to the fighter bay. But on the way he pass a little table with a big bowl of morphing cubes. Above the bowl is a sign that says "Take One".

Elfangor: Sweet. You never know when this might come in handy...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1473 on: March 12, 2011, 03:20:13 PM »
You have no idea, Elfangor.
You may have been given a cactus. Doesn't mean you have to sit on it.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1474 on: March 12, 2011, 04:32:03 PM »
     Yeerk Builder 1: Sir, we have another design for you to look at!
     Emperor: I was just going to come tell you that you're fired. We've hired a couple of Earth Chimps to be in charge of the designs for our ships.
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« Reply #1475 on: March 12, 2011, 05:21:02 PM »
Prior to The Invasion

Captain: Okay, boys, get out there and kill some Yeerks.

Elfangor: Right.

Elfangor runs to the fighter bay. But on the way he pass a little table with a big bowl of morphing cubes. Above the bowl is a sign that says "Take One".

Elfangor: Sweet. You never know when this might come in handy...

The odd thing is, the first line actually IS said... By Ax.

(Oh, by the way...)

Female Andalite 1: Please come back, dear!

Female Andalite 2: Yeah, you're under contract for another photo shoot for PlayAndaliteGirl!

Gafinilian: Don't worry, you two. I'll come back and make you so happy! *he then flexes his torso muscles*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1476 on: March 12, 2011, 05:28:10 PM »
*hiding in the Yeerk Pool* Jake: <Okay guys.. ready? ... GO!>

All *in battle morphs*: RAWR!

Controller: AAGH!

Jake: <WHERE IS VISSER THREE?>

Controller: He's not here! He went on vacation!

Jake: <....huh?>

~~~at the food court~~~

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1477 on: March 12, 2011, 07:12:53 PM »
     (Visser Three on a blind date)

     Visser Three: You know... You look nothing like your Zoosk Profile Page.
     Female Taxxon: Everyone lies on the Internet

     (Meanwhile, across from Visser Three and his date)

     Old Woman from Book 16: You look nothing like a model.
     Marco: And you said you were 23. I guess we're both dissapointed.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1478 on: March 12, 2011, 07:56:58 PM »
Lol!!!!
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« Reply #1479 on: March 13, 2011, 12:17:08 PM »
Er...do not read this if you don't want Maximum Ride spoilers...

[spoiler]Jake: Okay guys, I know we're all a little iffy about adding new members after the David incident. But I've checked this guy's blog out, and he needs a new group. So I want you to keep an open mind here.

Murmers of agreement.

Jake: Great. Would you like to introduce yourself.

Fang stands up and unfolds his wings.

Fang: Hi guys. So, anything to eat around here?

Ax: I know a great place.

Fang: Oh, man, what lab did you come from?

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1480 on: March 14, 2011, 08:20:07 PM »
     Jake: Alright, you're going down, Visor Three!
     Tom: What did he say?
     Chapman: He said...Visor Three.
     Tom: Visor...like the hat?
     Visser Three: What is a hat? Some kind of earthican insult?
     Chapman: Primitive human headgear.
     Jake: What's his name then?
     Tobias: I always thought it rhymed with Kisser.
     Rachel: No, it's pronounced Visser...Like, Vizzer, right? That's how they say it on the show?
     Marco: Please tell me there isn't a show...
     Visser Three: It is pronounced Vizzer, like the pretty girl says.
     Visser One: No, it is like the bird-boy said. Viss-er.
     Visser Three: What's the hawk's name again? Tobeeus?
     Tobias: It's pronounced Toe-Buy-Us
     Jake: I always thought it was Toe-BEE-us, whenever I read the books.
     Marco: What books?
     Cassie: Does anyone else pronounce Hork-Bajir with a D?
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« Reply #1481 on: March 15, 2011, 07:33:00 PM »
     Jake: Alright, you're going down, Visor Three!
     Tom: What did he say?
     Chapman: He said...Visor Three.
     Tom: Visor...like the hat?
     Visser Three: What is a hat? Some kind of earthican insult?
     Chapman: Primitive human headgear.
     Jake: What's his name then?
     Tobias: I always thought it rhymed with Kisser.
     Rachel: No, it's pronounced Visser...Like, Vizzer, right? That's how they say it on the show?
     Marco: Please tell me there isn't a show...
     Visser Three: It is pronounced Vizzer, like the pretty girl says.
     Visser One: No, it is like the bird-boy said. Viss-er.
     Visser Three: What's the hawk's name again? Tobeeus?
     Tobias: It's pronounced Toe-Buy-Us
     Jake: I always thought it was Toe-BEE-us, whenever I read the books.
     Marco: What books?
     Cassie: Does anyone else pronounce Hork-Bajir with a D?


V3 is actually called Kisser Three. It's in #2.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1482 on: March 15, 2011, 07:42:30 PM »
     Alright, but I'm going to call him Vizzer Three, just because that's how I've been pronouncing it since grade six.
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« Reply #1483 on: March 16, 2011, 08:17:41 AM »

V3 is actually called Kisser Three. It's in #2.

The important thing is that we all get the joke.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1484 on: March 16, 2011, 10:56:40 PM »
     Tom: Jake! Stop her!
     Jake: What do you want me to do?
     Tom: She won't leggo my eggo!
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