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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1110 on: January 20, 2010, 10:22:59 PM »
Mira, that was priceless  ;D I'm still cracking up picturing it

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1111 on: January 20, 2010, 11:23:52 PM »
haha ax stumping erek? awesome ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1112 on: January 21, 2010, 07:30:09 AM »
lol Mira, I wanna draw it ^^

It would be funny if somebody, from the jokes we wrote here, would write a fanfiction/parody about Animorphs, with them acting in a strange way and having strange adventures. It'd be different to Vegemorphs, though.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1113 on: February 07, 2010, 03:39:49 PM »
I agree, that would be fun^_^

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1114 on: February 16, 2010, 12:15:15 PM »
Marco: Hey Ax, can you make these speakers emit thought speak?
Ax: <No problem.>
Marco: And will the thought speak reach the yeerk pool?
Ax: <Yes it will>

The next day at the pool.

Visser 3: WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG!!!!! LOCATE THE SOURCE IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Controller: (yells) It, It's.... protected by Andalite firewalls. It's impossible to locate it. We need to send a search team.

Marco: Ha, Ha, HA. ;D  So the entire yeerk pool is currently filled with 150db loud noises in their heads right? And there's no way to block the noise from there?
Ax: <Ha, Ha, Ha, yes. Ha,>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1115 on: February 16, 2010, 01:38:46 PM »
These loud noises... I'm totally seeing Visser 3 being RickRolled ;D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1116 on: February 17, 2010, 08:19:12 AM »
Oh my god, that is the most ingenoiusly evil thing ever!


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1117 on: February 19, 2010, 04:24:11 AM »
Rachel:"I hate getting dressed up and fashion!! Can't we spend time helping sick animals, Cassie?" ;D

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1118 on: March 07, 2010, 10:55:07 AM »
*the Animorphs (except Tobias) are all standing around in a Burger King parking lot, having just been informed by Erek that the world leaders of six major powers will be holding a summit in their town. Tobias arrives*

Tobias: <Hey, Jake, catch!>

*Tobias drops the morphing cube. Jake catches it*

Tobias: <No problem. David's window was wide open. I know you said to report back first, but I figured it was too good an opportunity not to just grab it myself>

Jake: *nodding* "Good. That's one less problem for us to deal with. Now we don't have to worry about this 'David' guy. Let's figure out how to save the leaders of the free world. "



I guess they would have said it... they just never did...

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1119 on: March 07, 2010, 03:28:18 PM »
*the Animorphs (except Tobias) are all standing around in a Burger King parking lot, having just been informed by Erek that the world leaders of six major powers will be holding a summit in their town. Tobias arrives*

Tobias: <Hey, Jake, catch!>

*Tobias drops the morphing cube. Jake catches it*

Tobias: <No problem. David's window was wide open. I know you said to report back first, but I figured it was too good an opportunity not to just grab it myself>

Jake: *nodding* "Good. That's one less problem for us to deal with. Now we don't have to worry about this 'David' guy. Let's figure out how to save the leaders of the free world. "



I guess they would have said it... they just never did...

that was the biggest face-palm moment in the entire series. So much plot-induced stupidity in that book.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1120 on: March 07, 2010, 03:35:15 PM »
yes that was def a big face palm moment. good one toomin!

i still cant get in the habit of callin u by ur new name :P
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1121 on: March 07, 2010, 09:23:35 PM »
You know, that book was a good example of plot induced stupidity. It shouldn't have been that hard to get the box, and they shouldn't have ignored David's personal needs. Having him stay in the barn? What, don't you have a friend you can trust who has a bed, TV, heat, and such? Like Erek?

Hmm, must find something on topic to post. What about this?

*Anis in Cassie's barn eating cereal.*
Visser Three: *Bursts in* I demand your cereal now!
Cassie: Silly Visser. Trix are for kids.
Visser Three: Fools. You cannot stop me. *morphs a teenager their age.
Rachel: The plan worked! Get him! *everyone piles on V3 and beats him to death.
Jake: Good work. The world is saved, thank to Trix. I know I've said no great battle has ever involved oatmeal, but cereal is a different story.


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1122 on: March 07, 2010, 10:43:38 PM »
haha trix is awesome lol
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1123 on: March 07, 2010, 11:54:12 PM »
haha animorphs could be to trix what bart simpson is to butterfingers

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1124 on: March 08, 2010, 03:03:25 AM »
Yeah, where's the Yeerk that forgets what the code word is?


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