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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1095 on: January 13, 2010, 04:47:33 PM »
lol I imagine if they mistaken... ^^'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1096 on: January 13, 2010, 04:50:53 PM »
I love this thread. All of these recent ones are so amazing  :)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1097 on: January 13, 2010, 05:02:15 PM »
Yeah, I even keep the jokes in files ;) If one day this thread disappear (I don't know, if the database bugs and loose the thread?!) so I'll still have them and can re-read them ;)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1098 on: January 14, 2010, 02:46:52 AM »
(One night, Jake returns home in his falcon morph)
Jake:<That was the most toughest mission yet! Good thing we won. I'm soooooo exhausted.>

Jake lies on the bed and is asleep in seconds.
Next morning.

Jake:<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO DEMORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

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At the end of book 13 when Tobias first shows up as human
Marco: YES! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE YEERKS WERE'NT REAL!!!!!!!!
All of the human-controllers stare at Marco.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1099 on: January 14, 2010, 06:53:45 AM »
:rofl: Cams, very good ones ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1100 on: January 14, 2010, 09:20:36 PM »
Lol.  Nice, Cams.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1101 on: January 16, 2010, 04:50:05 PM »
(One night, Jake returns home in his falcon morph)
Jake:<That was the most toughest mission yet! Good thing we won. I'm soooooo exhausted.>

Jake lies on the bed and is asleep in seconds.
Next morning.

Jake:<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO DEMORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

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At the end of book 13 when Tobias first shows up as human
Marco: YES! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE YEERKS WERE'NT REAL!!!!!!!!
All of the human-controllers stare at Marco.

Tom: Jake! Where are you? Why is there a bird in your bed?


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1102 on: January 17, 2010, 08:07:43 AM »
(One night, Jake returns home in his falcon morph)
Jake:<That was the most toughest mission yet! Good thing we won. I'm soooooo exhausted.>

Jake lies on the bed and is asleep in seconds.
Next morning.

Jake:<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO DEMORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

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At the end of book 13 when Tobias first shows up as human
Marco: YES! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE YEERKS WERE'NT REAL!!!!!!!!
All of the human-controllers stare at Marco.

Tom: Jake! Where are you? Why is there a bird in your bed?

Jake: Tom, you gonna laugh... I'm the bird... I was trying the Andalite technology and I'm trapped now! Please help me! Tell Visser 3 I gonna tell him who are the other Andalite bandits if he uses the Yeerk technology to reverse it! I'm sure he can do something, please HELP ME!!
*Few minutes later*
Jake: Tom, free me from this cage! You don't understand!
Tom: I way prefer you like that, little bro' ;) So who is your other bird friend? I'm beginning a collection of nothlits.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1103 on: January 18, 2010, 02:17:30 AM »
Aximili  playing with the internet joins a chat room

Marco: So Ax you think our technology sucks still?
Aximili: < Marco your technology doesn't suck it is incapable of sucking. However your human technology is quite ..horrible>
Marco: Sigh
Aximili: < However this is quite amusing and strangely enjoyable>
Marco: Let me see.

Chat Online

Visser3 : This internet is wonderful
M8ty Bob: so you are a Visser eh
Visser3 : if i was not than why would i have that as a name
M8ty Bob: what if i told you i was a Visser
Visser3 : well maybe you are Visser7 or something

Marco: what are you doing ...wait you ...are Visser3 online
Aximili: < Of course who would suspect i'm not him


Meanwhile at Yeerk pool
Visser 3: < NOOO BUT I'M THE REAL VISSER3>
Random controller: What seems to be the problem Visser
Visser 3: < THAT IS NOT ME !!! T_T >
Random controller: wait ...you are M8ty Bob?
Visser3: <I wanted to be inconspicuous >





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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1104 on: January 18, 2010, 03:31:23 AM »
haha shark thats awesome ;D


ax: jake, i've decided ima do my own thing. go through my rebelious stage. i'm sick of always being told what to do. Ima eat ciggarrett butts if i want, ima pig out on all the food i want. ima go out every night, you can't stop me
Jake: so, what exactly are you getting at ax?
ax: i am a teenage rebel.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1105 on: January 18, 2010, 08:28:09 AM »
:rofl: Shark, I love it! Awesome ^^ :rofl2:

Good one too, Estrid ^^
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1106 on: January 18, 2010, 03:56:09 PM »
Ax (human morph): Yes, Prince Jake.
Jake: Ax, don't call me Prince.
Ax: WHY SO SERIOUSSS? Ious. SerIOUS. SSSSSS.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1107 on: January 18, 2010, 05:25:44 PM »
Hahaha.  That's awesome
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1108 on: January 18, 2010, 07:17:53 PM »
HAHA Joker FTW!!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #1109 on: January 20, 2010, 06:59:09 PM »
Ax: *playing with sounds* I am an andalite liiiiite
Erek: Well thanks for <informing me> *turns into Visser 3*
Ax: NOOO Wait, how did you acquire an android?
Visser 3: <That was easy...> *turns into Erek again*
Erek: I didn't... but you should have seen your face hahahaha
Ax: Oh but I knew all the time that you weren't Visser 3 because...<I am Visser 3>
Erek: NOO AAAAA *runs away*
Visser 3: *demorphs to Ax again*
Ax: That was fun...