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Offline Faerie Larka

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #540 on: April 10, 2009, 03:10:40 PM »
Quote from: Bjparker0385 on April 10, 2009, 12:42:14 PM
Crayak: Your move Ellimist
Ellimist: Huh? What? *staring at TV screen* Sorry I was watching "Lost". What the hell is going on in this show, I've seen ahead all 7 seasons, and i'm still confused as to what's going on.
Crayak: Uh, Ellimist? Fate of your favorite species here?
Ellimist: Yeah, yeah... *still staring at screen*
Crayak: ELLIMIST!
Ellimist: *whips head to look at Crayak* What!?!
Crayak: F*ckin' move!
Ellimist: Fine... next commercial.

*six hours later*

Crayak: Wait, so they still don't know what the shadow monster thing is?
Ellimist: Nope.
Crayak: WHAT THE HELL?
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #541 on: April 10, 2009, 03:32:39 PM »
Jake: Ax, get me a soda.
Ax: <Yes Prince Jake.> *retrieves soda*
Jake: Ax, fluff my pillow.
Ax: <Of course Prince Jake.> *hand Jake the soda and proceeds to fluff his pillow*
Jake: Ax, why doesn't my soda have a straw?
Ax: <Sorry Prince Jake.> *inserts straw*
Jake: Ahem, *Jake nods towards the bendy part of the straw*
Ax: <My apologies Prince Jake.> *Ax bends straw* Is everything satisfactory Prince Jake?
Jake: Yes Ax, thank you. *takes another sip of soda*
Ax: <You're welcome Prince Jake, and Prince Jake?>
Jake: Yes?
Ax: <I'd just like to say, again...>
Jake: What is it?
Ax: <I'm so sorry for cutting off all your limbs. I didn't mean to, I absorbed those cool mushrooms.>
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #542 on: April 10, 2009, 05:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Bjparker0385 on April 10, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
Jake: Ax, get me a soda.
Ax: <Yes Prince Jake.> *retrieves soda*
Jake: Ax, fluff my pillow.
Ax: <Of course Prince Jake.> *hand Jake the soda and proceeds to fluff his pillow*
Jake: Ax, why doesn't my soda have a straw?
Ax: <Sorry Prince Jake.> *inserts straw*
Jake: Ahem, *Jake nods towards the bendy part of the straw*
Ax: <My apologies Prince Jake.> *Ax bends straw* Is everything satisfactory Prince Jake?
Jake: Yes Ax, thank you. *takes another sip of soda*
Ax: <You're welcome Prince Jake, and Prince Jake?>
Jake: Yes?
Ax: <I'd just like to say, again...>
Jake: What is it?
Ax: <I'm so sorry for cutting off all your limbs. I didn't mean to, I absorbed those cool mushrooms.>
Oh man, that cracked me up! You set it up like Jake is taking advantage of Ax, then he's like <I'm sorry I cut all your limbs off.>. Priceless!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #543 on: April 10, 2009, 05:44:43 PM »
it started out as a power play, but then it evolv- nay, it morphed into something funnier.



Cassie: Look, look, look. It's bambi, awww...
*Shotgun breaks silence, the fawn falls dead*
Cassie: Awww... now it's bambi's mother.
Jake: that was a nice shot Marco.
Marco: Me? I didn't shoot it, I shot at a bird that flew away.
Tobias: <What the HELL, Man!>
Marco: Dude! Was that you?
Tobias: <Yeah! I was trying to score some dinner, and alluva sudden I see a wall of a buck shot coming right at me!>
Marco: Buck shot? No that was a doe.
Tobias: <Not the deer you idiot, the type of ammo you used!>
Marco: Oh, sorry man.
Tobias: <F*ck you Marco>
*shotgun fires again*
Tobias: <What the hell!>
Jake: Cassie, that wasn't nice.
Cassie: Tee hee.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #544 on: April 10, 2009, 06:11:21 PM »
haha to both parker
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #545 on: April 10, 2009, 06:18:18 PM »
I try.  ;D


Tom: Jake, you wanna shoot hoops?
Jake: Nah, I gotta break into this Sharing meeting
Tom: The Sharing? Oh i heard about them, never actually checked them out yet. What're they like?
Jake:Well, the junior members are cool enough, but the Senior members infect you with a parasite that takes over your entire body and... steals your life, basically.
Tom: Cool, so this is like a Role Playing club?
Jake: No, they actually put a parasitic slug into people's ear, man.
Tom: uh-huh. So you're going to break up the meeting huh?
Jake: Yeah why? You wanna come?
Tom: Nah, I gotta practice my Lay-ups.
Jake: Alright, but don't say i didn't offer.
Tom: Later bro.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #546 on: April 10, 2009, 06:34:33 PM »
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Rachel: "I like to think it's because our hearts are pure."

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I just burst out laughing and scared my dog. I hope that you are happy.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #547 on: April 10, 2009, 06:43:48 PM »
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Rachel: Wasn't it a bit obvious that david was evil? I mean his constant aggression towards us and...
Marco: You're one to talk.
Rachel: Shut up or I'll pound your face into the wall.
 
 

LOL i just giggled for like 5 minutes
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #548 on: April 10, 2009, 06:48:04 PM »
Crayak: Drode?
Drode: yeah?
Crayak: Do you ever get lonely?
Drode: No, I'm the one down there messing with people.
Crayak: Right, right. But don't you ever get lonely when there's down time and there's nothing to do, and you're by yourself eating 200 tons of Rocky road?
Drode: ...
          ...
          ...no
Crayak: me either.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #549 on: April 10, 2009, 10:10:29 PM »
Lol.  Nice, Parker.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #550 on: April 10, 2009, 10:53:18 PM »
Jake: OMG MARCO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Marco: Get lost Jake! Marco is in the middle of his special happy alone time!
Jake: Oooh my eyes my poor burning eyes!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #551 on: April 10, 2009, 10:54:55 PM »
Oh...oh goodness.  That's special, Brad.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #552 on: April 10, 2009, 11:55:34 PM »
Rachel: Do thes shoes come in a size 6?
teller: Ma'am those are clown shoes.
Rachel: I know, but it accentuates my thighs really well
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #553 on: April 11, 2009, 12:58:38 AM »
lol
Parker+Faerie one is amazing! And the dialog between Jake and Ax!! So cool! (except that I don't understand why Ax talk about mushrooms)
And next to the strange Marco... I have Rachel with her new clown shoes... in mind ^^' Really, thanks Parker!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #554 on: April 11, 2009, 07:12:00 AM »
Anything I ca do to help.

Quote from: Dameg on April 11, 2009, 12:58:38 AM
(except that I don't understand why Ax talk about mushrooms)


while walking, Ax crushed and ate some 'shrooms. Had a bad trip, and cut off Jake's limbs.


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Rachel: Hey Melissa.
Melissa: Whatcha up to this weekend?
Rachel: I have to try and kill your father.
Melissa: *stands motionless with mouth open in shock*
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