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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #480 on: March 04, 2009, 04:55:46 AM »
It become harder and harder to find new ones... We wrote 32 pages of... !!!  :facepalm:

[spoiler="A bad one, don't read it ^^'"]

*Jake seeing Tom playing Basketball*
Jake: Hey! What happens! You're back in the Basketball team?
Tom: Yeah, Visser Three thinks it'd be good if we win the next game. We'll play against Visser One's team!
Jake: Great! May I help you?
Marco: You really wanna play against you best friend?[/spoiler]
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #481 on: March 04, 2009, 05:14:50 PM »
haha dameg thats actually pretty good!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #482 on: March 04, 2009, 11:31:03 PM »
Thanks ^^' but not as good as the last ones...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #483 on: March 05, 2009, 04:32:48 PM »
Lol.  I liked that one, Dameg
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #484 on: March 05, 2009, 07:28:08 PM »
Elfangor: I am your father!
Tobias: NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE.
Elfangor: Search your feelings you know it is true.

Ax in human morph: ahakaaaakakakakakaa kakakakaka. (foaming)
Jake: Does Ax have rabies or something his mouth is foaming and he kindof looks like he is going
Tobias: Oh, no he is just testing the Coke/pop-rocks myth.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #485 on: March 05, 2009, 07:29:15 PM »
That second one was great!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #486 on: March 05, 2009, 07:47:41 PM »
Hahaha.  Pop rocks and coke!

Ax: That sensation was odd.  Painful, yet amusing.  On the the mentos and diet coke!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #487 on: March 05, 2009, 09:22:32 PM »
Quote from: JFalcon on February 28, 2009, 06:45:08 AM
Publisher: Wow. The Invasion, we'll start printing right away, it's an awesome story, Mr . . .
Jake: I can't tell you my last name.
Publisher: Okay, where do I send your share of the money from the publication?
Jake: I can't tell you where I live.
Publisher: Yes, you covered that in the book, but how am I going to find you?
Jake: Well, we won't let them find us.
Publisher: . . . so basically I can keep all the money?

Best one in the thread.  Good job.   :)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #488 on: March 05, 2009, 11:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Galladerotom on March 05, 2009, 07:28:08 PM
Elfangor: I am your father!
Tobias: NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE.
Elfangor: Search your feelings you know it is true.

I was waiting for that in the TV show, just to laugh a lot... and I think they did it ^^'
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #489 on: March 07, 2009, 02:31:48 PM »
Many years in the future...


Jake: Cassie what's wrong it's 9 months left
Cassie: We have to save the other sperms, they are living creatures too.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #490 on: March 07, 2009, 09:23:49 PM »
And, with that, this thread has jumped the shark, I'm afraid.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #491 on: March 14, 2009, 11:36:52 PM »
Ax: "We are not the Andalites you're looking for" *waves tail in Jedi way*
I think by now we're just thinking of funny situations regardless of whether or not the characters would or wouldn't say it.
Hork Bajirs: "Hammer time!"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #492 on: April 02, 2009, 06:44:56 AM »
Quote from: wildweathel on March 07, 2009, 09:23:49 PM
And, with that, this thread has jumped the shark, I'm afraid.

Welcome to reality. It did for about 1000 years ago. But as long as it is fun...

Here is more


On Cassie's birthday, she find Jake's gift and opens it to find the most beautiful white and black kitten it the entire universe...

Cassie: JAKE HOW DARE YOU LOCK AN ANIMAL UP IN A BOX FOR THAT LONG. JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU I WILL NAME THIS CAT VISSER 3... at least today
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #493 on: April 02, 2009, 06:50:35 AM »
Visser Three: (sigh) pack it up boys, in this race for world domination we're just no match for Wal-Mart and their everyday low prices . . .
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #494 on: April 02, 2009, 06:56:08 AM »
Rachal: OMG Tobias you carnt eat that mouse here!! Your in human morph!!
Tobias:*spits out live mouse* I have a problem...
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