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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #240 on: January 06, 2009, 12:34:19 AM »
Quote from: demos666 on January 05, 2009, 10:40:32 PM
Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
I think that's already been said before...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #241 on: January 06, 2009, 06:20:27 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on January 06, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
Quote from: demos666 on January 05, 2009, 10:40:32 PM
Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
I think that's already been said before...
Yeah, it was.

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Wow, I didn't expect people to notice my post, being a newbie and all ^^;; Thank you so much for the kind words you guys  ;D

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PS: Peach Girl rocks too ;) (and this guy was always my favorite character)

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #242 on: January 06, 2009, 07:03:39 AM »
Marco: That Edward Cullen is soooo dreamy...

Cassie: Ya'lls GOT to be checkin out Kanye's new beat! It's DOPE!

Ellimist: Where did you get those CHEESE PUFFS? I have been around for MILLIONS of years and those were absolutely the best cheese puffs I have ever had. Seriously, Farmers market? Trader Joes? Did you make them yourself? Do you have a recipe? I remember this one time... one time Crayak had a ****tail party, you know, formal attire, suits, ties, dresses for the women... yeah, well anyway, he had the BEST little mini-sausage links. And he would NOT give out the recipe, said it was a family tradition. Can you believe that? And then of course the server spills that special brown dipping sauce all over my frock! And I had JUST taken it to the dry cleaners, so I really let that poor guy have it. And can you believe it, he started crying right there! The server, in the middle of a party, shed actual tears. And of course YOU know Crayak, he just refused to pay the dry cleaning bill. Long story short, that's how this whole thing between me and Crayak really got started.

Cassie's Dad: Hey kids, I'm coming into the barn now. The barn that I own, and that has all of my animals. The barn that I would logically want to enter at least once in 54 books. At least thats what you'd think.

Elfangor: Oh crap! Wrong Tobias! My bad.

Teacher: Welcome to the first day of class! Cassie?
Cassie: Yes ma'am, present.
Teacher: Cassie, how exactly do you pronounce your last name?
Cassie: I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't tell you that. My last name doesn't matter.
Teacher: Excuse me? Why's that?
Cassie: Because then they would find me. And I can't let that happen.
Teacher: ...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #243 on: January 06, 2009, 07:25:41 AM »
not that it wasn't funny, but cassie's dad has gone into the barn at least twice in 50+ books.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #244 on: January 06, 2009, 07:32:07 AM »
Hahaha, well as long as it was funny =D

Ax: Prince Jake?
Jake: Ax... you don't have to... oh well, what is it?
Ax: I think... I swallowed... a battery...

Maury Povich: Jake, you ARE the father!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #245 on: January 06, 2009, 02:57:27 PM »
haha dahjo all those are funny!


my turn:

cassie: i would like my steake rare plz

rachel: cassie, can i borrow ur overalls for the school dance tomorrow?

marco: (in a serious tone)  dude let's do it let's go! i HATE not running of to battle!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #246 on: January 07, 2009, 12:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Toby on June 19, 2008, 06:29:28 PM
Jara Hamee- "E equals MC Squared."

Erek- "I'm really more of a cat person..."

Visser Three- "Do the Andalite bandites want a cookie?! I baked them with extra sugar and chocolate chunks... of love!"




hahaha e=mc2 is so funny xDxD good thinking man
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #247 on: January 07, 2009, 12:13:51 PM »
Quote from: dahjo on January 06, 2009, 07:03:39 AM
Ellimist: Where did you get those CHEESE PUFFS? I have been around for MILLIONS of years and those were absolutely the best cheese puffs I have ever had. Seriously, Farmers market? Trader Joes? Did you make them yourself? Do you have a recipe? I remember this one time... one time Crayak had a ****tail party, you know, formal attire, suits, ties, dresses for the women... yeah, well anyway, he had the BEST little mini-sausage links. And he would NOT give out the recipe, said it was a family tradition. Can you believe that? And then of course the server spills that special brown dipping sauce all over my frock! And I had JUST taken it to the dry cleaners, so I really let that poor guy have it. And can you believe it, he started crying right there! The server, in the middle of a party, shed actual tears. And of course YOU know Crayak, he just refused to pay the dry cleaning bill. Long story short, that's how this whole thing between me and Crayak really got started.

This sounds Whedon-esque. Did you get this off a show and alter it or something? Because it sounds like something a character on one of his shows would say. :P


Quote from: morfowt on January 06, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
Quote from: demos666 on January 05, 2009, 10:40:32 PM
Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
I think that's already been said before...

Alrighty, let's change it around then. Continued:

Ax (morphs into Rachel): "Too sexy for this body, too sexy for this body, so sexy by faaaaar."
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #248 on: January 07, 2009, 12:19:38 PM »
Quote from: Dameg on January 06, 2009, 06:20:27 AM
We ALWAYS see the newbies ^^ And you didn't posted in the Presentations, so I'm inviting you to do it ^^
This one is good too ;)

Thankies  :D

Presentations? Ummm, whoops? ^^;;; I'll go look... for that thread? (ultimate n00b)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #249 on: January 07, 2009, 04:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Lazy Reaper on January 07, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
This sounds Whedon-esque. Did you get this off a show and alter it or something? Because it sounds like something a character on one of his shows would say. :P

Nah, that was stream of conscious. Probably had more Seinfeld in my mind than anything.

But let's be honest, Whedonesque is like the 5th site on my favorites list, haha. I can't wait for Dollhouse! Been a Whedon fan since like Buffy season 3... I could go on man... I could go on...

I'm gonna go hunt for Whedon threads now, lol.

Tobias: ****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks!

Ben Folds love...
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Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #250 on: January 07, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »
dahjo, a Ben Folds reference always makes my day.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #251 on: January 07, 2009, 08:33:36 PM »
Cassie: If only you were black, Jake, then our relationship would be more socially accepted!

Are racial jokes not allowed? :O
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #252 on: January 08, 2009, 04:32:09 AM »
We have 2 funny new members ^^ Great!

I don't know if somebody did it, so...:

Elfangor (Book #1, approaching Tobias for the first time): I am your father.

Visser 1 to the Council of Thirteen: I'm sorry but I can't fight for you anymore. I have 3 children on Earth, they're waiting for me and I feel now I should take care of them. So please let Esplin 9466 to be the new Visser 1 and give me a good spaceship, I should hurry, Marco will soon go out from school.

Tom: I go outside tonight.
Jake: Yes, I know, you go to the Pool. See you there!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #253 on: January 08, 2009, 05:07:56 AM »
Quote from: Dameg on January 08, 2009, 04:32:09 AM
Visser 1 to the Council of Thirteen: I'm sorry but I can't fight for you anymore. I have 3 children on Earth, they're waiting for me and I feel now I should take care of them. So please let Esplin 9466 to be the new Visser 1 and give me a good spaceship, I should hurry, Marco will soon go out from school.
I get what you're trying to say, but because of the grammar, it's not as funny as it could be...
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #254 on: January 08, 2009, 05:20:54 AM »
Quote from: morfowt on January 08, 2009, 05:07:56 AM
Quote from: Dameg on January 08, 2009, 04:32:09 AM
Visser 1 to the Council of Thirteen: I'm sorry but I can't fight for you anymore. I have 3 children on Earth, they're waiting for me and I feel now I should take care of them. So please let Esplin 9466 to be the new Visser 1 and give me a good spaceship, I should hurry, Marco will soon go out from school.
I get what you're trying to say, but because of the grammar, it's not as funny as it could be...
Oh T_T My English grammar is too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. ..
Please, somebody can correct it?
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