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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #225 on: December 14, 2008, 03:55:26 AM »
[spoiler]in book #55
Rachel: *insert anything*
because she's DEAD :P[/spoiler]
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #226 on: December 14, 2008, 06:15:24 AM »
lol nice Goom haha. sad too, really.



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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #227 on: December 14, 2008, 09:06:50 AM »
Ouch man, I liked Rachel.

Marco (laughing hard): Wow ax, that was the best joke I've ever heard.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #228 on: December 14, 2008, 04:40:16 PM »
*on the Andalite Homeworld*

Marco: <We have to demorph, we only have 2 Earth minutes left!>
Ax: <They're everyone's minutes!>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #229 on: December 14, 2008, 06:14:19 PM »
Quote from: The Chocolate Man on December 14, 2008, 04:40:16 PM
*on the Andalite Homeworld*

Marco: <We have to demorph, we only have 2 Earth minutes left!>
Ax: <They're everyone's minutes!>

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oh man that woulda been awesome had that occurred!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #230 on: January 04, 2009, 02:50:47 AM »
I don't know who posted this, but it was too funny to pass.

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*A field of wildflowers. Butterflies flit from blossom to blossom. Standing on either side of this perfect meadow .... Two lonely blue figures .... *

Elfangor: Visser Three?
Visser Three: Elfangor?
Elfangor: Oh my god, it IS you!
Visser Three: I thought you were dead! I mean eating you and all ... I didn't have my coffee that morning.
Elfangor: I forgive you! *laughs*

*sappy music cue*

*Both run through the flowers, kicking up petals, scattering butterflies. The sun suddenly bursts from a cloud. They embrace, vaseline coated camera shot, blurry.*

Elfangor: Friends?
Visser Three: Forever.

XD

Anyway...

Cassie: Waitwaitwait, we're supposed to CARE about these human-controllers? GET OUT!

Jake: Who said I didn't want to be leader?

Jake: Man, this Animorph gig is the best thing that's ever happened to me since Tom became a Yeerk!
Marco: We only learned about Tom being a yeerk after we became Animorphs, Jake.
Jake: ... Right. Sure we did.

Tobias: You mean... Rachel died? God, FINALLY! I need to go get me some female hawks.

Rachel: Oh God, this war is going on waaaay too long. Can we like, just quit now?

Ellimist: As I was saying... *spots Cassie dozing off* WTF, CASSIE, PAY ATTENTION! I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF

Marco: Okay, I get it. I'm not cute, I'm not funny, and I'm not smart. Do you wanna say something else, huh Cassie? Anything else to make me feel "better"?
Cassie: You're not very tall either.

Ax: Yo yo yo, up in 'ere, we gonna have a paaaawty, 'iight?
Marco:... Ax?
Ax: What is it, Marco?
Marco: When did you start talking like that?
Ax: Well, the "rappers" in "These Messages" always speak like that...

Cassie: Say, Marco?
Marco: Yeah, Cassie?
Cassie: I'm bored of Jake, can I be with you now?
Marco: I thought you'd never ask.

Jake: YESYESYES, ALL MIIINE! YOU'RE ALLL MIIIINNNEEE! DIE YEERKS! DIIIEEEE!!!

Rachel: So, let me get this straight. Some alien comes from outer space, forces in to a war we don't even want to fight, where we have a strong chance of dying and... and we're expected to WRITE about it?
KA: That's about right.

Tobias: Emo Bird-boy, huh. So, tell me, how is this any different from Emo Blond-boy?

And I thought my geek heart couldn't soar any higher  ;D :D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #231 on: January 04, 2009, 03:08:52 AM »
I always love this thread. I always. I always.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #232 on: January 04, 2009, 04:16:43 AM »
haha uza chan those are awesome! way to come into raf with a bang ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #233 on: January 04, 2009, 04:23:47 AM »
LMAO, those were great Uza! ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #234 on: January 04, 2009, 02:46:43 PM »
Ahahaha, that is marvelously well done!
Welcome to RAF! ;D


And now a tribute to a certain fanfic by our own MusicMan:

Rachel: *whispers something to Cassie*
Cassie: *raises eyebrow, giggles, whispers back*
Rachel: *giggle-SNORT!!* Hahahah, noooo!!! Oooh, you're BAAD, Cassie!!
Tobias: <Hey, you guys know that I can HEAR you, right?!>
Jake: *looks oblivious*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #235 on: January 04, 2009, 02:52:07 PM »
Cassie: Ax get out of the plane i wanna drop the nuke!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #236 on: January 05, 2009, 04:36:39 AM »
Uza, you ROCK!!!!
PS: Peach Girl rocks too ;) (and this guy was always my favorite character)
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #237 on: January 05, 2009, 08:59:11 PM »
Marco's Dad: Hey, Marco!  Guess what?  I'm remarrying! 
Marco: That's great dad!  We can finally forget about my old mom and get on with life!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #238 on: January 05, 2009, 10:32:14 PM »
Wow, I didn't expect people to notice my post, being a newbie and all ^^;; Thank you so much for the kind words you guys  ;D

Quote from: Dameg on January 05, 2009, 04:36:39 AM
Uza, you ROCK!!!!
PS: Peach Girl rocks too ;) (and this guy was always my favorite character)

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Jake: "goods"?
Marco: Yeah, you know, the goods
Jake: Oh... ohhhh! Those goods! *hands over the goods*
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #239 on: January 05, 2009, 10:40:32 PM »
Ax: I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
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