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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2010, 07:40:35 AM »
...WHAT? WHAT? *launches self at Cody* WE HAVE TO GET IT OUT! *attaches self to your head*

HEY! At least one RAFian has to keep some of their sanity! I need to remain the way I am to serve as a beacon to others! :P Oh, and Steph, you make a GREAT fedora. :P

^_^ Thank you. I've always thought I was a great fashion statement.

Haha. Very nice. I Lol'd at the "'SKYE!' 'UNCLE TOM' *embrace*" bit. :P

Yes, well, you see, the bottle there actually contains the majority of the RAFians sanity. What happens is, when the Seal isn't around to collect sanity, it's deposited in the bottle, then the Seal comes 'round and vacuums it up with the Sanity Sucker 3000.

Although... I just realized, I never had mine extracted. o.0 And I haven't fully lost it yet, either. o.0 Dang it, I don't use the Bored Board enough... :P


=3  :bow3: glad to hear it.  I watch a lot of British comedy; that's my writer's resume so far.

Ahhh!  ...Wowee.  Y'all collect a lot of sanity around here!  Thank goodness; it's a public nuisance, that sanity stuff.  Get all of it you can.  IT KILLS.

In fact, you should perhaps have a commercial for the site, runs something like,
"RAF - my anti-sanity." ala the anti-drug campaigns.

IT DOES KILL. Statistics show that every single person who has ever died has, at one point in their life, been sane.

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2010, 09:58:48 AM »
Haha. Very nice. I Lol'd at the "'SKYE!' 'UNCLE TOM' *embrace*" bit. :P

Yes, well, you see, the bottle there actually contains the majority of the RAFians sanity. What happens is, when the Seal isn't around to collect sanity, it's deposited in the bottle, then the Seal comes 'round and vacuums it up with the Sanity Sucker 3000.

Although... I just realized, I never had mine extracted. o.0 And I haven't fully lost it yet, either. o.0 Dang it, I don't use the Bored Board enough... :P


=3  :bow3: glad to hear it.  I watch a lot of British comedy; that's my writer's resume so far.

Ahhh!  ...Wowee.  Y'all collect a lot of sanity around here!  Thank goodness; it's a public nuisance, that sanity stuff.  Get all of it you can.  IT KILLS.

In fact, you should perhaps have a commercial for the site, runs something like,
"RAF - my anti-sanity." ala the anti-drug campaigns.

IT DOES KILL. Statistics show that every single person who has ever died has, at one point in their life, been sane.

Whoa... you're right! And science has proven that up to 74% of people will die at some point in their lives! Sanity must be stopped!

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2010, 11:17:02 AM »
We here at RAF are trying to stop the scourge that is Sanity.

*opens door to show random hobo* For a dollar a day, you can help this poor man remain completely batty. *closes door*

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2010, 10:05:37 PM »
"Whoa... you're right! And science has proven that up to 74% of people will die at some point in their lives! Sanity must be stopped!"


A WHOLE 74%?!?  WHAT ARE WE DOING WROOOONG. -sinks to knees-  How could we have failed our populous so?  Our medical industry is in a shambles.  This is... this is shaming.  74%.  Doomed to mortality.

We here at RAF are trying to stop the scourge that is Sanity.

*opens door to show random hobo* For a dollar a day, you can help this poor man remain completely batty. *closes door*

Your money (83% of it) will go DIRECTLY to the sanity-afflicted, to provide care in the form of off-beat pop-tart flavors served in bulk, headbands made to look like an arrow going through their head, rainbow-coloured trousers and a scholarship to the local Village Idiot University, where John Cleese will instruct them in the finer points of retaining and perfecting silliness.

...The other %17?  ...Not important.
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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2010, 10:12:38 PM »
HEY. *pokes Skyeee* Hey you. Why aren't you on AIM? D:

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« Reply #50 on: April 20, 2010, 10:16:18 PM »
HEY. *pokes Skyeee* Hey you. Why aren't you on AIM? D:


Because I was TRYING to be productive and you are a (albeit fluffy) distraction.  Oh well.  *clicks Trillian*  Productivity fail!
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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #51 on: April 20, 2010, 10:17:29 PM »
:P Also... you should branch out. *waves arms* explore new horizons! ...or... something... Hey! You're a Jr. Member! :D *gets a tear* I'm so proud.

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« Reply #52 on: April 20, 2010, 10:31:14 PM »
:P Also... you should branch out. *waves arms* explore new horizons! ...or... something... Hey! You're a Jr. Member! :D *gets a tear* I'm so proud.


New horizons!.... where?  on other planets?  I've seen this horizon several hundred mornings already.

I am! *squee*   :hyper:  I got'd a STAR!  -shines it with sleeve-
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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #53 on: April 20, 2010, 10:36:15 PM »
Hehehehe... Skyeee, I think I like you. You should really post on this forum more often...

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2010, 04:04:23 AM »
Skyeee. D: Come back from the far reaches of the universe!

Because I'm pretty sure that's where you must've gone. It's the only explanation.

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2010, 10:14:25 AM »
So... like... she's on one of the less active RP's?

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2010, 12:08:54 PM »
XD Something like that.

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2010, 09:58:40 PM »
Ni ce to meet you Skye ima the other SKYE :P

they meet at last!

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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2010, 01:55:25 PM »
Hi Skyeee (eeee!), I'm Tara!  Welcome to RAF, sorry for being so late about it XD


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Re: ...Me? Well, if you insist...
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2010, 05:22:08 PM »
Rawr.  :-X Skyeee needs to come on RAF more. Actually, she needs to come online more period. D: Skyeee! I miss you!