"Whoa... you're right! And science has proven that up to 74% of people will die at some point in their lives! Sanity must be stopped!"
A WHOLE 74%?!? WHAT ARE WE DOING WROOOONG. -sinks to knees- How could we have failed our populous so? Our medical industry is in a shambles. This is... this is shaming. 74%. Doomed to mortality.
We here at RAF are trying to stop the scourge that is Sanity.
*opens door to show random hobo* For a dollar a day, you can help this poor man remain completely batty. *closes door*
Your money (83% of it) will go DIRECTLY to the sanity-afflicted, to provide care in the form of off-beat pop-tart flavors served in bulk, headbands made to look like an arrow going through their head, rainbow-coloured trousers and a scholarship to the local Village Idiot University, where John Cleese will instruct them in the finer points of retaining and perfecting silliness.
...The other %17? ...Not important.