Author Topic: Match.com.....for parasites! (Read 3745 times)

Pez001 · « **on:** August 04, 2008, 09:31:58 PM »

Infestright.com - Find Singles in the Empire's Largest Online Yeerk<->Host Matching Service

I'd place this near the end of the war on Earth (if it were won by the Yeerks), or just after. I tried to fit it in with the nature of their society... better to have a Yeerk and Host who mesh well and compliment each other, and this is a tool which allows that. It helps the Empire to have citizens not hampered by internal strife. It's probably not endorsed by the Empire, and there is a fee because not every Yeerk cares enough to take part. In addition to uninfested Hosts, it's also for Controllers who are so fed up with their current partner that they would gladly shell out $30 or so for a more compatible Host.

Some folks like to have one less thing on their minds, and having a Host who is on the same wavelength as you, one that compliments and can possibly even help you...

also,

Essam 293 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2008, 09:50:57 PM »

Haha, that's so funny! Genius! I love it

Kelran-Isthinar · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2008, 09:57:30 PM »

Nice! Yeerk humor at its best!

Myitt · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2008, 10:08:54 PM »

XD Yay.

musicman88 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2008, 10:43:59 PM »

I lol'd.

Qwerty the Charliecorn · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2008, 10:48:10 PM »

Haha, that's great, dude. I can see thousands of people signing up for this.

Toominator Z · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2008, 04:20:12 PM »

Haha, great stuff. It's notable you spent alot of time one this. Was this an assignment for a class?

Estelore · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2008, 04:27:50 PM »

If you REALLY wanted to make an impact, you should make it so that the links GO SOMEWHERE.
It would be very...interesting.

musicman88 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2008, 09:17:02 PM »

Quote from: Estelore on August 19, 2008, 04:27:50 PM

If you REALLY wanted to make an impact, you should make it so that the links GO SOMEWHERE.
It would be very...interesting.

Um, the link DOES go somewhere...

Pez001 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2008, 05:40:18 AM »

Thanks, all!

Quote from: Toominator on August 19, 2008, 04:20:12 PM

Haha, great stuff. It's notable you spent alot of time one this. Was this an assignment for a class?

Nope. Can't tell whether that's sad or brilliant, but.... ¯\(°_0)/¯
It was more of a "this is a great idea, I should implement it in a way that won't eat up too much time." Hence the lack of links.

Estelore · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:16:13 AM »

Not THAT link, MusicMan.

ANna · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:03:09 AM »

Hahaha. That's funny!

It'd be funnier if it wasn't just a page. Like if it there were links.

musicman88 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Estelore on August 20, 2008, 07:16:13 AM

Not THAT link, MusicMan.

Ah, I get it...

*feels stupid*

Myitt · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2008, 04:22:13 PM »

You so smaaaht Davey ^^

V2113 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2008, 11:58:19 AM »

Omg! The link actually went somewhere! Only you couldn't do anything on the page except for a few thigs. But if u press continue nothing happens. I experimented and it didn't work. So good dramatic effect. It would've been really surprising if it worked... I loled.

:happy34:

Nateosaurus · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2008, 06:38:40 AM »

Hahaha that site rocks! Its really cool.

Yea the links totally need to go somewhere, It'd be awesome.

Myitt · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2009, 05:09:56 PM »

Just bumping this because Davey's work needs to get out there more...and it's fun ;P

Darth Revan · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:44:06 AM »

That site is awesome!

goom · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:20:13 AM »

that's.. hilarious! very very clever.

Dameg · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2009, 11:14:20 AM »

It was about that website I said we should make a page like that, but that would actually be "real". I mean, people would be able to register, login and chat

It'd be so funny!

Darth Revan · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2009, 11:56:34 AM »

How creepy if it actually took off? As an actual dating-type site?

A chat site for controller-wannabes. hahahaha.

Myitt · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:13:40 PM »

Dave would just hafta design all the other parts to it....maybe if we had space to host it on? *wink nudge Richard I'll pay you and be your best friend forever and ever?

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Yeah, I dunno...but it would be really fun. I could so see this happening in some kind of universe where Yeerks and humans were socially and physically intertwined.

Dameg · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:36:09 AM »

Yeah ^^ It'd be so nice!
Let's begin a new project!! Who wanna begin/lead it?

Myitt · « **Reply #23 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »

Haha...well, I don't wanna volunteer Dave, he's got a lot on his plate...but it might be a fun side project for him...we'll see

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