Marco: So here's my plan, we attack the Yeerk Pool in panda morphs.
actually, i can picture marco saying this as one of his many lame, yet funny jokes.
Jake: why can't we just sit in a circle and share our feelings? it might make us feel better you know
Rachel: cassie, can I borrow that top?
Tobias: i want a pigeon morph, they are awesome little dudes
Visser 3 to Visser 1: you are a very attractive specimen, and i would be honored if you would join me for dinner some time. I do have a human morph, after all.
Cassie: i feel like a big mac tonight. or maybe a nice juicy steak
marco: you know, cassie is right. it is cruel to eat meat. I am a vegetarian from now on. also, i have joined green peace.
Ax: i do not believe in honor. i do what i want. also, i dont gotta listen to u, prince jake
Ax(to the Animorphs at a meeting in Cassie's barn)- I am an Andalite and the most superior being here, therefore you will all do as I say! And I say, "DANCE!!"
Visser Three- "We come in peace."
haha these are funny