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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2008, 01:26:55 AM »
Ellimist - "Wow...Earth sucks!"

Crayak - "Hey, Jake, Drode left...Want to be my new best friend?"
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2008, 01:34:59 AM »
helmacron - "we beg you to spare our lives"
helmacron - "we surrender"
helmacron - "we are so weak and pathetic"

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2008, 01:41:22 AM »
Jake: cassie, I think I speak for all of us when I say we've had enough of that tree-hugging bull****

Cassie: You know who I'd really like to kill...

Marco: I hope my dad is a controller, then I could have the set

Visser Three: I gotta admit I'm not really sure, what do you guys think?
I need a second to think this through.

Ax: Hey tobias, guess what? Chicken butt

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2008, 01:45:29 AM »
Marco: I hope my dad is a controller, then I could have the set

That one really made me laugh.
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2008, 01:46:04 AM »
Jake: That was incredible Marco. Now remember the deal, next I get to be Rachael!

Ew. Sounds like the plot of a very warped porn movie.


Here's all I could think of:

Ax: *while shooting a Dracon Beam like a machine gun into a crowd of Yeerks* < Hakuna Matata, ****es! >


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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2008, 01:46:43 AM »
Ax: Hey tobias, guess what? Chicken butt

hey it rhymed

Ax - "even cooler than my tail?"

Yes he has said that in Alternamorphs #1, but seriously, can you imagine him really saying that? I can't.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2008, 04:13:24 AM »


Here's all I could think of:

Ax: *while shooting a Dracon Beam like a machine gun into a crowd of Yeerks* < Hakuna Matata, ****es! >

hahaha great one!!
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2008, 12:35:02 PM »
Ax: <Ew, Ew, Ew! I got some blood on my tail OH MY GOD!,  I CHIPPED MY TAIL NAIL POLISH!>

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2008, 02:37:59 PM »
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Ellimist - "Wow...Earth sucks!"
I don't know why, but that one keeps making me laugh. :P

Visser Three: I think I've come up with a solution that we'll all be happy with!

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2008, 03:16:17 PM »
visser three might say that if the solution is killing alot of stuff
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2008, 02:54:33 AM »

Marco: So here's my plan, we attack the Yeerk Pool in panda morphs.


actually, i can picture marco saying this as one of his many lame, yet funny jokes.



Jake: why can't we just sit in a circle and share our feelings? it might make us feel better you know

Rachel: cassie, can I borrow that top?

Tobias:  i want a pigeon morph, they are awesome little dudes

Visser 3 to Visser 1: you are a very attractive specimen, and i would be honored if you would join me for dinner some time. I do have a human morph, after all.


Cassie: i feel like a big mac tonight. or maybe a nice juicy steak

marco: you know, cassie is right. it is cruel to eat meat. I am a vegetarian from now on. also, i have joined green peace.

Ax: i do not believe in honor. i do what i want. also, i dont gotta listen to u, prince jake




Ax(to the Animorphs at a meeting in Cassie's barn)- I am an Andalite and the most superior being here, therefore you will all do as I say! And I say, "DANCE!!"

Visser Three- "We come in peace."

haha these are funny ;D
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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2008, 03:54:46 AM »
Ax - "ugh. this tail blade is so useless. I just want to cut it off right now."

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2008, 11:19:31 AM »
Cassie: Meat... Good...
I'm just a writer, and my main goal was always to entertain. But I've never let Animorphs turn into just another painless video game version of war, and I wasn't going to do it at the end. I've spent 60 books telling a strange, fanciful war story, sometimes very seriously, sometimes more tongue-in-cheek. I've written a lot of action and a lot of humor and a lot of sheer nonsense. But I have also, again and again, challenged readers to think about what they were reading. To th

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2008, 11:41:50 AM »
Ax: Vecols are extremely useful to Andalite society.

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Re: Things the Animorphs (and other characters) would never say
« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2008, 02:11:33 PM »
These are just so hilarious! I'm laughing so loud the entire house could hear me!