New chapter.
CHAPTER TEN:
Leatherhead's Lamp
It was perhaps a day or two later, and Leatherhead, who wasn't wearing his humansuit as they were safely within the forum, was looking at his new trinket in the company of Cloak, GH, Abby, and Saffa. He was holding it up to his eye, and he thought that it was a bit dustier than he liked. So, he rubbed the dust off . . . which caused the lamp to shake violating as a voice began to roar out of it, almost like ticklish laughter. The lamp itself began to glow.
Cloak's eyes widened with instant recognition what this meant. He wasn't too pleased about it -- not for the reasons that one may expect. So, it was abated dread that Cloak watched as a bunch of blue sparkles and smoke shot from the opening of the oil lamp. Cloak knew full well that it would be a genie, but the genie took on an appearance that Cloak had not anticipated. He looked like a humanization of a
Jirachi with cobalt blue skin with golden clothing and pointed shoes. He wore golden manacles around his wrists, and he . . . looked as if he was a child between the age of ten and twelve.
"Whoaaaaaaa-ooooooh! Oi! Does it feel great to be outta of there!" he exclaimed. "I've had a cramp in my arm for nearly thirteen hundred years!"
With the exception of Cloak, the rest of the RAFians were gobsmacked. They hadn't expected this. Cloak frowned at this. He knew what would come of this. He didn't hate genies as a race, he just despised what they stood for. Making wishes to make your dreams come true? That's far too easy. No effort went into achieving that. Thereby, it won't mean
nearly as much. You're
suppose to go through an experience to shape yourself and your destiny. Just having a magical genie grant you that wish? It makes it meaningless. Effortless. It took nothing to get to that point.
Cloak had to work to master each of the six elements of Earth, Metal, Fire, Air, Water, and Wood. It wasn't easy, but through his tutelage with his grandfather, Sage, he managed. He grew in raw power (although he didn't really like that part). He worked to get over his emotional abuses of his childhood. He learned how to control and manage his emotions. None of that was just handed to him, none of that was just granted by a wish. He worked on all that. He put in the necessary effort. And he came out better for it, more or less.
"Oh, how great does it feel to be out of there!" the genie exalted. Then he noticed Leatherhead and the RAFians. Particularly Leatherhead, who still held the lamp, "Oh, what, pray tell, is the name of my new master?"
"L-Leatherhead," was his hesitant response. Then he replied after a few seconds hesitation, "
I'm your master?"
"That's right!" Leatherhead's eye widened suddenly as a graduation cap and diploma magically appeared on his head and in his outstretched hand with a poof, then collapsing into smoke afterward. "He can be taught!"
GH, Saffa, and Abby stifled laughter, as Cloak looked on at the proceedings from the shadows of the nearby wall, his expression sour.
"What do you wish of me?" the genie said, going into a variety of impressions that Robin Williams himself would have been proud of. "The ever-impressive, long-contained, often-imitated, but never duplicated-duplicated-duplicated-duplicated . . . Genie of the Lamp! Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish fulfillment."
Cloak's expression soured further.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Leatherhead said, his eyes sparkling. "Wish fulfillment?"
"Three wishes," the Genie said, "no more, no less. That's it. Three.
Uno,
dos,
tres. No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds."
"Am I dreaming, Daddy?" Leatherhead addressed GH.
"Master!" the Genie said, with rather more liveliness than Cloak really cared for, "I don't think you understand what you got here. So, why don't you ruminate, whilst I illuminate the plausibilities?"
Then he snapped his fingers and lively music played. Leatherhead was eager for this song, while Cloak considered leaving.
"Well, Larry Dunn had them forty thieves,
A talking seal had a thousand tales
But, master, you in luck, 'coz up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails!
You got some power in your corner now.
Some heavy ammunition in your camp.
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how!
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp.
And I'll say --
'Mister Leatherhead, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order.
Jot it down.'
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maître d’!
C'mon whisper what it is you want.
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
You're the boss!
The king! The shah!
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish!
How about a little more baklava?
Have some of column 'A'.
Try ALL of column 'B'!
I'm in the mood to help you, dude!
You ain't never had a friend like me!"
Then he did an impressive amount of scatting, before continuing the song. At this point, Cloak did indeed leave.
"Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go -- poof?
Well, looky here!
Can your friends go, 'abracadabra', and let 'er rip!
And then make the sucker disappear?
So, dontcha sit there slack jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your prayers!
You got me bona fide, certified.
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires.
I got a powerful urge to help you out!
So whatcha wish? I really wanna know!
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt.
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so -- and oh!
Mister Leatherhead, sir, have a wish or two or three!
I'm on the job, you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never . . . had a friend . . . like me!
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!"
Of course, now the whole of RAF knew that Leatherhead had a genie. Soon the greed -- the materialistic greed -- and the laziness will come. . . .
SOURCE SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Op1TaXmCw