New chapter.
CHAPTER NINE:
Roasted
"It's not that I don't get it," Malice said, flippant and indifferent, "it's more like that I don't abide by such pathetic ideologies."
"That doesn't make sense," Broken pointed out.
"And I care that you think that because . . ." Malice said, trailing off, prompting a reply that never came. "Nothing to say? No quips?"
"Oh, shut the Veil up, Malice," Cloak growled. She was starting to grind his last nerve.
"Hit a nerve, did I?" Malice said, with faux surprise. She laughed a laugh to match her name. "Well, then, let's get this show on the road. Choose your --"
"It's me. Just shut up and we can get this damn thing over with," Phoenix snarled. Apparently, Malice was working his last nerve as well.
"Alright, then, Firebird," Malice said.
"It's '
Phoenix', and you damn well know it." the mod growled.
"Whatever," Malice said. "Here's your opponent."
It was the porcine Bauerschwein named Colin Pyg, a bullied daylaborer whose coworkers, and some of his haughtier superiors, have derisively nicked named "Porky Pyg" or just plain "Porky". While it was true that he wasn't on the skinny side, it was still in poor taste. Especially when one considered that he tended to be the most diligent and hard-working of the lot.
When woged out like he was, he had a porcine snout, pointed ears, a wrinkled face, and boar-like tusks. He was a pig Wesen, although Colin seemed to be really clean compared to the gluttonous, slovenly stereotype associated with pigs. It could be considered an insult, but Phoenix kept a cool head.
Cloak had to hand it to him. He wasn't so sure that he would have managed to keep a cool head at the percieved slight.
"Begin," Malice said.
Phoenix decided to eschew any unnecessary use of fire. It was not Colin's fault that he had the misfortunate of wearing one of Malice's control collar. Phoenix easily dodged a charge-and-bite maneuver, noting that Colin did not seem at all stronger than an ordinary human the size and build of what, presumably, his human form was.
But those tusks were obviously sharp, and not desirous anywhere near Phoenix's flesh. Phoenix had to be careful -- noting how similar to fighting a Controller this was. How similar this was to the whole Heinlin incident.
Phoenix discovered an opportunity presented to him when Colin tried the same manuever again, Phoenix managed to twist in such a way that the bite missed him, but he pulled the collar off with his momentum, thermokinetically weakening the metal latch. The control collar then flopped off, rather pathetically.
Colin blinked, though he was still woged, and his more benign nature surfaced.
"Very good, Firebird," Malice said.
"Wha . . ." Colin said, dazed, his woge not having wore off yet, though it became unviewable by those with human-range eyesight.
"It. Is. '
Phoenix." he growled with gritted teeth, addressing Malice.
"Whatever," Malice said, with an indifferent shrug. "The point is thwt you did a good job."
"I don't need, or want, your praise, you crotchety old hag." Phoenix snarled. He has rarely shown this much overt anger.
"Ooh, a temper! You trying to outdo Cloak, dearie?" Malice said, flippantly.
"I'll just be going," Colin said, starting to come out of his woge. He looked for a way out, as he said, "Don't mind me . . ."
"Not so fast, piggy," Malice said. "This little piggy won't be going 'wee' all the way home."
Colin sighed and winced noticeably at the bad anecdote.
Malice addressed Phoenix, "Roast this suckling pig."
"No," Phoenix said, stubbornly intransigent.
"Excuse me?" both Colin and Malice said at the same time, but with entirely different connotations.
"I said, no, hag," Phoenix said, speaking directly and openly with Malice. Then he addressed Colin, now looking like a babyfaced and slightly piggy man, a full-grown man. "Leave this place. Escape."
"Nope," Malice said, "he don't leave here alive."
"That's not your decision to make Malice," Phoenix and Cloak said, in accidental unison. Both had deflected Malice's attempt to decapitate poor Colin, who fled, squealing. But he was still alive.