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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2265 on: July 02, 2013, 09:52:01 PM »
That's a totally sucky deal, Cloaky.  Hopefully, though, if that was the supervisor, he'll be understanding of the circumstances behind your bad mood, because really, who wouldn't have been put off by a day like that?

BTW, the idea of a four-leaf clover being a weapon against a leprechaun?  Very intriguing twist.  (I found a six-leaf clover once.  I wonder what that would do?)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2266 on: July 02, 2013, 11:23:00 PM »
WTH you did nothing wrong. I strongly hope you won't get fired and that your employers are not going to be as bad as the guard was.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2267 on: July 03, 2013, 07:15:59 PM »
Well, I guess I got a bit melodramatic, I wasn't fired -- but have to work again tomorrow.

I'm exhausted but I'll try to get up two chapters today (got off early due the sheer downpour -- somewhere, there's a PO'd Kyogre ;)), dunno if I will succeed, however -- Internet's getting iffy on me.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
Coins Collected and the Clover Contingent

It was eventually decided, once the coins were collected and accounted for, that a RAFian contingent was needed to find as many four-leafed clovers as they could. Given the rarity and relative luck needed to locate the plants, it was a tall order.

This contingent was made up of Rotiart, Marie, Blocky, Sakki, Terenia, Broken, Estrid, Goom, Alic, Oceanspray Gulliver, and Parker (who was thoroughly unhappy with this). They were sent all over the world into clover patches, to search for enough four-leafed clovers to provide an adequate arsenal.

It would be arduous, time-consuming, and tedious. Only Rotiart wasn't taking this task, this duty, this detail, seriously. But this did not go unnoticed --

"Rotiart!!" Sakki shouted suddenly, break the quiet of the clover field. "Why are you lounging?! We have important work to be doing, and you goofing off!"

"I'm not doin' anything." he whined.

Sakki seized his ear, and pulled him roughly to his feet. She was livid -- and a livid Sakki was simply one of those things that you just didn't want to see -- it could very well be the last thing you see.

***

Meanwhile, elsewhere, the leprechaun was livid as well. But a livid leprechaun was not nearly as scary as a livid Sakki.

"Me gold, me gold, me gold, me gold, me gold, me gold . . ." the leprechaun repeated obsessively and fervently. He looked rather more disheveled and bore more defiguring marks and welts.

"The thieves!" he spat suddenly. "The thieves with the 'R'! They've stolen from me again! They've stolen from me for the last TIME!"

With that he dashed toward RAF. . . .

***

"Ooh, what a new twist." Malice said clutching what appeared to be a crystal ball. Rumor chirruped. "Don't be stupid -- kt was a twist."

Rumor fell silent for a moment, then made a small, squeaky snort sound.

"How DARE you?!" Malice said, clearly deeply offended. Then she sniffed, " I am always right.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 08:38:05 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2268 on: July 03, 2013, 11:52:30 PM »
Malice is getting more like Rita Repulsa each day.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2269 on: July 04, 2013, 08:25:29 AM »
 ;D :XD:

Yeah, I suppose she is -- I guess her time in Damien's comic book affected her more than we think. ;)

Sorry, but no new chapters until later tonight, if I'm not too tired. Still resting up for my shift.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2270 on: July 04, 2013, 10:58:40 AM »
Haha! Go Sakki! You teach Rotiart a lesson! He friggen deserves it!
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2271 on: July 04, 2013, 11:21:27 AM »
Yeah, seeing as we aren't around to do so ;D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2272 on: July 04, 2013, 07:29:00 PM »
Oh, that's because we're needed elsewhere, Saffa.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:
Damn the Luck!

While the contingent continued with their search (with Sakki heavily supervising Rotiart, who began to snivel), the rest of the RAFians were on alert. They knew that the leprechaun was going to come after his gold. It was only a matter of time.

Saffa was on a leisurely afternoon flight as a red-tailed hawk. She was enjoying it, but then her eyes caught a flash of emerald green emerging from the forest. She knew right away it was the deranged, dwarf-like leprechaun. She dived and landed of RAF's border.

Cloak was already there, his cloak blowing and billowing in a most spectacular and impressively, as clouds began to gather darkening everything. But the darkness was no barrier to Cloak's feline eyes, and his face held no emotion -- but it hardly ever did.

On either side of him two shapes were getting bigger and more defined. Abby was becoming a Buglizard and Underseen was becoming some bizarre creature like a distorted, miniaturized Arceus. Looming behind Cloak soon thereafter, was a particularly testy-looking Vicetopus -- Saffa.

Then, soon thereafter, all the active RAFians lined up at the perimeter. This line of force would have intimidated anyone. Dino even roared, simply to complete the effect.

But, like Avers Ice, this leprechaun seemed to have been suffering from gold fever -- although the bloothirstiness was a part of his personality beforehand. The leprechaun wrung his hand greedily, giving a slight hiccup.

"Me gold's here," he said, in a rather sociopathic way. Apparently, he had a more severe case of gold fever than Avers, presumably with prolonged exposure to the mites. "Gimme me gold. Gimme. Gimme! Gimme! GIMME!!"

"No," Cloak said, the wind still playing with his cloak and carrying his voice.

"It's mine! Gimme me gold!"

"It's a biohazard of gold mites -- or at least was." Cloak said, his tone cold and hard. He folded his arms with contempt. "I suppose we should be disposed to be sympathetic to the gold fever you're suffering."

Then his glare intensified, as he continued, "But you slaughtered innocent people without remorse."

"They weren't innocent," the leprechaun spat, hiccupped, and finished, "they were thieves!"

<You have no proof of that.> Noelle said, having elected to remain Andalite.

"Everyone else who breathes are either thieves or --hic -- potential thieves!"

"All-or-nothing thinking," Wild muttered in his wereferret form.

"Now --GIMME ME GOLD!!!"

Then the attacks begun. Only the attacks from the female RAFians came anywhere close due the leprechaun's innate probability manipulation.

"Okay, this isn't going to be as easy as I thought," Blue muttered.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2273 on: July 05, 2013, 04:47:54 AM »
To think leprechauns were nice creatures.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2274 on: July 05, 2013, 05:04:59 AM »
Cereal box mascots seem so far away.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2275 on: July 05, 2013, 09:17:15 AM »
Oh, c'mon, Saffa, you knew Lucky would snap eventually. Always being chasedby those kids wishing to steal his precious gold -- I mean, cereal ;) :XD:

Since I've some time . . .

CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
Clover Field

The RAFians were well aware of the ineffectiveness of their attacks -- after all, an attack is useless if it doesn't hit its mark, regardless if directly or indirectly. They realized keeping the gold from this insane little man would not be so easy.

Nearly two hours passed, and Noelle, Abby, Saffa, and the other morphers (predominately Andalites) had to demorph. Fortunately, Underseen and Ash were under no such restrictions. But, due to that accursed probability manipulation power apparently inherent to all leprechauns (hence their incredible difficulty to be caught), he was managing to wiggle through their defenses.

"Cloverfield!" Cloak instructed.

The RAFian then began to subtly herd the leprechaun toward a field of clover. The leprechaun, focused on his tainted gold, had not heard this command.

Cloak could only hope that either this field had a four-leafed clover or that the search contingent had found a plentiful supply. Although, given the inherent rarity of such clovers, it did seem unlikely for them to find one, much less the supply they would need  due to that irritating rarity.

After a couple of hours, they managed to succeed, but the leprechaun was wise to them now.

***

"ROTIART!!"

"I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"

"Liar," Sakki snarled. "I saw you lounging -- also your biometrics show that you are lying."

"Was not!"

"Oh, stop your whining, Rotiart!" Parker roared. "You're really grinding my nerves!"

"I'm not whining!"

"Quiet!" Broken said, and the force of his voice carried the nonverbal pulse of "Silencio". Rotiart was forced into silence -- the Mark didn't block it. "And do some actual work, you lazy lump!"

Then they worked some more -- only having found eight globally.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2276 on: July 05, 2013, 11:01:01 AM »
EVERYBODY. Come to the dark side. Cloaky has Memoirs, and I have PDFs of every book he's written so far...
(Just felt like giving that intro :XD: )

Anyway, these came about in the limbo period between school and college when all the exams were done and I had absolutely NOTHING to do, so I made them for my reading convenience. Anyone else who's viewing the last page of this thread can download it if they want to read the rest of Memoirs, since it's never the same unless you read it from the beginning. (Yes I'm talking to you Twinny. ;) )

I had to make it a Zip file since there were 41 PDFs and the attachments box doesn't support RAR files (which is what I normally use) so you'll need to have WinZip on your system in order to access them.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2277 on: July 05, 2013, 12:43:48 PM »
If all leprechauns have can manipulate probability then why hasn't Lucky got his charms from a group if kids. Checkmate Cloak.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2278 on: July 05, 2013, 12:53:18 PM »
Haha! I love how you point me out. :D

I have them saved on my iPod. My PDF reader on it is amazing, so I can read them. :) Thanks Twinny!

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2279 on: July 05, 2013, 08:23:06 PM »
EVERYBODY. Come to the dark side. Cloaky has Memoirs, and I have PDFs of every book he's written so far...
(Just felt like giving that intro :XD: )

Anyway, these came about in the limbo period between school and college when all the exams were done and I had absolutely NOTHING to do, so I made them for my reading convenience. Anyone else who's viewing the last page of this thread can download it if they want to read the rest of Memoirs, since it's never the same unless you read it from the beginning. (Yes I'm talking to you Twinny. ;) )

I had to make it a Zip file since there were 41 PDFs and the attachments box doesn't support RAR files (which is what I normally use) so you'll need to have WinZip on your system in order to access them.

:wow:

You . . . what? My "Memoirs" in actual . . . I'm just pleasantly gobsmacked, Saffa. And at a loss for words. I didn't even know they could be in that form . . . I'm actually flattered and a bit flustered. I really did not expect this. ;D

Now, if only I can get an artist to do book "covers" -- the other friend got busy and forgot his password. *shrug.*

And, to think, I thought I was just going to come here and say that a new chapter will come late tomorrow, after my shift.

Wow, Saffa . . .


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.