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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #735 on: August 08, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »
Whoo, fifty pages.

'Nother chapter.  Hopefully, it'll be up to the usual standard.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:
The Trial of Cloak

"-- I must object to this.  He needs to be restrained, like any other criminal." Rotiart was complaining.  He had self-appointed himself as the prosecution, and Cloak couldn't help but wonder why the mods are allowing him to get away with this, and taking all the liberties that he has.  He's barely been a RAFian for six months, and now he has far more power and clout than he ought.  But Cloak assumed that they'd find out all in due time -- and they would, but just not as soon as Cloak would have liked.

"May I remind you," Kelly said, primly, "that, first and foremost, Cloak is NOT a criminal, nor has any sufficient and impartial evidence been presented to prove otherwise.  Secondly, Realm Walkers are notoriously difficult to restrain.  But you would not know this, being a newbie."

"I object!  I'm not a newbie, I've been hear for six months."

"Which makes you a newbie, for after the first year, you'd be a yearling.  After the second, you'd be considered a veteran." Kelly replied, losing none of her composure.

Kelly had elected to act as the defense, and she was dressed very prim and proper, though no one could mistake a certain delightful fierceness in her eyes, nor the Mark on her hand.  She carried what appeared to be a worn briefcase, full of notes.  Cloak was quite impressed with Kelly's skill and prowess, though he said nothing of it and kept his face deliberately emotionless so that Rotiart couldn't use that against him.  She did not allow Rotiart to rile her, though, glancing back in the courtroom, Cloak could see the little tinhorn dictator was really rubbing Blaze and Parker the wrong way by the way Blaze's wings looked a little ruffled and harried and by Parker's folded arms and posture -- and the look on his face. (No one was permitted to be armed here, much like the Senate in Camp Jupiter.  Never know when an undesired comment can lead to a sword or energy blast through the heart.)

While Kelly looked neat and professional, Rotiart, on the other hand, looked like he was a human Argit with well-worn sneakers.  But, somehow, no one seemed to notice or take this into account.  It was then that Cloak became suspicious of something else about Rotiart, in terms of his abilities. . . . Could he have super-persuation or something?  But then why would Kelly, Horse, Mr. Guy, Faerie, Parker, Empress Goose, Blaze, Blocky, Gaz, Rad, Noelle, Green Lantern Sam, Helen, Sakki, Aquilai, Estelore, Unseen, Ash, Dino, Broken and so forth . . . why would all of them be unaffected?  Lurkers -- people who pop up every now and then but don't post -- seemed to be unusually susceptible . . . and, as such, ally with Rotiart. . . .

But would it work on the presiding mods?

Cloak couldn't figure out if they were being affected or not.  He wasn't even sure his hypothesis was right.  But Cloak became concerned just the same, losing track of what was going on in the trial.  Eventually, it came time for the end, and both Kelly and Rotiart gave closing comments, both certain of victory.  Cloak had a sinking feeling in his stomach.

He stood to address everyone.

"For four years, I have lived, joked, and fought beside my fellow RAFians," he began to a hushed room, only Rotiart had a conceited look on his face.  Cloak glanced at him, without any fear.  Rotiart was at least a century his junior.  "And now . . . now my loyalty has been called into question.  Every action I've ever took is being over-analyzed and contorted by that traitorous little wart.  I should say --"

Cloak closed his eyes and exhaled deeply.  Then he opened his eyes and continued.

"That this trial was pointless." he resumed.  "I shall not be Banned.  I shall leave the forum.  I've already packed my belongings."

"Cloak, no!" Parker protested.

"Too late, Parker, my decision is made." Cloak said, with quiet finality.  Even Rotiart looked shocked -- this wasn't the victory that he wanted.  He wanted to see Cloak Banned.  But to have Cloak completely deter that, altogether . . .

Cloak strode resolutely from the room, and to his thread.  Then he took off for a place of his own, not wanting to return to the nexus, feeling safe from her judgements in the Prime Universe.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 01:37:50 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #736 on: August 08, 2012, 04:49:41 PM »
Wha- wait what? You have some sort of clever plan I know, but we could have just smother Rotiart in his sleep.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #737 on: August 08, 2012, 05:54:23 PM »
I don't know about clever.  But I do have a plan, although it doesn't have anything to do with Rotiart at the moment. . . . But I'll post the chapter tomorrow, if I'm feeling okay.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #738 on: August 08, 2012, 05:59:36 PM »
Wow, drama :) Cloaky should have stayed, Kelly totally kicked ass ;)
"I always considered myself a loner. I mean, not like a poor-me, Byron-esque, I-should-have-broughta-swimming-buddy loner. I mean the sort of person who doesn’t feel too upset about the prospect of a weekend spent seeing no one, and reading good books on the couch. It wasn’t like I was a people hater or anything. I enjoyed activities and the company of friends. But they were a side dish. I always thought I would also be happy without them."

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #739 on: August 08, 2012, 06:11:33 PM »
We don't even need to smother him, just put a pillow over his head and shoot him through it. Inspiration: The Good the Bad and the Ugly.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #740 on: August 08, 2012, 06:40:38 PM »
I hope it isn't a over-thought plan like in Justice League...
RAF awards 2012: Best Newcomer... It feels good too

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #741 on: August 09, 2012, 12:18:41 PM »
Probably not, Unseen.

. . .

Looks like this book may be one of the shortest, if not THE shortest, books in this series.

Oh, and (I'm gonna eventually have to give up the Roman numerials thing, but L=50):

  • Book L: Maul
  • Book LI: Wish Fulfillment
  • Book LII: RAFians Alive!

CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
The Departure

Cloak strode until he was far enough away from RAF that it could only be seen in the distance, but then he stopped.  A few minutes later, it was obvious why.  Noelle, Aquilai, Gaz, Parker, Ash, Broken, Kelly, AniDragon, and Blaze followed him to this spot.  Cloak knew that they were here to persuade and convince him to return.  They would not understand his reasoning, perhaps, but Cloak did feel that he owed them an explanation.  And a warning, as well.

"Cloak!" Kelly shouted.  "You can't do this!"

"Running away isn't the answer!" AniDragon added.

"I am not running away," Cloak said, quietly.  "I am walking."

No one laughed.  He didn't believe for a second that they would.

<That's not funny, Cloak.> Noelle said sternly.  <You're unbelievable.  I cannot believe you're turning your back on us.>

"I'm not," Cloak said simply, but did not elaborate more.

"I'm sure this is all part of some clever plan of Cloak's," Blaze declared.  "R-right?"

Cloak thought a moment, and replied, "I don't know about 'clever', but I do have a plan."

"See?  I told you!"

"But it has nothing to do with Rotiart," Cloak pointed out.

"What?" Parker snapped.  "You need to boil that little douche in some hydrofluoric acid or something, Cloak!"

"That's a bit extreme, Parker." Ash said.  "But, Parker does make a point, Cloak, albeit too vividly."

"There's a reason behind my departure," Cloak said, looking at each one in turn.  "I must go after Malice.  I must find a way to conive and outwit her to get her to give up some evidence that she's behind this."

"What?" Aquilai said, eyebrows rising so high that they were in danger of getting lost in his hair.  "What about Rotiart?"

"I have no proof," Cloak said, "but I have reason to believe that he's a minion of hers."

There was a smattering of exclaimations at this.

"Again, I have no proof.  Just a gut feeling.  I could be completely mistaken, and Rotiart is nothing but an arrogant upstart.  I could mention that his name is 'traitor' backwards, but that doesn't really mean anything -- could just be a coincidence."

The others looked at each other from this reveal.

"But you need to watch him closely," Cloak warned.  "I suspect he has some persuation powers of his own.  As far as I can determine, it has no effect on veterans, a marginal effect on yearlings, a moderate effect on newbies, and a significant effect on lurkers."

Lurkers -- users in RAF that most often go unnoticed.  But they outnumber a great number of veterans.

"I will return when I got the evidence that I require to disprove Rotiart's assertions." Cloak said, succinently, his tone a grave finality. "Until then, this is good-bye."
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Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #742 on: August 09, 2012, 05:39:04 PM »
You're a great writer Cloak.
"I always considered myself a loner. I mean, not like a poor-me, Byron-esque, I-should-have-broughta-swimming-buddy loner. I mean the sort of person who doesn’t feel too upset about the prospect of a weekend spent seeing no one, and reading good books on the couch. It wasn’t like I was a people hater or anything. I enjoyed activities and the company of friends. But they were a side dish. I always thought I would also be happy without them."

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #743 on: August 09, 2012, 05:51:19 PM »
I could deal with rotaiart, in a number of ways...

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #744 on: August 09, 2012, 08:50:30 PM »
Oh, I think SuperNate can put him in place . . . but more on that tomorrow.  Maybe.

You're a great writer Cloak.

You flatter me, Kelly.

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN:
It's Malice Season!

Cloak, having departed his stunned friends, began hopping from realm to realm, looking for his foe, his quarry.  But, as always, she was proving remarkably elusive.  Cloak felt that he'd have an easier time trying to find a Mew or Deoxys than this.  But while he was searching, his mind couldn't resist singing silently:

There is something wicked out there
I feel it in the air
It whispers, "Come and find me if you dare."

I sense disaster lurking
Must save the RAF neighborhood
Malice must be stopped for good.

I'm a Walker on a mission.
We'll keeping on searchin'
Walker on a mission
Whether by day or moonlight
Walker on a mission
I'll keep on workin'
Walker on a mission
Makin' it safe out at night.

I see the moon rising
I hear the howls at night
But you remain out of my sight.

I know I'm getting closer
I don't know what's in store
But clues are leading to your door

I'm a Walker on a mission.
I'll keeping on searchin'
Walker on a mission
Whether by day or moonlight
Walker on a mission
I'll keep on workin'
Walker on a mission
Makin' it safe out at night.

I'm a Walker on a mission.
I'll keeping on searchin'
I'm a Walker on a mission
Whether by day or moonlight
Walker on a mission
I'll keep on workin'
Walker on a mission
Makin' it safe out at night.

He managed to hum the last few bars before he came upon Abomination being absolutely servile towards Malice, but he seemed to be none the wiser about his slave status.  Cloak realized that he needed to isolate Abomination away from Malice -- it'll be easier to wheedle the information out of him.  He wasn't as nearly as smart nor guarded as Malice was.

But it wasn't gonna be easy. . . . He'd just have to be patient, as they both seemed perfectly unaware of his presence, but he could keep track of them through Earthsight.  Cloak had an idea what to do, but he had to wait for the most opportune moment. . . .

***

Meanwhile, back at the forum, Rotiart was gloating.  It may not have been HOW he wanted to win, but he won just the same.

"Oh, let me at him," Blaze growled.

"Now you know that won't be good PR, Blaze," AniDragon said, in a rather uncharacteristic sour tone.  She was looking daggers at Rotiart.

"Screw PR, AniDragon!" Blaze fumed.

"As much as I hate to admit it, I'm with Blaze on this one." Parker said.

"Oh, shut up." Blaze snapped.

"We must trust that Cloak knows what he's doing." Aquilai replied, although he too was restraining his anger.  "He must be able to obtain that which he requires in order to return."

"Thank you, Mr. Time Lord," Kelly said.  They couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic or sincere.  She looked quite worn.  The group retired to their threads, for a night's sleep.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 09:42:30 PM by CloakedFigure »


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #745 on: August 09, 2012, 11:43:57 PM »
I'm still going to sleep with an extra pillow under my gun.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #746 on: August 10, 2012, 10:10:46 AM »
I think you transposed two nouns there, Blaze.

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN:
Silly Boy, Tricks Are For Ids!*

Cloak waited, alternating from waiting patiently to waiting impatiently and back again.  Finally, after about two and half hours, Dweller Earth time, Malice sent Abomination on some demeaning, menial task which the poor deluded fool gladly and happily accepted.  Cloak couldn't help but pity the hippopotamus-form Realm Walker.  Such a lumbering, lustful loser.

Cloak immediately regreted using thinking that word.  He tried not to used the word 'loser' ever since his mother, quite obvious to just how much her words can hurt, used it to describe him.  It wasn't a pleasant moment, and he rather think of other things.

Cloak maneuvered himself between Abomination and his destination, but at a prudent enough distance away from Malice that they wouldn't be overheard.  Cloak activated his RAFian communicator -- which he still had in his possession -- to record what goes down.

"Oh, hey, Abomination," Cloak said, casually.  "Whatcha doin'?"

"You!  I better go tell honeybuns!" he said, alarmed.  "And DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

'Honeybuns'? Cloak thought incredulously. And you want people to take you seriously?

Abomination actually made to turn, before Cloak had a though on how to keep him there, but continuing to play it cooly.

"Running off to Malice, are you?  Can't take me alone, can you?"

They were subtle words, but they seemed to have a powerful effect on Abomination.  He gave Cloak a very ugly look, which Cloak felt no intimidation at.  Abomination snarled, "I don't need nobody's help to deal with you?"

"Then why go running to your master?"

"She ain't my master!  She's my girl!"

"You say tahmahto, I say tomato. . . ." Cloak replied, airily.  Abomination didn't seem to get the metaphor.  "But perhaps I should see her.  I mean, it's not like she's confided into you any master plan or anything."

"Yeah, she has!" he protested.

"Yeah, right." Cloak replied with a bored infliction.

"I do so know what it is!"

Cloak just raised his eyebrow unbelievingly in response, continuing to lean casually against his tree.

"I do!"

Cloak didn't reply, but rolled his eyes just a bit.  In an outrage, Abomination spilled his guts.  Telling Cloak of the false bombs, the plan to isolate and Ban him from RAF, and of the mole inside RAF itself.  Cloak fed this into a live feed to RAF (helped along by Aquilai's sonic screwdriver).

Cloak smiled, and said, "Thank you, Abomination.  Your dull-witted ego has given me all that I need."

He turned and walked away from the puzzled hippo, spluttering and speaking gibberish.  He still hadn't realized that RAF had watched everything he had said.  Well, Malice will not be too happy. . . .

Cloak smiled even broader and he made the sojourn back to the forum, back to home.

---
*Surely everyone'll get this reference?
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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #747 on: August 10, 2012, 10:19:26 AM »
No, no I did not.

Yay, new chapters to read while high on laughing gas.
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #748 on: August 10, 2012, 10:20:40 AM »
It'll be in my previous post.

*Choses not to address the laughing gas thing.*


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #749 on: August 10, 2012, 10:34:03 AM »
Quote
Nitrous oxide, commonly known as laughing gas,[1] is a chemical compound with the formula N2O. It is an oxide of nitrogen. At room temperature, it is a colorless, non-flammable gas, with a slightly sweet odor and taste. It is used in surgery and dentistry for its anesthetic and analgesic effects. It is known as "laughing gas" due to the euphoric effects of inhaling it, a property that has led to its recreational use as a dissociative anesthetic. It is also used as an oxidizer in rocketry and in motor racing to increase the power output of engines. At elevated temperatures, nitrous oxide is a powerful oxidizer similar to molecular oxygen.

Before laughing gas was discovered as a pain killer, it was a recreational drug. What would you do if you discovered a slightly sweet gas, that when inhaled causes euphoria and laughter? Sell it in bags of course.
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