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Book MCCLXXXIX (1,289): "Draining Darkness" -- Evil.EXE desires to absorb all evil, darkness, and even the Void Space into itself.
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CHAPTER THREE:
Unwanted Visitation
Shenecron was less than pleased when he left his beautiful soul garden -- where the souls would be forever preserved. The loss of all independent and autonomous thought and self-awareness wouldn't lessen their value any. But what he found displeasing was the interruption of his "soul gardening" if you will.
They called themselves the Octessence. And Shenecron saw them as little more than former frat brothers who hadn't moved on from the fraternity life and grown up. Their obliging on his hospitality rankled the Prince of Hell. Of all the people who would come to call -- it had to be
them.
They were clearly here once again to ask him to take part in their Wager. Once long ago, there was a disagreement about who was stronger amongst them. Shenecron, personally, didn't care one way or another who was or wasn't stronger. He found that such pride was often a detriment rather than a benefit. So the Wager came about to see who, amongst their new Exemplars -- expendable avatars, each bearing the equivalent amount of power from each one of the Octessence, through a very special, very unique item.
It was actually Shenecron who suggested this, and he only did so to get them to stop bothering him. he had thought that that would have pacified them for a couple of centuries. He had thought that that would have settle things, but had failed to account for their egos. Then there was that time that they tried and failed to make an engine of sorts that was intended to strip the mortals of their free will and autonomy and self-awareness. (They didn't like talking about that failure.) He had other concerns at the moment, and he didn't have time to deal with this Wager of the Octessence.
"I think you know why we've come," one said, addressing Shenecron.
"Indeed, Cyttorak," Shenecron said, biting back his displeasure. This had to be handled delicately, or his abode might become a mess that he didn't want to clean up.
Cyttorak, and his indestructible crimson bands. He held a completely armored form, reminiscent of his Expemplar, known as the Juggernaut. He used the Crimson Ruby of Cyttorak to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron saw him as the typical jock stereotype -- incredible physicality and a powerful presence, but very little in the terms of academic intelligence.
"The time of the Wager is upon us," another said.
"I'm aware, Balthakk," Shenecron said, politely , but his mind was racing how to get these people off his back and out of his abode, which they just had decided to invite themselves into.
Balthakk, and his baleful bolts. He held a form of a cloud of energy or charged particles floating freely. He used the Brazier of Balthakk to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron saw him as the stereotypical ditzy and wishywashy airhead -- scatterbrained, silly, and insipid -- though powerful in his own right.
"Then you know that we, once again, have need of you and your services," another one said.
"I surmised as much, Watoomb," Shenecron said, exasperation threatening to creep into his voice. They were after him to serve as the judge for their Wager. He had already been a judge at least two other Wagers, and those were e ones that he cared to even remember.
Watoomb, with his winds, scrolls, and wand. He presented himself as an armored humanoid with insectoid and feline characteristics. He uses the Waterfall of Watoomb to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron found him to be an incurable, egotistical blowhard and an academic elitist.
"We've managed to get our Exemplars," said another.
"As I suspected, Farrallah," Shenecron said. He really wasn't up for this Wager. He was tired of being their judge. No one was ever happy with his final verdict, and would always, inevitably, dispute his decisions.
Farrallah, with his teleportation. He presented himself as a powerful humanoid with ruminant characteristics and a cameline hump. His hands ended in very sharp nails or claws -- it was difficult to call them on or the other. He uses the Fearsome Fist of Farrallah to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron saw him as wild, savage, feral, and uncouth.
"So, we've come to collect you," another said.
"So I've surmised, Valtorr," Shenecron said, flashing a smile. He had an idea to get around this. But he had to approach it delicately, and with cunning. He didn't want any one of them to perceive a deception on his part. This would be just like convincing a mortal to sign a contract -- but he had to crank his deviousness, sneakiness, underhandedness and craftiness. He had to rely on his cautelous nature for this. "But, if I may make a suggestion?"
Valtorr, with his various vapors. He presented himself with a grayish serpentine from with a crest of raised scales. He used the Verdant Vial of Valtorr to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron saw him as one of those out-of-touch elitist sorts, who got offended by stupid, inane crap that no one really cared about.
"What do you suggest?" said yet another of the Octoessence.
"Nothing much, Ikonn," Shenecron said, smoothly. He had to play it cool and differential. He had to act as if his suggestion was no big thing, had to deceive them without being obvious about it. It all rode on his appearance of calmness and respect. "Just a slightly different Wager, so to speak."
Ikonn, with his illusions and images. He presented himself with a humanoid insectoid form adorned with dark green spikes and grey-green eyes that lacked pupils of any kind. Each limb he had ended in four radially arranged claws. he had a proboscis where a human mouth would normally be. He used the Ivory Idol of Ikonn to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron saw him as disingenuous and deceptive, but less so then Shenecron himself.
"Different?" said the seventh of the Octessence. "Different in what way?"
"Well, Raggador," Shenecron said, continuing to speak smoothly and not oily. He wanted to give off the impression of genuineness and not that he was a used car dealer hawking a rundown jalopy as a brand new car. He had to choose his words with the utmost care. "I wish to . . .
participate . . . this time."
Raggador, with his rings, rains, and ribbons. He appeared as a creature with a four-armed but otherwise humanoid torso and a blue-colored serpentine lower body. His face remained concealed behind a heavy blue helm from which projected bluish horns similar to those of a ram. He used the Ringed Ruby of Raggador to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron saw him as a bit of a dandy and much too concerned about appearances, and powerful presences.
"Participate? In the Wager? " the only one of the Octessence to not have spoken yet said.
"Yes, Krakken," Shenecron said. He would have to use a great amount of charisma and wisdom in order to succeed with his plan, and his plan to rid himself of the Octoessence forever. "One of my eight champions each against one of your Exemplars."
Krakken, the last one, and his chains. It appeared as a figure in grayish armor which possessed a number of long, sharp blades. He used the Kestrel Key of Krakken to turn an unsuspecting mortal into his Exemplar for the Wager. Shenecron found him prickly and standoffish.
"But that's not the way the Wager is done," Ikonn said.
"Oh," Shenecron said, expertly feigning disappointment. He knew that there would be resistance at first. "If you feel that your Exemplars aren't powerful enough to best my eight champions bearing the Azure Sigil of Shenecron, I suppose that I can understand that."
"That's not what I meant!" Ikonn protested.
Shenecron expertly stifled his smile. This was playing out exactly as he planned it would. The Octessence concerned themselves too much with brute power, and the appearance of being powerful. They would never stand the implication of being weaker than anyone, even if it's by implication of having a weak Exemplar.
"My Exemplar is
not weak!" Cyttorak roared.
"So, you're willing to consider my amendment to the Wager?" Shenecron said, expertly feigning sincerity. "I know it's novel, after the previous Wagers. But isn't that what makes it interesting?"
There was some rumblings, which eventually became grunts of consent.
"Would you like me to put it down in writing?" Shenecron said, with faux earnestness.