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CHAPTER TWO:
Just Forget About Love
"Oh, c'mon, Princess," came an obnoxious voice from outside Helen's door. It was Odie, despite no longer bearing the Mark of a RAFian, but this one seemed to retain his. "Don't waste your tears on
him."
"You!" she snarled. Despite hiding it from the others, she had been crying over her breakup with Parker. She still felt hurt by his perceived betrayal, and now her ring was fundamentally dead. "Get out of here!"
"Hey, don't take out on me!
He's the creep!" Odie was saying, despite the fact that he should have been sleeping on his mother's couch at this very moment. "He never should have believed that you didn't believe in him."
Helen paused. How was it she never really paused to consider that. Did he really believe that she hadn't any faith in him. Granted, what he did with the Bugs was still stupid and reckless. Had Cloak not been there . . .
But was it really because he thought she thought he was incapable as a fighter, as a warrior? No, that couldn't be it. He was just making excuses. He was just making excuses, right?
"He really thinks that?" Helen said, actually opening up the door to let the vile little Wrackspurt in.
"Yeah," Odie said, "that's why he ran off half-****ed against the Bugs."
"But he didn't have to lie to me," Helen said, grasping at straws.
"You are
so right," Odie said, before beginning to sing obnoxiously, like Gilbert Gottfried.
"Forget about that guy.
Forget about the way you fell into his eyes.
Forget about his charms.
Forget about the way he held you in his arms.
Walking on air's obnoxious.
The thrills, the chills, will make you nauseous.
And you'll never get enough.
Just forget about love."
Helen tried halfheartedly to shoo Odie away, and he gestured for someone outside to "make with the magic." But Helen didn't hear this.
"Forget about romance.
Forget about the way your heart begins to dance.
Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush.
Love really is revolting.
It's even worse than when you're bolting.
Enough of this fluff!
Just forget about love."
Odie had cleverly conned her into looking at a miserable-looking Parker, at the edge of the lake, helmet strewn a ways away from him. His armor looked . . . it actually looked poorly maintained. He was really sorry, Helen saw. It was as if she realized that she wasn't the only one hurting.
Her ring gave a violet spark as she sang:
"I had almost forgotten the way it felt when he held out his hand for mine.
My heart all a flutter."
Odie commented:
"Oh, how I shudder."
"The first time we kissed --"
"It won't be missed.
Forget about his touch."
"I can't forget about his touch."
"In the scheme of things, it doesn't matter much."
"It matters so much!"
"You're better on your own.
A meal becomes a banquet when you eat alone."
Both sang:
"Love's filled with compromises."
Odie sang:
"And don't you hate those surprises?"
Instead of answering, Helen sang:
"A cozy rendezvous."
"Oh, please!"
"Candlelight for two."
"Oh, geez!"
"Look you're calling my bluff.
I can't just forget about love!"
Suddenly, her ring came back to life and allowed her to resume her Star Sapphire uniform. Then she made a beeline for Parker, who tried to apologize profusely before she stopped him, and sang:
"I can't forget about my heart."
Parker sang along:
"I can't forget about my heart."
"And how it felt to fall for you right from the start."
"I'm still falling!"
"Whatever we may do."
"Whatever we may do."
"You are here for me.
And I'll be there for you."
"I'll be there --"
Then both sang:
"To wish, to want, to wander.
To find the sun through rain and thunder."
Then Parker sang:
"A simple rendezvous?"
"Yes, please!"
"Candlelight for two?"
Then Underseen shapeshifted out of Odie's form back to the one known as his base form, as he sang:
"Oh, geez! Look, enough is enough."
Then both Parker and Helen sang:
"We can't forget about love."
As the song ended, so did any hostilities between Parker and Helen. No one asked why Underseen had shapeshifted into Odie, or, indeed where he had gone. They were enjoying the unusual peace and calm that would be stolen from them at a moment's notice.
SOURCE SONG:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WMrbT4Ycv1A