Yes, I know I did this song before, but I thought this was a good twist on it.
New chapter.
CHAPTER TWO:
I'm the Good Guy
It was right after the Realm Walker Council elections (considering the sheer number of members and former members that invariably, inevitably get corrupted while in office, it was a rather more frequent thing than in human elections). Shill had won her seat, despite cheating by rigging the election in her favor.
Now, the Realm Walkers had to put up with a donkey-form Realm Walker called Shill. She was luxuriating in the glow of her victory, when she was approached by two small sheep Realm Walkers, who were her supporters and helped her get elected to the Council.
They got into a brief argument. So, one of the sheep Realm Walkers asked the new chairwoman of the Council. "So you . . .
don't want to represent us?"
Shill burst out into raucous laughter, "Oh my -- that is -- you think that I -- with you? Oh, my -- that is too good! I mean it's sad for you, but . . ." she sighed heavily before continuing, ". . . Let me put this a way you morons will understand."
Sultry music started playing out of nowhere. And Shill sang -- or at least, yelled the lyrics.
"I'm not the damsel in distress.
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope . . . I'm the good guy.
All these former regimes that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime.
What am I, boys?"
The captured regimes sang in unison:
"She's the good guy."
Then Shill sang again:
"Oh, it's magic
To watch a Realm
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To thwart a villain.
I destroy their hopes and then I watch them cry."
She laughed heartily, as they showed her opponent (who was infinitely more liked by the young Realm Walkers, a gray wolf Realm Walker) as she sang the last line, before continuing.
"'Cause I'm the good guy!"
Meanwhile, Faith was looking at the fact-checkers information, and was surprised by her discovery.
Faith said, as she was looking upon a computer screen, "Oh my First Light! She's not trying to conquer the Realms so she can rule it -- she wants to destroy it! Man, that's evil!"
Shadow, who was defending herself from several of Shill's mindless sheep, shrieked like a monkey, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I blast it!
And let me tell you why.
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.
See, I find this corruption rather fun!
I don't want your assistance or your adulation!
I'll vaporize your existence and bid ya bye-bye!
Why? Come on, GUESS!!"
The sheep answered, "'Cause you're the good guy?"
Shill shrugged and added, before elapsing into maniacal laughter: "Or, well, girl."
And, of course, it was at this moment when Cloak awoke.
SOURCE SONG:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM