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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5760 on: May 14, 2016, 06:03:23 PM »
New book ideas. Yeah, I know. I'm going way overboard, but I write these ideas down when I get them. Can't bottle up my creativity. Who knows if I'll ever get to 'em, but here, Year 11:

  • Book MI: "Banishment" -- Cloak is officially banished from the Nexus and forbidden to Walk.
  • Book MII: "The Black Pact" -- The Anabis makes a pact with a long-forgotten foe of the RAFians, whom they thought long gone.
  • Book MIII: "Crite Gripes" -- The city is infested with Crites.
  • Book MIV: "Frat Party" -- The RAFians must keep an alien frat party from becoming too . . . boisterous.

Don't think I rehashed anything. Sorry about my ambition.

Anyway, new chapter.

CHAPTER FIVE:
Report!

"You still could have saved him," GH accused petulantly.

"I'm not arguing with you on this, GH," Cloak said, very seriously. His tone reflected how dangerous he could be if he so chose to be. "I've told you why I could not just arbitrarily remove the mind control plug from his brain or skull or whatever."

Cloak could swear that GH was pouting.

"Knock that off, we have to report in."

"Alright then, let's go."

"Not like that," Cloak said, "Zirkonians are, at most, a minimalistic threat."

"I beg to differ."

"The mind control plugs require a controller to use. And there were only five of them, possibly a sixth one -- a more benign engineer." Cloak said, thinking fast. "So they would only be able to plug, and use, at most five more people. And these plugs won't work on prepubescents of your species, according to that other realm."

"Wait, these things don't work on kids? That's their only limitation?" GH said, with scathing skepticism.

"The mind control plugs, yes," Cloak said, coolly. "But that's not their only weapon in their arsenal, if I recall correctly."

"Yeah, yeah, the anti-gravity doohickey." GH replied flippantly.

"And their re-bigulator," Cloak muttered.

"Their what?"

"It's a stature-amplification device," Cloak elaborated.

"English, Cloak," GH said, a bit testy.

"Think Yarin's microwave," Cloak said, getting a feeling that somewhere Yarin was screaming, "FOOD YIELD INCREASER!!!"

GH stopped being so flippant.

"But the giant size is actually its intended effect," Cloak said. "Zirkonians are conquerors because of it."

"Do we need back-up?" GH asked. He was serious now.

"They haven't found it yet," Cloak said. "Or they would have already grossly abused it by now."

"What do you mean by 'haven't found it yet'?" GH asked, but Cloak was already on his communicator giving a report to the others.
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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5761 on: May 14, 2016, 09:59:17 PM »
Sorry I haven't been responding lately; I've been both really busy and really burned out on . . . well, everything, really. Just wondering, where did the last few chapters take place? It's never really mentioned, unless I missed something. I assume it wasn't somewhere that other people would be, for obvious reasons. :P

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« Reply #5762 on: May 14, 2016, 10:03:44 PM »
Isolated bit of forest. You wanted to be alone when this little snafu happened. And, no, it wasn't mentioned. I kept it deliberately vague.

The Zirkonians had retreated to somewhere more remote for the moment.


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« Reply #5763 on: May 14, 2016, 10:05:50 PM »
Ah, ok :)

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« Reply #5764 on: May 14, 2016, 11:00:12 PM »
 :)

New chapter.

CHAPTER SIX:
Zirkonians, Meet the Zirkonians

"How do I turn this creature off?" the Zirkonian controlling Andy said, speaking Zirkon, still wearing the Bluetooth-like device, still holding the the controller. Andy repeated everything he said, translated into English. This Zirkonian was the leader, a male, and his name was Bipas (pronounced as "bypass"). He was a bit stouter than the others, and a bit more heavyset, as well. "How? How? How?"

He addressed the smaller Zirkonian, the engineer named Dek, who stammered an answer. He seemed far more beign and far less malevolent. He seemed very meek in regard to the other, more dominating personalities. Well, except for the two Zirkonian grunts, Unt and Gru, who appeared to be just mindless soldiers for this campaign. They did not appear to have any personality to speak of, like an establishment politician.

The weapons specialist, Tek, a old hand at this kind of thing and gruff, unlikable sort, laughed at this, seeing Dek being verbally castigated by Bipas again. Tek was the one who fired the mind control plug impant into Andy, while Bipas controlled him. Tek always relished the brutal treatment that Dek always seemed to get, though he nowhere deserved all the flack he got.

The female warrior Rapier, the only female in the unit, seemed to be disgusted and bored hy everything. She wanted action, but easily lapsed into fretful distraction when presented with inaction. She found Bipas's constant excoriations of Dek to be, not in poor taste and abusive, but a flagrant waste of time and energy. Time and energy that could be expended on far more important ventures. Anything else was pointless.

"This button here, nerd?" Bipas said. "Nerd" was one of Bipas's favorite nicknames for Dek. Before Dek could protest that that wasn't the "pause" button that Bipas was after, it would deactivated the mind control implant, the "plug" as it was colloquially known by this unit of Zirkonians. "Okay!"

He pressed the button. Andy's head snapped down and back up, and he reached lucidity. And with that lucidity came confusion. "Wha . . ."

Then Bipas pressed the button again and Andy's head snapped down and back again. He was being controlled by the controller again. Bipas bashed Dek about the head for Bipas's own mistake.

"Now how do I pause this humanoid subject?!" Bipas demanded, as Rapier gave an impatient scoff at this. She was getting more bored by the minute. As Bipas was still wearing the Bluetooth-like device -- colloquially known as simply the "earpiece" -- so Andy repeated every word translated into English. "This button? Oh, yes. Yes, I knew that."

A spasm raced through Andy as his head dipped to chest then raised again with a goofy look on his face. None of the Zirkonians seemed to give this any mind.

"Can we actually do something worthwhile now, Bipas?" Rapier said, with a witheringly indifferent tone. "Playing with your little toys might be interesting to you, but I'm incredibly bored!"

"Oh, settle down, princess," Tek said, dismissively.

"You wanna go, sharpshooter?" Rapier replied quickly and easily, tapping a claw on his shoulder.

The exchange was almost flirtatious. As if the hostile and combative nature of it was attractive to them. It was not lost on the two, but they remained stoic about it.

Throughout this, Unt and Gru remained standing at attention, saying nothing without being directly addressed, not moving unless directed to do such. They were stiff and rigid in their movements. They were just expected to be mindless cogs of conquest.

"We can't do anything until the nerd over there fixes the grower radar," Bipas snarled, bullyingly. "Isn't that right, Dek?!"


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5765 on: May 15, 2016, 09:20:40 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER SEVEN:
Idle Ramifications

Dek meekly stammered an answer.

"Fix the radar, dork!" Bipas snarled to Dek, as he turned to address the others. "Meanwhile, while we're waiting for the nerd to do that, we can, heh, adopt a few more humanoid subjects."

"Why bother?" Rapier said, scornfully.

"Have a little fun, princess," Tek teased. Rapier wasn't a princess, of course. It was just a benignly derogatory name for Zirkonian females.

"What purpose does it serve?" Rapier quarreled. "How does it further the mission?"

"You said you were bored, Rapier," Bipas said, with a wide, flappy smile full of staggeredly-placed pointed teeth. "Imagine the selection we can have."

"Commander Bipas," Tek said, formally, "need I remind you that we only have six of alienware controllers and earpieces. One of each which are already currently in use."

"Fine," Bipas huffed, "we will get five of the choicest specimens to control."

"But why? What purpose can they possibly serve?" Rapier contested. "Thes weak, flabby creatures?"

"They can increase our mobility," Bipas said, "note how much faster I got here than you when we used that gravity grenade back there."

"That's not much of a plus," she said mulishly. "Besides, you already have a humanoid subject to puppet."

"Which I no longer fancy." Then he threw his earpiece and controller at Dek, accidentally activating it, and "unpausing" Andy. "The dork can keep this puppet. I want something a bit more . . . impressive. Cooler."

Then Bipas snapped, "Unt! Gru! Come!"

They didn't hesitate to comply. They were soldiers. Their individual wills did not matter anymore them. They no longer thought for themselves. It was almost as if they were lobotomized.

When they were gone, Dek put on the earpiece and looked up at Andy, understanding what this was. Dek, unlike the others, had no heart for conquest. But he had a wife and three children to support back home. He had no choice.

"I'm sorry," he said, aggrieved, with Andy repeating it with the same sorrowful inflection and regretful intonation. Dek looked away, and did not even look at Andy. "I'm sorry, hu-man."

Dek picked up the controller and had Andy sit down,  closed his eyes before "pausing" him. Dek wished that he could deactivate the plug and allow him to get away. But the plug would still be in his head, and able to be reactivated at any moment. And he wouldn't been able to translate to him his regret at doing this. His English wasn't very good, and Bipas had discarded the book angrily after failing to understand it or speK it correctly.

"I truly am sorry, hu-man," Dek said, as Andy remained on "pause". It was as if he were crying, but he could allow Bipas to see, though he wasn't here right now. Dek could get in real trouble for sympathizing with a to-be-conquered species. Bipas already thought him soft. "I . . . I truly am."
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5766 on: May 16, 2016, 06:53:33 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER EIGHT:
New Meat

A twenty-something, would-be rocker with startling red hair, bushy eyebrows, freckles and gray eyes stood in his garage strumming out on an electric guitar to looked far more expensive the the garage itself. He imaged himself as being very audacious and popular, whether or not it was true remained to be seen.

He wore artistically-ripped black jeans, brown loafers, a leather jacket with a considerable ruff at the collar, and a length of chain from the right sight. He also wore a shirt with a red Shazam lightning bolt on it.

His name was Eddy Massa, though his rather unimaginative stage name was Brock Starr.

He seemed oblivious to everything around him, as he played. He wasn't exactly pro, and he did have any of GH's music-based abilities. He was just an average human skilled at music, particularly rock and its derivatives.

Then he felt a pinprick on the back of his neck and that was the last thing that he remembered, as fell, convulsing.

"Testing," Eddy's mouth, tongue and voice said, as he stopped convulsing. Then he stood up as if being pulled on invisible wires, legs completely straight, just like Andy did. "This subject is far better than the first one. I'll take it!"

It wasn't Eddy speaking, obviously, though his tongue, mouth and voice shaped the words, he wasn't the one saying them. Bipas had chosing Eddy to be his human proxy. Bipas turned to the other Zirkonians to address them, which Eddy translated into English without even looking at them, "Go find your subject proxies. I'll meet you back at the fallback spot with the nerd. Dork should have the radar up and running by now."

Hiding comfortably within a backpack -- no need in alarming the populace of their presence before they find the grower and before the fleet arrive -- he controlled Eddy to move, rather stilted at first, to go to the spot where Dek was, leaving behind Eddy's expensive guitar and his garage door wide open.

***

A debutante was wearing a luxiorious dress that brought out the blue in her eyes, and had her blonde hair done up in elaborate curls and ringlets. She wore a southern belle sort of hat. She tended to be cold and aloof to others, especially if they were not as financially well-off as she and hers were.

Her name was Bella Flower, only heiress of the Flower Estate.

When she sat down in the cool shade, she removed her hat to make sure she hadn't damaged it or dirtied it up. This was a mistake as she felt a prinprick on hrr neck as the plug too full effect.

Tek offered thr earpiece and controller to Rapier, who looked offended at the mere suggestion of having this hoity-toity human noblewoman as her proxy. She was a warrior, not a pampered princess.

"Unt!" Tek commanded, tossing him the controller and earpiece. He did not hesitate to accept the items, placing the earpiece on his ear at once. "Good, return to Commander Bipas with your proxy."

He made Bella replace her hat, hiding him, as he said, "Yes, sir!" with Bella translating it into English with the exact same inflection and intonation.

***

A D-list celebrity who imagines herself as a pop star was sing at some rinky-dink stage in some forgotten part of the city. She had dyed her hair pink and wore pink contact lenses, thinking it made her look adorable -- it didn't. She never had ascertained the type of fame she wanted, but often deluded herself into thinking that she was just some famous celebrity who had fallen into obscurity. She mostly spent her days wearing pink, frilly things and leeching off friends and family.

Her name was Kylie Nuttet.

She didn't even feel the pinprick on her neck, though she collapsed to the table she was on, before the plug took full control.

"Tek, if you offer me one of these frilly, pathetic subjects as my proxy again, I'm gonna decapitate you," Rapier said, warningly, as Tek again offered a controller and earpiece. Rapier wanted a tough, strong proxy, not these dainty, frail ones.

"Fine, then. Gru!" Tek said, handing over both items to Gru instead. Gru put the earpiece on his ear, and used the controller to empty Kylie's well-worn bag. He jumped inside, the moment that Tek instructed him to rendezvous with Bipas and Unt.

***

A thin, but muscular collegian wrestler was wearing a yellow wrestling uniform with the headgear, and he was resting alone in the locker room, mulling over a match in which he won, but felt that he did so on a mere technicality. He ruffled his blonde hair, as he looked at the ground, with his stormy grey eyes, fully exposing the back of his neck.

His name was Steve Durst.

He never even noticed the pinprick in his neck. He fell over, convulsing on the floor, until the plug took full effect. For this one, Rapier snatched the earpiece and controller from Tek. And, of course, when she spoke, Steve spoke with the same intonation and infleftion, translated into English.

"Finally, a proxy worthy of me," Rapier said, slipping into his bag "I can't tell if this one's a male or female though. It doesn't matter. Get a proxy for yourself, Tek, and we'll reconvene at the precious coordinates."

***

A med student was walking down a deserted part of the street, looking like a bespectacled Professor Oak, look worn. It was almost as if he heard some really bad news or was fretting about upcoming test. He had starlingly green eyes and black hair.

His name was Sammy Brown. And he was Tek's proxy.


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5767 on: May 16, 2016, 10:12:47 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER NINE:
Frictions

"Cloak," GH said, "you still haven't answered my question."

"Zirkonians send their stature amplification trans-mat ahead before their scouting teams," Cloak said. "At least, they do in that other Realm."

"That's stupid," GH commented.

"I didn't say it was a smart tactic," Cloak replied, "especially considering the staggered nature of the two incursions."

"When did the trans-mat thjngy come?"

"I do not know," Cloak answered, "so I cannot say."

They walked in silence, with Cloak traversing the forested terrain easier than GH, who took it slow. It was almost like some strange variation of "The Jungle Book" with GH as Mowgli and Cloak as Bagherra. Neither spoke a word, but GH was becoming anxious.

"I don't think this is the way they took with Andy," GH said.

"We're not looking for him." Cloak said, with a finality to his voice. "At least, I'm not."

"What?" GH said, sharply.

"I never said that I was looking for him," Cloak said, matter-of-factly, before briefly disappearing down a mild incline.

"He needs our help, Cloak!"

"I am aware, GH." Cloak said, dryly, as he attempted to probe the earth with his Earthsight.

"You're abandoning him!"

Cloak glared at his fellow RAFian, "I have priorities, GH. You're allowing your emotions to control your better judgement."

"I am not! He needs m-- us!"

The hasty correction was not lost on Cloak.

"You fancy him," Cloak said.

"Don't judge me," GH said, testily.

"I'm not judging you for it," Cloak said, "at least not in the way you think. You fancy him, that makes this personal for you. Which makes it more difficult for you to think straight, to think objectively."

"I'm thinking just fine, Cloak!"

"Are you?" Cloak said, he didn't even turn to look at him, as he continued onward. "The primary threat is the re-bigulator."

"That's still a stupid name." GH commented. "Yarin probably just found that damn thing already and made his microwave --"

Somewhere, Yarin must've been screaming, "FOOD YIELD INCREASER!!!"

"-- from it."

Cloak stopped so suddenly, GH walked into him, falling down on his butt. Cloak's eyes were wide, almost as if surprised that it would have been so simple.

"What?" GH asked.

"That's . . ." Cloak stammered quietly, "that's BRILLANT."


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« Reply #5768 on: May 17, 2016, 08:51:29 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER TEN:
The Re-Bigulator Radar

Dek finished work on the radar, and he felt great guilt over what he's done. Andy was now his proxy, though not by either's choice. Dek wanted to release him from his control, but he knew that he would be beat by Bipas for doing that. And this time, that might kill him. Seriously -- Bipas might kill him for such a thing. He did not want to widow his wife and leave his children fatherless.

"Dek!" a voice that didn't sound like Bipas, but was him nonetheless, rent the quiet serene forest. It was then that Dek saw Bipas's proxy, Eddy. From Dek's knowledge, and he was the most knowledgeable about Earth culture of the six, this human woukd be considered "cool" and "popular", according to modern trends in their guidebook. Bipas had left Eddy's bag and kept him immobile as he spoke, eith Eddy translating Zirkon into English. "Dork, you had better had repaired the radar. You've had plenty of time!"

"Yes, sir, I did," Dek stammered. "It's . . . It's all ready to --"

"Why isn't your proxy on? Why did you pause it?" Bipas demanded, having found something to criticize Dek on. It was at this point the Gru and Unt appeared with their female proxies. They appeared very stiff and said nothing as they extricated themsleves from the women's bags, and continued not to speak, waiting to be addressed. "Unpause your proxy, nerd!"

Gru and Unt showed no emotion at witnessing this flagrant bullying behavior, neither enjoyment or distain. They just stood at attention, controllers in their right hand. It was as if they did not have a thought that wasn't given to them.

"Do it, dork," Bipas snarled, with Eddy speaking the same words in English, with the same intonation and infliction.

Although Dek hated himself for it, he unpaused Andy. He was still wearing the earpiece, having never took it off. Dek also wondered why it was so important that Bipas not release this particular human from their enslavement . . . before deciding its because Bipas was a control freak. Not knowing about GH's particular attachment to him.

It was at this point that Rapier showed up with Steve under her thumb. She still had him wearing his yellow wrestling leotard thing and head gear, she hadn't made him change or anythng. She didn't care really, but she liked having a tough proxy, if she was going to have a proxy at all.

"Is the radar ready, dork?" Bipas said, Eddy repeating him.

"Y-yes, s-sir," Dek said, with Andy perfectly parroting him, infliction and and intonation.

"Well, then, where. Is. It?" Bipas said, dangerously with Eddy mimicking him, as Tek showed up with Sammy, hidden in his bookbag.

"Th-that w-way," Dek said, pointing, with Andy imitating his words, but not gestures, perfectly.

"Then let's get going," Bipas said, hopping back into Eddy's bag. "And, nerd, you're coming with, so get into your proxy's bag."

Dek hadn't noticed that Andy was wearing a backpack. Didn't know why.

They moved, fundamentally "disguised" as humans now, toward the site of the grower. All six were unaware of just how difficult that this was gonna be.


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
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RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5769 on: May 17, 2016, 02:38:56 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER ELEVEN:
Grilling the Nyac

"I don't know what you're talking about." Yarin said.

"You're lying," Cloak said, matter-of-factly.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Yarin protested again. "The technology within the food yield increaeer was solely Nyac tech. Nothing else."

"You're lying." Cloak repeated, with an air of abject certainty.

"I'm not," Yarin insisted, turning his back to Cloak, while the Nyac mixed chemicals from two different glass test tubes.

"You are," Cloak said. "Perhaps, next time, when you lie, you try not standing on the ground. Maybe then I won't be able to call you out so easily."

"Duly noted, and I wasn't lying," Yarin said,

"Look here, Yarin!" GH was losing his temper. "The Zirkonians are here! They took over someone I -- er, took over a dear friend of mine! They're here after that re-bigulator thingamajig."

"I don't see how that applies --" Yarin said, setting down the test tubes with the graying liquids within swirling around slowly.

"Lies," Cloak identified.

"You don't know that," Yarin sniffed.

"You can't read my mind, Yarin," Cloak said, "not the other way around. Now. Where did you find the stature-amplification trans-mat?"

"I didn't," he said.

"Ah. So, where'd you store it?"

"I didn't," he lied.

"Hmmm . . . so, you used it in your microwave, did you?"

"I did not," he lied, giving it away when he did not scream, "FOOD YIELD INCREASER!"

"So was it the original that was destroyed, or the one you're currently working on in secret in your secret lab?"

"Wait, how do you know about that?" the Nyac asked.

"Internet?" GH offered.

"You really thought putting a secret lab underground would hide it from me, Yarin? Me? Really?"

"Yeah, kinda a royal eff-up there," GH said.

Yarin glowered at the both of them.

"You should know what was inside, though! It's lead-lined and --"

"'Lead-lined'?" Cloak repeated. "Do think me a Kryptonian or something, Yarin? I do not see it with x-ray vision, but with Earthsight. You know this!"

"Guys! Off-track," GH prompted.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5770 on: May 17, 2016, 07:53:04 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER TWELVE:
Trepidation

Dek was still frought with apprehension about what he was doing. He was allowing himself to become a monster. Hiw would he ever be able to look his children in the eyes again, knowing what he was, what he's done. This wasn't right. Zirkonian or not, they did not have the right to do this, to subvert another's free will. There was no excuse for this.

Yet he walked Andy, who stared blankly onward. The controller did not allow the Zirkonians to emote through their proxies -- no, Dek thought bitterly, not proxies. Slaves. Hostages. He found himself hating himself more and more with each and every step that Andy took.

How could the other five be so morally bankrupt? How could they just dismiss the obvious sentience of these creatures? How can they see them as lower, base creatures when they had a language of their own, and created so many things, like the backpack in which he resided, nestled so safely among a spare pare of jeans and other miscellaneous things.

Why was this even needed? Dek found himself wondering. Zirkon wasn't really that bad of a planet, and truth be told, this lush planet wasn't really as lush as he was led to believe. Was conquest really necessary? Was all this effort and subterfuge even worth it?

These hu-mans . . . they could be very good people. They could have heen allies instead of a conquered species. Instead of slaves. Dek hated himself for what he was doing to this human, he knew that Gru and Unt didn't mind this because they were consummate soldiers, and had practically given up any sense of self for it. Dek couldn't understand why that was a good thing. He believed to be horribly pyrrhic to sacrifice your sense of self just so you can be a single cog in an invasion force.

Which reminded him, the Zirkonian fleet would be here soon, expecting them to have reclaimed the grower. It did not fill him with joy.

***

"Guys! Off-track," GH said.

"Yarin, the point is we need to be sure," Cloak said. "And that would be a lot easier -- a lot easier without the half-truths, the evasions, the deceptions. You remember how well that went with Demos, right?"

"I'm not making fiends," Yarin said, testily, fire in all six eyes, "I'm not making fiends, encapsulating them into colorful balls, then losing them all to the winds."

"No, you repeat past mistakes when they prove to be folly, " Cloak said. "Stubbornly refusing to acknowledge that the idea is flawed. Arrogantly dismissing any negative reprecussions of such actions."

"I do not," Yarin protested angrily.

"Then why are you so ardently rebuilding your microwave?" Cloak countered.

"FOOD YIELD INCREASER!!!" Yarin yelled. "It would have ended world hunger! There wouldn't even be a need to increase food production. We just increase the yield of the plants, but increasing the size of the food in question!"

"Thereby possibly causing a population explosion," Cloak pointed out, "far more that the ecosystem could ever possibly cope with. There are already six or seven billion humans alone on this planet. And it can barely support that amount as is."

Yarin looked dismissive of this.

"Also, one could make the argument that the planet isn't even supporting it, with world hunger still a very present problem." Cloak continued.

"Which the F.Y.I. would rectify!"

"Or complicate." Cloak said. "Or exacerbate."

"Guys!!" GH cried.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5771 on: May 17, 2016, 09:39:10 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER THIRTEEN:
Routine

Unlike Dek, Tek had no compuction about operating the hu-mans like puppets. It wasn't the first time he did something like this to a larger sentient, sapient species. He always liked this part of the invasion. He liked puppeteering proxies like this, like new toys. It's one reason he eagerly signs up for recon missions, and never argued with the idea of sending the grower mat to the planet first, staggering the invasion. Yeah, this was like this third invasion, and the first two were destroyed. The natives weren't that smart, and he didn't know the names of the inhabitants, as he never bothered to learn them. Both invasions and victories were far too short-lived for his liking.

He enjoyed plugging the natives with the implant plug. He loved the rush of power he got from exerting absolute and abject control over another being. Probably another reason why he had never been married. That and he was an unbearable douche at the best of times, reveling in being an absolute prick to people when they really don't deserve it. He believed himself to be the only smart person awash in a sea of stupidity and incompetence, and that just fed into his arrogance, which he just attributed as objective experience.

He walked Sammy without compunction or sympathy, as the hu-man's eyes were blank and unfocused.. He didn't understand sympathy or compassion, not really. He often derided it with outright scorn and abject dislike. The strongest should prevail over the weak, he opined. The smart should oppress the stupid, he opined. The flexible and adaptable should truimph over the rigid and unchanging, he opined. Disregard for life was a sign of strength, he opined. Anyone who dared to disagree with these viewpoints were met with disrespect and derision, usually by way of caustic remarks and acidic sarcasm. And that was only if he thought it was wanted of a reply, but usually thought things were beneath his notice.

He also enjoyed bearing witness to bullying, the more severe the more entertaining for him. He took a masochistic pleasure in it, though he would not gossip about it, but this is why he respected Bipas, seeing him brutalize Dek who he saw as small, weak, and stupid. He saw Dek as deserving what got because of his weakness, his shameful, shameful weakness.

He also enjoyed calling Rapier "princess" simply because he knew she doesn't like it. That's the only reason that he persists in the nickname. Despite thinking that he is quite the "ladies' man", when it couldn't be further from the truth, he was unmarried and childless, as no female Zirkonian would have him. He would have to plug them, which is illegal in Zirkonian society, outside of strict military means.

He dreaded the coming of the fleet, but not reasons of human sympathy or compassion, but because that would mean that victory was assured and certain. And all this would be over until the next mission.

***

"Guys!!" GH cried.

"You don't know that, Cloak," Yarin challenged. "You cannot know that. Not for certain."

"And you won't even entertain the possibility!" Cloak counter.

"And they're not listening to me," GH said, wanely, "wonderful."

"Because it's a farfetched possibility, Cloak!" Yarin argued.

"But you admit that it is, in fact, a possibility," Cloak replied swiftly. "Solving one problem leads to many others. Others you must consider before making an impossible situation more so. Something that you seem to have problems with doing!"

"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are arguing FOR world hunger!" Yarin said.

"Don't you try to pull that Fox New spin crap on me, Nyac!!" Cloak snarled, having to steady his breathing, lest work himself into a state. "You know for a fact that I'm not arguing for world hunger! I'm arguing against your lack of foresight and forethought! It would be different if humans were a spacefaring race, or if there weren't already several safety questions around your microwave and --"

Yarin opened his mouth to give his usual protest, but Cloak was not having it anymore.

"Your MICROWAVE!!" Cloak snarled. "The very same device that made Horse a giant almost a year ago, and nearly ended up in her death."

"I fixed that malfunction!"

"Suuuure, you did!!"

GH unshouldered his guitar, and said simply, "I tried to be nice."
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5772 on: May 18, 2016, 08:03:27 AM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
Ambivalence

Rapier was glad to not be bored anymore. She had no qualms about controlling and puppeting the hu-mans. They were worthless little insects, though she would deny it was fun enslaving and controlling her proxy. She was just happy that her proxy was a tough creature, not one of those frail, dainty creatures that the grunts had as their proxies.

Not many females go into the Zirkonian military, the most profitable career choice of her species. She was one of the few, and sought to separate herself from the rest. She didn't have the kind of experience as Tek did for this kind of thing, having only been on one invasion before, and it didn't exactly go smoothly, though they emerged victorious. She couldn't even be bothered to remember the species name, but they were the reptilian pirates' species that the RAFians faced during their battles with the Xenomorphic Brood, or XBs. They conquered the species, except the pirates that became the victims of the XBs.

She walked Steve, still wearing his wrestling outfit and headgear. Rapier didn't really care about human fashion or societal norms. Those were things to be crushed beneath their heels. The Zirkonians would take the only worthwhile of the species, and, as far as Rapier is concerned, that was only the weapon capabilities. She was sorely disappointed at the pirate species's weaponry, which were mostly unusable by the Zirkonians because, even if they use the growers, they were unable to be wielded by them, due to their rather awkward tridactyl hands were incapable with the pentadactyl hands of this unnamed pirate species. So they just had completely enslave them, but the process to do such Rapier found incredibly boring and far too easy.

These humans were different. They seemed to a bit more resilient than that species. They would give a good struggle. They would lose, of course, as it should be. All species shall fall to Zirkonians, there was no question about that, in Rapier's mind.

But Rapier wasn't a fool, she knew she could use flirtation and her gender to get her way when she wanted to. Then again, she disdained anyone who used such tactics, making her rather hypocritical in this regard. She was also an opportunist, though a deeply Zirkonian loyalist, though not quick to buy into the propaganda.

She lived for this kind of conquest. She lived for this kind of tactic, for ambush and battle. She loved what she did, loved every moment of it. Though she was secretly saddened that the fleet was on their way. That meant this mission was nearly at its end, and who knew when they would find another planet worth conquering?

***

GH unshouldered his guitar, and said simply, "I tried to be nice."

The two continued to argue, even as GH spent a few precious seconds making sure his guitar was still perfectly tuned. It was, as GH checks that at least once a day, bare minimum.

"Sorry, baby," GH apologized quietly to his guitar, as the two stubbornly continued their argument.

Then GH played. And he played intentionally bad and discordant.

The two immediately stopped their arguing to hold their ears. GH only persisted for a moment or two, before stopping completely.

"What was that about?!" Yarin demanded.

"You two wouldn't listen to me!" GH said, incensed. "You're getting really offtrack and losing sight of the friggin' goal!"

The two said nothing, so GH continued.

"The question of the viability of Yarin's microwave -- shut up, Yarin, and let me finish! -- is NOT the issue here. The issue is whether or not you found that stupid stature-amplification thingy. And I think we pretty much established -- I'm not through, Yarin! -- that you did, indeed, find it and incorporated it into your microwave -- Yarin, I said that I wasn't through! -- and the fact that the Zirkonians are here, and they are seeking it out, assuredly. They have a hostage, a slave, under their control. They could gotten more for all I know, but the point is, they'll be be after your microwave -- oh, get over it! No one's gonna call it that! Accept it and move on!"

GH was a little out of breath, at the end of this monologue.

"Right," Cloak said, with dignity. "Which is why we need to insure that they don't get it. I'm not sure if it would be as bad as the Fmeks, but the fact of the matter is that it would be dangerous nonetheless."


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5773 on: May 18, 2016, 07:13:05 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:
Self-Importance

Bipas was elated as he always was during these type of missions. Granted, he didn't get into his position of power by his personality or, really, any merit. He had greased some palms to get to this position, and managed to keep it after the subjugation of the pirate Reptoids, the remaining Contrarians, nearly-extinct Lysuns, and the rare Chiropteraluna, as well as the extermination of the obscure Smilodites, the popular Florastrix, the popular Heliofelis, and the unpopular Aquapinnipeds. All successful Zirkonian conquests, although some feel that Bipas just made up some of them, like the Smilodites, just to bolster his reputation.

Bipas was giddy as he walked Eddy. He was eager to add humans and Earth to that list, though he didn't care if it was as slaves or another extermination. But, then again, he had no idea the obstacle that RAF could prove, ignorant how big of a monkey wrench they can throw in to Bipas's campaign.

But Bipas was an arrogant, self-righteous blowhard of a bully. He refused to believe the possibility that he could ever be beat. He thought he was entitled to enslave or eradicate any race in the galaxy he chose to. He didn't consider any other species sentient -- capable of complex thought or feelings -- other than Zirkonians, and even then, he treated his own kind with aggression and abuse. Well, except those that he saw as really useful as Tek and Rapier. Though he was useful to Bipas, he did not like Dek at all. Especially after Dek uttered a one-liner that embarassed the Zirkonian commander, a one-liner that Dek didn't even remember making. He wasn't above threatening Dek's wife and kids, as well.

The reason he became a commander was for not altruistic nonsense, but because of the thrill of conquest, the elation of triumphing over others, the uproarious kick of crushing people beneath his heel, the sheer excitment of bending the will of others to his own . . . it's what Bipas lived for. He didn't care if he happened to prove to be abusive in his endeavors, as long as it gave him what he wanted.

It was a rather apt comparison to make between Bipas himself and the Zirkonian empire. Both were bullies and thinking that they were always in the right in everything that they did. They were bullies ripe for a rude awakening.

***

"Right," Cloak said, with dignity. "Which is why we need to insure that they don't get it. I'm not sure if it would be as bad as the Fmeks, but the fact of the matter is that it would be dangerous nonetheless."

"I did take anything! The F.Y.I. is nothing but pure Nyac tech --"

"-- Taken from the Zirkonians," Cloak interjected.

"-- Taken from the -- DAH!! Don't do that!" Yarin said, irritated.

"So you admit it, then?" Cloak asked.

"I admitted nothing!"

"Then where did the growing tech come from?"

"It's Nyac tech!" Yarin said, a tone of pride in his voice. But Cloak saw through it, saw through the posturing.

"Yarin. Enough. No one is buying that rhetoric," Cloak said. "Please be candid with us. The Zirkonians are here. They will be looking for it."

Yarin said nothing.

"Yarin! Swallow your damn pride and tell us what we need to know!!" GH raged. He was still concerned for Andy. "We don't have time for this sh--"

"Alright," Yarin said, quietly and darkly. "Yes, I did find the trans-mat device. It wasn't anything like I've seen before. I had never conceived of a way to amplify size. I saw it as the ultimate answer for world hunger. Make the food yield larger by increasing the mass of the food itself. It could help a lot of people."

Yarin paused, expecting Cloak to interrupt. He didn't.

"I brought it back here," Yarin continued, "I took it apart, and reverse engineered it into the food yield increaser. The components of the original device were destroyed during the Black Lantern event -- I'm not exactly sure how, though."

"When did you find it?" Cloak asked.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #5774 on: May 18, 2016, 10:22:23 PM »
New chapter.

CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
Empty

Gru and Unt were grunts. Soldiers without a sense of self or even an identity beyond there names. They had allowed the Zirkonian military to take that away from them. They had their.personalities stripped from them. They were grunts. That was their only purpose, they didn't remember who they were before joining the military. They were cogs, cogs of pure loyalty and dedication and devotion to furthering the Zirkonian Empire and their goals, their agendas.

This was in part because they were criminals before their time as grunts. At least, what Zironians consider criminal, anyway.

Unt was a criminal by human standards as well as Zirkonians. He had no morality -- horribly bigoted, violet to a disturbing degree, and dangerous even to other Zirkonians. While they applaud that kind of immortality normally, this was actually too much even for them. They didn't want to put him in an invasion force because, while bloodthirsty and without scruples, he was completely uncontrollable. He would not listen to a superior officer's orders or rules. He did what he wanted, when he wanted, and he did not have any morals or values that he lived by. He had no remorse or regret about anything that he did. So he was incarcerated, and then "processed" to make him compliant -- they basically erased all that he was, his personality, his memories, from his brain and replaced it with a more loyal, controllable personality. He was little more than an organic robot now.

Gru was more of a political prisoner than a criminal, in human sensibilities, however. He did not agree with the conquering mentality of his species. And he tended to be very vocal about his governmental malcontent. He was trying to get real change moving in Zirkon, and seemed to have limited success, which the planet's establishment worked very hard to suppress through propaganda and mudslinging. So, they came up with a good deterrent -- they arrested Gru and "processed" him to have undying loyalty to the empirical regime with unfailing devotion, essentially killing the malcontent movement on the homeworld.

Puppeteering their hu-mans, despite basically being brainwashed puppets themselves, they walked Belle and Kylie with mechanical precision. They hadn't a thought of their own anymore . . .

***

"When did you find it?" Cloak asked.

Yarin hesitated.

"Yarin," GH prompted.

"A little more than a year ago," Yarin confessed quietly, "after the viral ooze incident*."

Silence set in for a bit. Cloak resisted his urge to interrogate the Nyac and let that go.

"Are you sure the original parts are.gone?" GH asked.

"Destroyed and twisted beyond compare," Yarin asked.

"How?" GH said.

"I don't know," Yarin said.

"Yarin," GH warned.

"He's being truthful," Cloak said.

"Oh," GH said.

"It happened while you guys were seeking that Great Power to kill thst Black Lantern Central Battery thing**." Yarin said. "I do not know why or how. There was evidently a fire during my absence, burning a couple of important blueprints and items, like -- well, it's not important, the prototypes were failures anyway."

"Yeah, nothing suspicious about that," GH said, dryly.



* Book 2.

** Book 28.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.