New chapter.
CHAPTER THREE:
Ah-Choo
In a lonely, desolate tower, Dr. Ekzacto had strapped a kid with a tinfoil hat on. The kid was stout, little neck, and large, prominent feet. He appeared to be wearing footie pajamas.
"Young man," Ekzacto said, "I'm afraid you have a very serious mental malady. The problem originates in
this general area -- here -- in what we in the medical profession call
the brain. You see, boy,
it's just no good! Sorry to be so blunt, but
you have a
travesty of
insanity!"
"What's wrong with my brain, doctor?" the impressionable lad asked.
"How should I know? I'm a
dentist!" Ekzacto said. "But here's what I
do know. If a tooth is bad, you pull it!"
"What are you getting at?" the boy asked.
"Yep," Ekzacto said, rushing to get his surgical supplies as he continued, "that brain's gotta come out, son. It the quickest way to cure what you got! Insanity of the mind!"
The boy's protests fell on deaf ears, as Ekzacto waved them away.
"Now," he said, "this will only hurt until your brain comes flying out."
Then he sprayed the boy's face with some sort of glowing green sneezing powder and the boy . . . sneezed out his brain. Ekzacto picked up the brain with a covetous look, before considering the body, which asked, "TV?"
"Shillar!" he cried to his mentally-vacant, hunchbacked assistant, "as much as Fox News needs the ratings, send that body downstairs for processing!"
***
"Red Ketchum, 10. Ethan Jameson, 11. Kris Taylor, 12. Brendan Birch, 13. May Birch, 13." Yarin said. "Those are the names we have of missing kids believed to have been kidnapped."
"Kidnapped by what, exactly?" Cloak said.
Helen had glanced at GH at this moment, and she smiled, apparently recognizing something that the ultimate guitarist that he himself refused to see. He was tempted to say, "What?"
"And why?" Saffa asked. Neither of them noticed the knowing look Helen was giving GH. "Why kidnap these kids?"
"Was there any link between them?" Abby asked.
"None," Yarin said, "as far as we can tell."
"There has to be some correlation," Gaz said thoughtfully. Laserbeak squawked. "No, Beaky, I don't think its because of that."
She didn't elaborate on what he said, so that the others assumed that it was something lewd or irrelevant. They didn't want elaboration on that.
"Perhaps not a tangible correlation, but an intangible one?" Spectre speculated.
"Possible," Cloak answered, "but that opens it to being a complete myriad of possibilities. Possibilities that we cannot begin to guess at without more concrete information."