Not all the readers are as devoted as you, Saffa.
They might not see it as a spoiler. In any case, it probably isn't gonna be what you think it is.
I'll post the last chapter soon. Ish. I have a quick errand to run and then I'll be back, toot suite, and begin working on it.
Yes, I Wikipedia'd for this this chapter.
New chapter.
CHAPTER TWENTY:
Carnival of the RAFians
The former Peter Pans were on the mend. Quickly recovering, and getting stronger with every passing day. But the overall morale of the forum was not the best. They did not know how or why the Shadow Stalkers died. It was this uncertainty that loomed over them, tinted every thought.
GH, however, thought this was not acceptable. That this was not an acceptable atmosphere for the forum. He sought to change this. He managed to organize an event for that very night. It was, naturally, inside the auditorium.
He spoke in rhyme after he played a considerable riff on his beloved guitar. He intended to lift the spirits of the others and, by gum, he was going to do it!
"This is a new composition which features
A random assortment of all RAFian creatures.
You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same
As the one by the guy with "Weird" in his name.
So to fill in this void in the RAFian Kingdom
I'll read some new verses. I'm not gonna sing them.
So kindly shut up and I'll narrate for you.
Carnival of the RAFians."
Then he played another riff on his guitar, this one rather like a ballad.
"The Andalite is a curious creature.
If you're grass, then he's likely to eat cha.
Although morphing make them look kinda hideous,
They're still listed first in the RAF 'encyclopeous'."
Then he played a tune rather like funk on his guitar.
"I love to watch the faeries just hovering for hours.
They look like birds pollinating flowers.
Yet, I feel sorry for the little faerie birds,
They always have to hum, because they never learned the words."
"Pffft," Faerie said, in an audible whisper, "of course we know the words."
A smattering of giggles followed this. GH didn't mind this interruption, as this was precisely his goal. Lifting the pall that had been cast over the forum.
GH continued with a tune in the style similar to the one known as "gangsta", before continuing.
"I've learned a few things in my life about Yeerks, not snails,
They don't care for oatmeal and they leave icky trails.
It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the utter
And Varnoxes like 'em with garlic and butter."
GH did a jazz-like riff before continuing.
"Deep in the murky swamp, lives the dragon.
His policy is first to chomp, and then login.
Although his lifestyle may seem crass,
I really wouldn't knock it,
He'd never wear a shirt that has a yuppie on the pocket."
GH did a riff in a style most similar to a polka.
"Geeks are such reprehensible things,
Some critics, I'm told, call them nerds with wings.
They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing,
Which some find distasteful, and some quite alarming.
But still, they fulfill a valuable need,
They give bullies something to bleed."
GH played another riff, this time rock 'n' roll style.
"The Shinigami are not a friendly creatures
That fact they're always proving.
It seems that the creature's favorite dish features
Anything that's moving.
They'll chew you face off in a flash
Or cheat you if you let them.
So, never loan 'em any cash,
and be careful when you pet 'em."
GH played a reggae-like riff.
"Some think that the vampires are a pest,
But that's the supernatural creature I like best.
I love the way the run in fright,
When they see dawn's early light.
And when I spike them to the ground,
They may pleasant whooshing sound."
GH played a ska-like riff.
"I could tell you a story about Aliciania,
But, just at the moment, I don't really wanna."
GH went into an acid rock-like riff.
"The life of the demon is one long, sick joke.
He hangs around, waiting for something to croak.
Then picks the carcass right down to the bone.
Sounds like one or two Knights I've known."
"Realm Walkers are just people in cloaks coarse,
Except for their powers, of course.
Realm Walkers are just a myth,
Which is to say that they don't existh."
"Cute," Cloak said, with an acerbic edge, as GH played a cajun-like riff.
"Seals are slimy carnivorous beasts,
In pastures, you might find them grazing.
Their fangs measure 23-inches, at least.
Their antlers are simply amazing.
Sometimes they would bury their head in the sand,
They are our main source of pork, ham, and bacon.
But, then again, on the other hand,
I could be completely mistaken."
Horse was speechless, until the last bit, as GH played a riff that was like downtempo music.
"Well, it's getting late, so I suppose
We should be drawing to a close.
Besides my voice is sounding hoarse
And even my rhymes are getting worse.
Poor Yarin is in the dumps,
He's worn his fingers to stumps!
So, farewell, this parody is through,
Now, go find something else to do."
And, like that, the impromptu concert ended.