Yes, and there's more! This book seems to be starting to write itself . . .
New chapter.
CHAPTER NINE:
A Favored Card
"What the -- what is that?" Goom said.
"The videophone," Shadow said, nonchalantly indifferent. Like someone who heard a phone go off to a flummoxed Medieval peasant's bewilderment. "I honestly don't know who it could be, I don't use it much, if at all."
Sakura answered a device much like the videophones in the first episode of "
Pokemon", only colored charcoal gray with a more streamlined and less boxy appearance. With a deft touch of a button, the screen burst to life. But the colors seemed unusually and unnaturally muted, shades of black and white.
"I didn't do it!" Sakura said, with a flinch. She was afraid that she broke it.
"It's not broken," Shadow replied at once, recognizing the problem easily. "The outgoing call was deliberately set to this."
"Ah, you've become shrewd in your old age, Shadow!" came a lilting female voice. Shadow scowled as she thought she could anticipate where this was going. "Your dear uncle would be impressed."
Shadow wasn't. "Who the Veil are you?"
"Oh, you have his vulgarity too, I see." the cloaked woman teased joyeously, as she threw her back with a bark of laughter. This threw her hood back as well, revealing her to be a human with long hair the color of the night with copious curl to it. Her skin seemed to flicker between a pasty white and a smooth caramel -- Shadow decided that it must be because of the perimeter s set by the caller. This woman affected an insincere look of hurt when it became obvious that Shadow did not recognize her. "You don't remember me, dear Shadow? Why, I'm hurt!"
"Cut the theatrics, lady," Shadow said, irascible and inflexible. "Who are you?"
"You don't recognize your dear old foe, Malice?"
A beat of silence in which Shadow waited for the woman to correct herself. When it did not come, Shadow said, distainfully. "Liar."
"Come again?"
"Malice is d--" Shadow had a moment of uncertainty, which she forced down and proceeded. " Malice is
dead."
"I was," the lady said, "until I got bored of it. I took over this sweet young thing when she was still a wee little whippersnapper. And I must say, she serves my purposes well."
"Enough. Enough of this ghost hogwash." Shadow said, derisively. "If you knew anything about my kind, you'd know that there are
no such things as Realm Walker ghosts."
"Oh, no?" the lady said, dropping her sugary-sweet act, and her face contorted into the epitome of pure, unadulterated ugliness. Not Medusa-level, but similar. "Have you forgot about
deux ex machina?"
"What does that have to do with anything?" Lee said loudly before being shushed by Taylor.
"Again, if you knew anything about Realm Walkers -- other than a random term we use -- you'd know that a
deux ex machina does
not hold consciousness or sentience of its own. Those go Beyond."
"Beyond?" Lee said, obnoxiously loud.
"Beyond the Oblivion Veil," Shadow said quickly, in aside.
"Did you never pause to consider, in your arrogant confidence of knowing it all, what if the conscious, the sentience, didn't
want to go through the Veil?" the lady's voice had somewhat of a rasp to it, but it was undetectable by human hearing. "What if it
wanted something else, something more? What if it wished to live on? Granted, it would have to
wear someone else. Granted, it would have to evict the former occupant while they squat in their skin, or else, leech from them what it requires."
Shadow was repulsed. What this woman was describing was seen as a perversion by all Realm Walkers with morals and values. But yet . . . such a repugnant act . . . Malice wouldn't think twice about it.
"Now, the reason for this call," the lady -- Malice -- said, as if she was planning a day trip for all of them. She held up a card as the call sprinkled to color. The art on it showed a fellow in a long black cloak standing on a cliff, Batman-like, and looking at the palm of his hand, where a blue "R" was glowing slightly. Beneath this art frame on the card were the word "CLOAK". Malice spoke in a singsongy type of tone, "I've got something you don't got!"
Shadow looked at the card, face inscrutable due to the competing emotions she felt. She managed to utter only one word.
"Uncle."