Right. Last chapter of this book, comin' up. It's gonna be a long one.
CHAPTER TWENTY:
This Isn't My Idea
Cloak had returned to the thread, and related everything that had happened. The. He insisted that he retire to his thread. He needed some rest. He needed to unwind, to relax.
And when he slept, he dreamed. Dreamed not of imaginary events or symbollic meanings, but he dreamt of the past. Of his ancestors, of Guardian and Noble.
Theirs was an arranged marriage, and neither were too happy about it. At first.
The Noble, as a young foal, sang in voiceover:
I can’t believe I’m stuck with her all summer.
I bet she doesn’t wrestle, run, or box.
Meanwhile, the young cygnet Guardian sang in voiceover:
He looks conceited.
Noble sighed:
"What a total bummer!
Both thought:
If I get lucky, I’ll get the pox!
After being prompted by his mother, who had the form of an anthropomorphized Maine Coon cat, Noble sang politely (thought his face showed that he clearly did not want to say it):
"So happy you could come."
When Guardian was prompted by her father, a giant panda, in turn, she sang in an equally forced way:
"So happy to be here."
Both thought:
Oh, how I’d like to run . . .
Then they switched to quiet asides:
"This isn’t my idea
Of fun."
Then the dream's focus changed to their parents. Noble’s mother, oblivious to the fact that the two seem rather disinterest in each other, sang:
"The children seem to be getting along quite nicely."
Guardian's father sang proudly:
"We’ll join our families together with this arrangement fix."
"My dear, that’s my point! Precisely."
"It’s such good parenting."
"And politics.
So happy we agree."
"I think we’ve got a deal."
"My boy’s quite a catch!"
"This is my –"
"This is MY idea."
Then they both sang in unison:
" -- Of a match."
Several years pass, and both Noble and Guardian are pre-adolescents, what humans might call "tweens".
Guardian's father sang loudly:
"Good heavens, child!
Don’t dawdle!
We can’t keep them waiting!"
The pre-adolescent Guardian protested, singing:
"I haven’t packed, washed my hair,
And father, I get travel-sick!"
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Noble's mother entered his room as he hastily tried to hide a picture of Guardian and act like he wasn't getting a little crush on her. But she saw him.
"They will soon be arriving.
Is that respect your showing?"
Attempting to recover his poise, he sang hastily:
"If you make me show her around again,
I swear I’m goin’ to be sick!"
Fast forward to Noble and his lupine friend, Amigo, running in the forests as Guardian tries to keep up. He sang:
"I’ve tried all summer,
But I just can’t lose her."
The two flee to treehouse. Once inside, they pull up the rope ladder, which was effective as Guardian was not old enough to fly. They put out a sign that read "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign in archaic Realm Walker script, which was still a rather immature thing to do at their age.
"When picking teams or friends,
I’d never choose her.
One would think that she would take a hint
And learn to read."
She protested:
"That really isn’t fair."
The two boys countered:
" We really couldn’t care."
Guardian, frustrated and hurt, loses control over her powers causing the tree fort to be reduced to splinters, as she sang:
"Boys are really – "
All three sang:
"This is not my idea of fun."
Some time passes, and the two grow into teenagers. There was a growing attracton between the two that neither was willing to acknowledge.
Noble sang:
"She tries to talk me into playing “dress up”.
She’s always flirting with the forum guards."
Amigo sang:
"I think you really sort of like her.
Fess up."
Noble countered this, as he began a card game with Guardian.
"I’d like her better if she would lose at cards.
. . . Four sevens and a ten."
To which Guardian replied,
"I think I’ve won again."
The two sang:
"Every time, she’s won."
Guardian demurely sang:
"This is my idea – "
Noble interjected:
"This isn’t my idea --"
Then they both said:
"Of fun."
Fast forward to the point of time when they were young adults. They both sang:
"For as long as I remember,
We’ve been told we’d someday be wed."
The full-grown Noble sang:
"All their pushing and annoying hints."
The full grown Guardian sang:
"I’ve got bruises from their fingertips."
"I can do much better, I am sure."
"He’s so immature!"
They both are herded into a room with each other, and they see each other. Soon, all pretense is lost.
Guardian sang:
"I see him smiling
And my knees start buckling.
I see inside him,
And my doubts are gone."
Noble sang:
"She started out as such an ugly duckling.
And suddenly became a swan."
"So happy to be here."
"‘Til now I never knew."
Both sang to each other:
"It was you I was dreaming of."
Noble sang:
"This is my idea. . . ."
"This is my idea. . . ."
"This is my idea . . ."
"This is my idea . . ."
Both sang:
"This is my idea . . .
Of love."
Then Cloak awoke suddenly, saying, "Wow. That was random."