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« Reply #3330 on: June 04, 2014, 11:49:13 PM »
Whaaaaaat?! :o

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« Reply #3331 on: June 05, 2014, 07:40:44 AM »
Oh, you'll find out, Saffa.

CHAPTER NINETEEN:
Cut to the Chase

Skinwalker had made it outside the manor's grounds, to the dark road beside it, which had a dark forest on his right side. He glanced all around, looking for the spies who had discovered his carefully covered-up secret.

He heard a low bellowing roar right behind him, a flash of blue and teeth. He did not wish to stick around anywhere near that thing. He ran in the opposite direction, and soon came across another frightening beast, that seemed almost skeletal to him in the dim light. He fled in the only direction that those two monsters weren't. He came along two more monsters that came in his path.

Unbeknowst to him, he was being herded.

The physical exertion, the fear-induced sweat, the lack of a recent goo treatment -- all factors of why the Dustin skin seemed to deteriorate quickly. Soon, his body ballooned out to match the frumpy middle-aged man who wore it, which somehow his clothing expanded to fit for some reason, albeit not comfortably. The skin began to pale, and raplidly lose realism and detail, becoming more of an obvious mask with attached bodysuit. Hair became white and wispy, looking more like melting cotton candy than hair.

Soon the skin was becoming more of a hindrance than help. He began to rip it off as he ran, with the pieces immediately curling up in to formless, crusty dust or ash. He felt the cool night air on his true face, and found it too cold, which wasn't because his face, body, and clothes were slick with goo. Hee was fine for a moment, but he knew he had to hide.

He would take another skin, he thought. He would have to. These spies hadn't left him any other choice! He had to. No one even remembered Ivan Skinner anymore, he was now Skinwalker. He did not want to be Ivan anymore.

Soon enough, he came to a clearing where there appeared to be no one in this dim light. He looked around, and saw forest on all sides. With a stab of fear, and a minor body ache (which he put down to his exhaustion), he realized he didn't know the way out of this forest. He did not know where he could get his next skin from.

Suddenly, the body ache became stronger, as he visibly winced from it. He looked around, hoping to divine a way out, when a huge wall of earth encircled him. When looked around again, light had come up and he saw his pursuers -- an akylotyrannus, a Tyrannopede, a Crabdozer, and a Rancor. The Tyrannopede was demorphing into Saffa, the Crabdozer was demorphing into Abby, and the Rancor was demorphing into Noelle.

"What the --" Ivan said.

"Very good of you to join us today, Skinwalker." Cloak said conversationally, as if talking about the weather. Cloak sat on an old tree stump, and beside him, on his left, on a surprisingly comfortable rock, sat AniDragon. To Cloak's right stood Underseen, who apparently couldn't quite decide what his hair should look like because it shifted from a blond bowl-cut, to red Bieber hair, to black Lucas-from-Earthbound hair.

"What do you want with me?" Ivan said.

<I should think that obvious,> Noelle said, as she and the other three joined Cloak, AniDragon, and Underseen.

"We cannot allow you to persist in stealing lives," Underseen said.

"We cannot permit you to harm another family," Abby added.

"We cannot let you kill another innocent." Cloak said.

"Are you going to kill me, then?" Ivan said, who had gotten over the surprise of this.

"No," Dino said, shaking her massive head. "Death will allow you to evade your responsibility for your crimes."

"So," Ivan said, perplexed, "what are you going to do?"

"I am going to bind your powers," AniDragon said. "I'm gonna take them away."


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3332 on: June 05, 2014, 08:48:15 AM »
And so it ends.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3333 on: June 05, 2014, 10:11:51 AM »
There is still one more chapter to go, though.

CHAPTER TWENTY:
Uh, What?

AniDragon began to approach Ivan, whose mouth opened in a snarl, but then doubled over in muted pain. AniDragon stopped her approach, tilting her head, face wearing a perflexed expression. The pain subsided somewhat, and Ivan stood up. His bloodshot eyes were that of a self-destructive addict, the one who refuses to believe that he needs help.

"D'ah!!" he cried out in a strained voice. He had not intended to utter anything at all, as he doubled over in overt and obvious pain.

AniDragon hesitated, standing as if rooted to the spot. The other RAFians, including Cloak, were the same. None knew if this was a ploy, but if it was, Ivan deserved an Oscar. The Rafians watched as Ivan collapsed into convulsions. If this was a ploy, then he was overselling it, big time.

Then the body began to go into convulsions in ways no human could simply convincingly act. This wasn't a ploy, apparently. The RAFians came to this conclusion around the same time, but there was little they could do about it. They could only watch in horror as Ivan's innards, wracked with excruciating pain, withered and melted away, leaving a pool of skin and clothing behind.

The RAFians were stunned and shocked into silence. Ivan was dead. Dead in one of the worse ways imaginable, and none of the RAFians, not even Cloak, could explain how this came to be. And it was one death that they could never forget.

***

"I can't say that I'm surprised," Yarin said. "Goom, Aquilai, and I examined that . . . goo, that you took from -- Skinwalker, was it? -- and we made a couple of startling discoveries."

The RAFians present at Ivan's death took his skin and destroyed it. It may be considered destroying what little evidence they had, but they could not risk it coming back to life, in a rather Oogie Boogie fashion. It was a bittersweet moment, with a heavy pall cast over it.

"Well, don't keep us in suspense, Yarin." Underseen said, dryly.

"Well, this goo --"

"Oh, just call it 'science goo' and be done with it." Saffa said crabbily. She apparently had struggled with sleep the previous night as well. What they had witnessed was certainly nightmare fuel.

"Fine. This science goo, then," Yarin said, blinking all six of his eyes in irritation. "Happy?"

"Not particularly."

Yarin chose to ignore that, and pressed forward. "This science goo is a most dangerous substance. It has been shown to possess slight, subtle mutagenic properties, which have yet to be fully investigated."

"You mean, it's Ooze?" Cloak asked. He was tormented by the nightmares, too, as if he didn't have enough nightmares already.

"No," Aquilai said, taking up the explanation. "Ooze is a near-instantaneous mutagen upon exposure, which is rather laughable scientifically, while this requires far longer exposure for any aftereffects to be seen."

"Not to mention, this is only one formula of this science goo," Goom added, "who knows if there aren't other 'recipes' for this chemical?"

A sense of foreboding foreshadowing followed this pronouncement, as abject silence greeted these words.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2014, 01:17:05 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3334 on: June 05, 2014, 03:20:34 PM »
Huh. Must be "modify-post" syndrome.

New nook -- d'ah! I mean, book!

BOOK LXIII:
MEMORY TODAY, GONE TOMORROW

CHAPTER ONE:
Whistle While You Train

Several days had since passed since the death of Ivan Skinner, i.e. Skinwalker, and the ones who witnessed it still saw it in their nightmares. It would not be easily forgotten, though many wished that it would be. It tended to make them a bit moody, but none were as brooding about it as Cloak was.

Cloak wandered aimlessly around the forum, cloak sweeping behind him like Batman's cape. He was brooding on the events once more, once again wondering if it was his mere presence in the realm was causing more harm than good. But he couldn't go back to the Nexus, he would be ostracized there, and his own mother would be in that camp as well, he was sure.

He didn't know why, but he decided to check out the training room, and found Demos in there, slaughtering Alloys*. And he was probably singing the most inappropriate tune:

"Just whistle while you train,
And cheerfully I can can tidy up the Alloy populace.
So, hum a merry tune.
It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace!
And as you ravage the room,
Imagine that the blade is someone that you love,
And soon you'll find you're killing to the tune!
"

Then he spoke, "Oh, how I love the screams." Cloak had no idea what he was talking about, as the Alloys didn't scream. They didn't know pain, they couldn't feel it.

Demos continued:

"When hearts are high,
The time will fly,
So, I whistle while I train.
Just whistle while you train.
Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long
Just hum a merry tune.
Just do your best,
And take a rest,
And sing yourself a song.
When there's too much to do,
Don't let it bother you, forget your troubles,
Try to be just like a cheerful RAF-a-dee!
And I whistle while I train.
Come on get smart, tune up and start
To whistle while you train!
"

The Alloys were actually solidified holographic constructs, and dispersed after being defeated. So the only way to see how many were defeated was to look on the computer display in the control room where Cloak stood. So, Cloak glanced at the readings, and saw that Demos had racked up to a hundred or so defeated Alloys.

Blue was monitoring him -- a big safety rule about using the battle simulation room (affectionately called the Danger Room, after the one in X-Men) was that someone had to always be monitoring you, which is why no one wanted Rotiart to be the one monitoring, as he does a sloppy job of it. Cloak looked up and said, "He's having too much fun."

"Eh, he isn't hurting anyone." Blue shrugged.

"Yet." Cloak muttered. But the Cloak shook his head, wondering if that was just his paranoia talking.

---
*"Super Smash Bros. Melee" and "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" reference.


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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« Reply #3335 on: June 06, 2014, 01:36:30 AM »
Yep, it was modify-post syndrome, as well as time zones being out of sync. PDF coming in a while. here:
« Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 04:38:18 AM by Saffa »

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3336 on: June 06, 2014, 09:25:51 AM »
Caught up on this. I've got a break. Good work, cloaky.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3337 on: June 06, 2014, 03:02:10 PM »
Thanks.

CHAPTER TWO:
Mnemoraptors

In a long forgotten land, Malice travels. She seeks out minions to help her destroy the idiot Elements Master and his lackeys. Such power he possesses . . . yet he squanders it! He suppresses it, restricts it, resists it! How was it that he was permitted such power, when he clearly does not want it? Malice would (and has) killed for power.

She knows he professes that his strength comes fro. His friends -- a laughable concept, this friendship, is -- appear to care for him as well, the Gateburst bleeding hearts! They don't deserve power, the lot of them. They don't know how to handle it properly.

Malice continued to slough aimlessly through the boggy land, searching for her quarry. A quarry that may very well not exist. Mnemoraptors. Thieves of recollections, purloiners of past thoughts . . . they are said to be able to take memories because they are incapable of making their own. So they take the ones others have made.

Malice had unwittingly managed to wander and meander into their hive, which, usually was a very stupid thing to do, for any being possessed of memories. Malice had even managed to stumble upon the mnemoraptor queen!

No one who's seen the mnemoraptor queen had any memory of it. All suffered severe amnesia. The queen was massive and had the appearance of what would be the result of Dark Gaia and an Amperi got too frisky. Only it (mnemoraptors had no genders, the queen generated eggs via parthenogenesis) was marble white with light blue highlights and sky blue trim. Its many eyes were the color of pea soup -- if it was permitted to sit out for a couple of days.

The nonqueen mnemoraptors looked vastly different, and there weren't as many as you would expect. It took 500 years for them to hatch, and three times that long to mature. So they weren't a very populous species. Anyway, the nonqueens looked like Amperi with green eyes and defined human-like heads with no visible nose or mouths. Hundreds of tendrils trailed behind them as they floated, jellyfish-like around their queen. These were the appendages that they used to steal memories with.

Malice, using an energy technique that resembled a Destructo Disc, soon slayed the queen, assuming control of the existing seven mnemoraptors. She essentially, by that one act, killed off the entire species. Regular mnemoraptors were not sentient like their queens (and only barely at that), and loyalty was a foreign concept to them, though they usually followed whoever killed their previous queen, or who it chose as an heir. They do not and would not mourn, they do not know what mourning is, as they don't have memories of their own, they haven't any ethics.

Usually it would be another Mnemoraptor that became the new queen and would produce eggs after fifty years. They can live until they're slain, and won't die naturally -- because, they, themselves, aren't natural but supernatural.

And Malice now had them under rule, as she sat where the former queen had evaporated into nothingness. She decide to go ahead and sing a completely pointless song about it:

"Yeah!
Ohhh-ooohhh!
It was June,
No, it was September,
Wind blows,
The leaves fall.
You tore asunder,
You didn’t bawl.
That insult went on
Without correction.
It caused me strife,
But it’s a way to fame.
But, you should,
You should not doubt me.
You will remember my name!
Oh, my temper!
You will remember!
Temper!
One thing remains!
Oh, temper!
Not so warm and tender!
You will remember my name!
Your brain,
Your brain, you abandoned.
You were wrong,
Now bear the shame!
Like dead trees
In cold December,
Nothing but stupidity remain.
Oh, my temper!
You will remember!
Temper!
One thing remains!
Oh, temper!
Not so warm and tender!
You will remember my name!
Oh-woo-oh-woo!
Oh, my temper!
You will remember!
Temper!
One thing remains!
Oh, temper!
Not so warm and tender!
You will remember my name!
Yeah!
You will remember my name!
"

The mnemoraptors didn't react in any way from the song. Malice somehow found this amusing, as she chuckled merrily, before sending the mnemoraptors to RAF. Which they obeyed . . . in their own time.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 04:23:10 PM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3338 on: June 07, 2014, 12:24:03 AM »
That was a most pointless song indeed :XD:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3339 on: June 07, 2014, 04:35:02 PM »
Yes, the early chapters of this book will be lousy with them. ;)

CHAPTER THREE:
They Come

The mnemoraptors, suddenly possessed of a determination, a hostility, an anger, not of their own, head rapidly to Earth from their distant land . . . or planet . . . it wasn't really clear, but that was the way that it was supposed to be. They were only seven strong, but they were still quite dangerous, as not even the strongest, most durable armor could protect someone from their mighty power to steal what should, by all accounts, be un-stealable.

They continued their arduous journey to Earth, making unusually good time. They didn't require a spacecraft to survive the vacuum of space. This was not unusual, as Ectonurites, Transylians, and possible other species were shown to be able to accomplish the same feat. Realm Walker might be capable of the same, but none had tested this. None had any interest in testing it.

Anyway, the seven mnemoraptors persisted to strive to get to one specific location,with nothing else on their simplistic minds. . . .

***

Cloak found himself brooding again, in his thread. His thread had its own amenities, like all the others, as it was taylor-made for his species needs. All the member threads were this way, from having private Yeerk Pools (as well as a communal one) for the Yeerk RAFians, all of whose hosts were voluntary or indifferent to infestation.

The only one Cloak recalled ever complaining about their threads was Rotiart, who expects skmething more opulent. Cloak never could figure out why someone would want opulence and excessive wealth, his thread was perfectly suited to him and his needs. The floor, ceiling, and was were drapped with the same material as his cloak, so he wasn't required to wear it in here.

Cloak sat on his wrought iron bed, with its navy blue sheets and comforter, the soft pillow within the navy blue pillowcase at the head. It hadn't been made. Cloak was rather bad when came to wanting to make his bed, though he could. He usually opted not to.

Anyway, he sat thinking about how his mother's line of thinking was when she kicked him out. He did not know why it came in the form of a song.

"My worst fear, I know it now.
I should have known this would happen.
Though he's MY child, he is defiant.
And he will know.
So, now it's clear what I must do.
I know too well what he'll become
For as long as I draw breath
I'll remember.
"

Cloak, in his late twenties when it happened, pictured his mother outright lying to his sister and neice when they inquired about his absence . . . possibly claiming something ludicrous like his aunt kidnapping him from a halfway house, or some other such fictitious nonsense that would fall apart immediately if anyone decided to do some fact-checking.*

"No turning back, what's done is done.
I have seen what he can do.
He can't be saved by me, by you.
It's too late.
I know the truth.
I will protect us.
No other way.
He is not one of us and never will be.
No more to say.
He is a loser and that won't change.
There's no other way.
I sent him away, and there he'll stay.
"

Cloak sat on the edge of his bed, allowing his tail to dangle wherever, his head in his hands. He took a deep sigh, and then he realized that he was permitting himself to wallow in self-pity.

No. No, that won't do. He has come too far to give into that.

He pulled himself up, standing on the right side of his bed, facing the wall that held the exterior door. He must not allow himself to fall to despair, lest he be preyed on by his lowest instincts. He had a family with his fellow RAFians. He was a contributing member of the community. He belonged.

Cloak's eyes widened.

It was so faint, so . . . so alien that he almost missed sensing it. A great danger, a great evil, was coming. But it felt . . . detatched somehow.

---
*Unfortunately, this is a true story -- my mom was telling people that my aunt kidnapped me from a halfway house. ::)


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3340 on: June 07, 2014, 04:39:54 PM »
Sounds like Harry Potter and the Dursleys.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3341 on: June 08, 2014, 10:17:19 AM »
Eh, I suppose.

Anyway --

[spoiler]Was that an accidental click? This is a bit of a spoiler.[spoiler]Well, okay, if you're sure. Come Book LXXIX ("RAFian Idol"), there will be a poll in this thread. Essentially, the readers will chose the winners of RAFian Idol. Well, of course, assuming you vote (and I will add an option for each song "chapter" as I post them). Eh, people may not like the book, but I'm looking forward to writing it. There is a nother spoiler -- [spoiler=Whatever you do, don't click!]Huh, that never works.

Horse, Blaze, and I will be the judges of RAFian Idol, and I probably gave too much away.[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]


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Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3342 on: June 08, 2014, 10:27:41 AM »
You lost me there :XD:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3343 on: June 08, 2014, 10:33:49 AM »
Sorry, Saffa, I'm afraid I don't understand you.  :-\ :huh: Did you mean that I confused you?

CHAPTER FOUR:
Hey! That's Not Yours!!

By the time that Cloak had exited his thread, the mnemoraptors had already arrived at the forum. There were only seven, and the RAFians were not too intimidated. Mnemoraptors looked relatively harmless, nothing like the big bruisers that they usually had to face.

Yet, they gave Cloak an odd foreboding feeling. Why? Why did he sense this about them? They appeared to be nonsentient creatures . . . but that doesn't mean that they're incapable of evil acts. Although, if one had no concept of right or wrong, no complex thoughts, can they be evil?

"Cloak!" Gaz called, Laserbeak in gun mode -- he was a Targetmaster, after all -- aimed at these seemingly benign, yet hostile creatures. "Cloak, what are these things?"

Why did they expect him to know every species in pan-dimensional existence?

"What makes you think I know anymore than you?" Cloak countered moodily. He was in one of his cranky moods.

It was then that one of the Mnemoraptors had latched its tentacles onto Azguard's head with two others following suit with Sakki and Faerie. Cloak saw as minute images seemed to be sucked from their heads. Cloak came to a conclusion, and was about to say something, but Blue beat him to to it.

"They're sucking out their . . . their memories?" he said, though he couldn't shake the doubt and uncertainty from his voice.

The three mnemoraptors that had stolen the three RAFians' memories morphed and shapeshifted into floating human brains that were white as marble with sky blue crevices. The other four lurked around, almost lazily, almost as if they had forgotten why they had come.

The three RAFians fell, collapsed. Unmoving at first, but apparently, their bodies remembered enough to breathe and all the other vital stuff. Their eyes were closed, but their faces were blank. As if they had been sucked clean. Without their memories . . . without their experiences . . . would they even be the same people that they had been?

Point was they had to get to the infirmary. Now.

"Ash! Saffa! Blue!" Cloak called out, attempting to take control of the situation. What a time for the mods to be away on personal business! "Get those three to the infirmary and under the care of Kelly and Goom. Now!"

"Everyone else!" Parker said, coordinating with Cloak. "Do not get within range of those creatures! If you can use projects or are out of ammo, fall back! We do not need any more casualities!"

Then Cloak remembered the stories . . . the tales that heard or read before, though he could not remember where. Mnemoraptors, the Memory Thieves.

He had assumed that they were fictional, that they didn't exist. He really should have known better by now not to assume such a thing.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 11:25:57 AM by CloakedFigure »


Book 189: "Shenecron's Pets"
Chapter 4: "First Attempt"
(January 7, 2020)

RAFians Referenced Specifically: Demos.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #3344 on: June 08, 2014, 11:31:59 AM »
Yes, yes, that's what I meant.