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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2670 on: September 29, 2013, 09:18:00 PM »
Your internet is worse than ever...

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2671 on: September 29, 2013, 10:11:58 PM »
Yes. But it seems to be better now. Doesn't matter, though. I have Chapter 14 saved in my email. I won't need to rewrite again.

And I also have to go to work tomorrow. . . . *sigh* Only three more months before I qualify for vacation time.

Now, let's try this AGAIN.
 
CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
Battles and Retreats

There was a celebration after Saffa's hearing. Streamers, ballons, food, drinks -- the whole shebang. Cloak, however, stood aside, pretty much acting like a papparazzi bouncer. He eventually made the gate solid instead of the opaque state it was in. But he remained there looking all surly and broody.

"You go, Kelly!" Helen said, cheerfully. She had some green tea in a crystal glass.

"The evidence was more then sufficient," Kelly said, blithely modest. She sipped her chosen beverage, and nibbled a cookie before continuing, "And Faerie's Sakki's hearings have been pushed back -- tomorrow and the day after, respectively."

"Why?" Faerie said, who wasn't as jovial as the others. Sakki was also looking nervously grim.

Phoenix let out a bark of laughter, "Isn't obvious? He's scrambling."

"But --" Sakki interjected.

"He wasn't expecting the sheer amount of evidence that presented today." Kelly elaborated.

"But, I thought that you had to make the other side aware --" Underseen piped up.

"He dismissed it." Kelly said. "Probably thought that he could charm the judge."

<He was expecting a female judge?> Noelle asked, taking a sip of water with her left forehoof.

"I really don't know why he thought that that was the best course of action," Kelly admitted. "But, Faerie, you should get plenty of rest. I don't know what tricks he plans to exercise tomorrow."

***

Faerie stood, Gale Blade in hand, twitching with a battlelust she never recognized before. She was surrounded on all sides by "warrior papparazzi", which looked like Shadow Heartless from Kingom Hearts, only with a single luminous, Cyclopean eye.

Montgomery Banks appeared upon some high pedestal, and mysic started up.

"So, you think you have friends in high places?
With the power to put us on the run?
Well, forgive these smiles on our faces,
You'll know what power is when we are done.
Hon.
"

Faerie gritted her teeth and fought fiercely and furiously against the so-called warrior papparazzi. But, for every one struck down, seven hundred took their place. Too much, even for someone of Faerie's combat caliber.

"You're playing with the papparazzi now!
You're playing with the papparazzi now . . .
(Oh, that's pretty.)
Ev'ry word and gesture
Tells you who's the best-er.
You're playing with the papparazzi now.
You're playing with the papparazzi now!
You're playing with the papparazzi now!
Stop this foolish mission!
Watch a
true tactician!
Give an exhibition
How!
"

Faerie was knocked down, the Gale Blade skittered just out of reach. Faerie looked awfully beaten up.

"Pick up your silly knife, girl.
You're playing with the papparazzi now.
You're playing with the papparazzi now!
You're playing with the papparazzi now!
By the might of the law, lil' us,
You will kneel before us.
Kneel to our splendorous power!
"

"NEVER!" Faerie snarled with her characteristic never-give-up-never-give-in attitude.

"You put up a front!
You put up a fight!
And just to show we feel no spite,
You can be my acolyte!
"

Faerie got a very heavy-lidded look* at this. As if she believed the offer was insincere or fury at the merest suggestion of such at thing.

"But, first, girl, it's time to bow!
(Kowtow!)
"

"You can't be serious," Faerie said drily.

"Or it's your own grave you'll dig, girl!
You're playing with the papparazzi now!
You're playing with the papparazzi
Now!
"

Soon, Faerie was overwhelmed. Being smothered by the warrior papparazzi . . .

***

With a sharp gasp, Faerie awoke. She placed her face in her hands, rubbing it, as if hoping to rub away the dream. But it was already starting to fade away from her memory.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!

"Faerie, freshen up." Kelly. "Court will start in a couple of hours."

---
* I.e. this -- :dull:.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 08:10:09 AM by CloakedFigure »


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2672 on: September 30, 2013, 09:18:02 PM »
Yes! A chapter. :D

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2673 on: October 01, 2013, 06:55:21 AM »
Yeah, I wouldn't rely on me posting too frequently, unfortunately. Unless it becomes less of a battle to simply post. It's not just my internet doing it, either. . . .


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2674 on: October 01, 2013, 07:18:26 AM »
Well, I think it's gotten worse now, you just double-posted the last post :rofl2:

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2675 on: October 01, 2013, 07:29:00 AM »
UGH!

I'll see how it is tonight. See if I can post a chapter then. It's only this site to. Only this site . . .

Anyway, currently planning out "Rise of the RAFians". Even though I may never get the chance to write them. . . .


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2676 on: October 01, 2013, 07:36:59 AM »
Oi, don't say that, that's a long way from now, I'm sure it'll eventually come through. Even if I'm 40 and crashing into stuff I'll still have time to read them, because they're just that awesome. :)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2677 on: October 01, 2013, 07:44:07 PM »
Well, no chapter tonight, considering how much I had to fight to get THIS posted.

MODS! Please do something! It's not just my internet having trouble with this site.


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2678 on: October 02, 2013, 12:27:43 AM »
 I got on, and my reaction to seeing TEN chapters:  :o :party:  :roof: :woot2:

I was pretty excited, *looks up* obviously. ;D
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2679 on: October 02, 2013, 01:49:18 AM »
Haha, at least somebody's not bothered by the internet lag. But I've had RAF lagging several times before, even on my phone.

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2680 on: October 02, 2013, 06:10:21 AM »
Well, it seems fixed now. . . .

Gonna be short.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:
Faerie's Day

"All rise," the bailiff said. "Honorable Judge Horatio Iapetus Faraday presiding."

A hard-nosed, balding, older man wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a stern expression sat down. He was well-known for his inability to be bribed and his habit of piercing through lies, manipulations, and coercions to get at the ultimate truth. He did not allow petty things like fame or celebrity fetter or cloud his judgement. He was fair, but brutal in his judgement.

He did not like frivolous cases. He did not like the way they cluttered up the courts. He did not like how many people's first instinct to sue when their was very little evidence to begin with, and all of it circumstantial. He did not like people who put up fronts -- like when he saw Montgomery in his head bandage (which covered obscured his right eye) and his left arm in a sling, and right leg in a cast -- just to get their case to stick. He needed to see legitimate medical reports to by it.

He was not a fan of this case.

"Be seated, be seated." he said, waspishly. "Faerie Larka, you have been charged with causing 'grievious injury' to one Montgomery Cocytus Banks. How do you plead?"

"Not guilty, Your Honor." Faerie said.

Montgomery looked sneeringly at her. She ignored him, but it did not sit well with her.

"Very well. Very well. Begin testimony."

The pace picked up from there. Kelly pretty much had to call objections on Cole Lokey's methods for either badgering witnesses or being irrelevent.

Judge Faraday did not see any genuine medical reports -- just by the quack Ricky Rivera. Which caused Judge Faraday to dismiss the whole of that "evidence". Unfortunately, it was the cornerstone of Lokey's entire case.

The case was eventually dismissed, charges dropped, and Faerie was acquitted of all charges.

But Montgomery wasn't as fortunate. He was given a choice -- pay for the RAFians' legal fees or go to jail for litigation fraud (which apparently was a thing, an obscure thing, but a thing).

He chose to pay out of pocket -- as this wasn't the first time that he tried to defraud his papparazzing victims through litigation.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 06:51:40 AM by CloakedFigure »


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2681 on: October 02, 2013, 07:15:28 AM »
It is safe to say Judge Faraday was not shocked by the nature of the case. ;)

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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2682 on: October 02, 2013, 09:53:34 PM »
Still planning chapters for "Rise of the Guardians", a rather close parody.

Remember, when I get Pokemon X -- "Memoirs" will be on temporary hiatus.

And I lost another chapter. Took me thirty damn minutes to write. Ugh. Every time a chapter has a parody in it . . . ugh.

Let's try this.
 
CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
Papparazzi Out There

There was another celebration at the skillful way Kelly got Faerie off.

"Well, the evidence was there, and I simply presented it," Kelly said modestly.

"Just one more to go, though!" Helen said brightly, bringing her ice tea to her lips.

"For now," Cloak said, darkly, his Sunkist barely touched. He remained apart, in shadow.

"What do you mean by that?" Abby asked, still slightly jovial.

Cloak looked at his Dweller friends, as if he could not believe that they hadn't realized this yet. "You think that it will just end with these three cases?"

A pall had been cast over the celebration at these words. It was clear to Cloak that everyone thought it would end with these cases . . . Cloak involuntarily pitied them for this. He would have assumed that Donut or Shock or RTYX or Wild or Aquilai would have at least seen it by now.

"You honestly believe they're gonna stop harassing us? Stop suing us?" Cloak said. "No, we're an easy mark for litigation now. They will see it as an easy payday."

Donut sighed, and said, "He's right. People try defrauding the government every day. What would make us immune to it?"

"Killjoy," Faerie said, mockingly accusatory.

"On that note, I'm gonna head for bed," Sakki said, heavily.
 
***

Sakki stood in the darkness, running from glowing, Cyclopean eyes . . . reacting to what was sung in song:
 
"You're all alone in the middle of the night,
Something moves in the cold moonlight.
You're tryin' not to scream,
But you got to let it out,
And it make you wanna,
You wanna --
 You wanna shout!
There's papparazzi out there!
Sneakin' up behind you!
Papparazzi out there.
That chills you to the bone,
Those papparazzi out there.
You know, they're gonna find you.
No matter where you go,
You know.
There's papparazzi out there.
Running through the postyards,
Bumpin' into trees,
Somethin' reaches up
And pulls you to your knees.
Try to get away.
You don't know if you can,
And you're starin' at the
At the ol' cameraman!
There's papparazzi out there
Sneakin' up behind you.
Papparazzi out there!
Don't post alone!
Those papparazzi out there.
You know they're gonna find you.
No matter where you go.
You know . . .
There's papparazzi out there.
Papparazzi that'll chase you!
Things that'll won't balk at you!!
Papparazzi that'll jump out and
Say they're glad to stalk you!
Are those papparazzi out there
Waitin' in the darkness?
Papparazzi out there
With the bright, glowing eyes!
Papparazzi out there,
Better watch where you're going.
'Coz you never know when there are,
Never know when there are,
Know when there are,
Papparazzi out there.
And you know decency has fallen.
Papparazzi out there.
Better run from home!
There's papparazzi in there . . .
You can hear your mommy calling.
You never gonna know when there are
When there are papparazzi out there.
Papparazzi out there.
Papparazzi out there.
Papparazzi out there.
"

***

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" she screamed.

"Sakki, it's okay, you're having a nightmare," Kelly said, from the other side of her thread door. "Now, it's nearly time for court -- two hours to freshen up.  Remember, look your best."
« Last Edit: October 04, 2013, 09:06:44 AM by CloakedFigure »


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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2683 on: October 04, 2013, 04:07:47 PM »
It's almost time for X and Y so I may start another re-read
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Re: Memoirs of a RAFian
« Reply #2684 on: October 05, 2013, 11:47:03 AM »
I'm guessing this will be slightly longer than the usual 20 chapters?